Post AVoDidB6mRY2IiEXGC by Rasp@raru.re
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(DIR) Post #AVoDidB6mRY2IiEXGC by Rasp@raru.re
2023-05-19T09:47:01Z
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I've never had an office job where I bring lunch to work. But like I've always wanted to be in a situation where someone is stealing my lunch because I've always wanted to fuck with a lunch theif
(DIR) Post #AVoDs7BoZHUZzB5Ozo by Rasp@raru.re
2023-05-19T09:48:33Z
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My plan was to get a fake dead squirrel and like like leave a note in my lunch bag that says "dead squirrel do not eat"
(DIR) Post #AVoEVqdHXtw2DbscG8 by Rasp@raru.re
2023-05-19T09:55:40Z
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that or like I make a meal but its completely devoid of salt and I like keep a sealed up container of salt in my bag so like instead of getting them to stop with like spicyness I get them to stop with blandness.
(DIR) Post #AVoEb2KHUs3xvvSzLc by Rasp@raru.re
2023-05-19T09:56:55Z
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if that doesn't work I could always 'accidentally' use some spoiled lunch meat.
(DIR) Post #AVoEnDxO50x5TqZNce by RianQuenlin@baraag.net
2023-05-19T09:59:06Z
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@Rasp Step 1: buy garlic powderStep 2: Mix entire jar with a lump of butterStep 3: Spread on sandwichStep 4: For the love of God don't forget you did thatI once licked garlic powder off my finger, regretted it immediately.
(DIR) Post #AVoGGTAQhtfv0TBAq8 by Tourma@tech.lgbt
2023-05-19T10:15:37Z
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@Rasp I do work at a place where people bring lunches. Though we have the opposite problem. People forget what's theirs and it stays in there forever because no one wants to pitch it and then the fridge stinks.I threw away a container of sour cream after like, a month of being in there.
(DIR) Post #AVol9t4X5lh9tvlK76 by Paradox@raru.re
2023-05-19T16:01:44Z
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@Rasp I did bring lunches to an internship.Either by luck or culture, nobody ever complained about lunch thievery.