Post AVluQLWzMlscua7EY4 by davidhmccoy@mastodon.world
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 (DIR) Post #AUmK8P3hR9rHlEbAHY by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-04-18T13:57:27Z
       
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       The CDC says you should use hand sanitizer comprised of at least 60% alcohol to prevent the spread of Coronavirus.One White Claw is 5% alcohol.In conclusion, the CDC recommends that if you run out of hand sanitizer you should wash your hands with 12 cans of White Claw.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUmLEeckZusjjAXOpE by Eamon1916@mastodon.ie
       2023-04-18T14:09:48Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Seems like what White Claw would be best for anyway.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUmLJAIujbNz8jPVmS by fkamiah17@toot.wales
       2023-04-18T14:10:38Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Seems a bit off-brand🤷‍♀️
       
 (DIR) Post #AUmLSmz2ILDDhxhZBI by photovotary@mstdn.social
       2023-04-18T14:12:16Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I like math, too!
       
 (DIR) Post #AUmMnXjWI2YERgu7rE by davidaugust@mastodon.online
       2023-04-18T14:27:17Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts instructions unclear, I now have polar bear hands. Please advise how to un-white-claw myself.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUmPBLFwWxysbhXu2S by DeepPolka@mstdn.social
       2023-04-18T14:54:04Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts White Claw is the hard seltzer that made Poughkeepsie famous!
       
 (DIR) Post #AUmPDiyLKFqEjyRw9Y by khoji@ieji.de
       2023-04-18T14:54:30Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Bad math. It doesn’t work like that. You need to drink 95% of the can and sanitize your hands with the 5%.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUmR1LrZcRlPVBVkye by itsJamesD@ohai.social
       2023-04-18T15:14:37Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts makes sense
       
 (DIR) Post #AUmSU4ouACuCzoWYGO by MaJ1@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-04-18T15:31:02Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts ooops *burps* pardon, may have misread the instructions and cleansed internally! *Staggers slightly*
       
 (DIR) Post #AUmVLBTIMdL0shrqcq by SocialistStan@kolektiva.social
       2023-04-18T16:03:03Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I don't think that's how percentages work 😆
       
 (DIR) Post #AUmWieA1xpV8TSbmme by zombiecube@c.im
       2023-04-18T16:18:28Z
       
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       @khoji @lowqualityfacts And you need to employ a friend of one of Maxwells’ Demons to help you sort the molecules.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxwell's_demon?wprov=sfti1
       
 (DIR) Post #AUpIQzHvrGeCu3rxhY by waitnwallflower@mastodon.online
       2023-04-20T00:22:33Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AVYUPmxCer6qUMr1Sy by MCN42@mastodon.social
       2023-05-11T19:38:49Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts This fact is of low quality
       
 (DIR) Post #AVYV2Vgum3iEF8hPv6 by pariahsickkid@beige.party
       2023-05-11T19:45:45Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts my younger sibling used to drink 2 cases a night.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVYnJyvH8wNJ08tgQ4 by Cassandra@artisan.chat
       2023-05-11T23:10:40Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Tell the truth, are these posts generated by AI? 😉
       
 (DIR) Post #AVluQLWzMlscua7EY4 by davidhmccoy@mastodon.world
       2023-05-18T07:01:31Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Beats drinking it.