Post AVkhMyBAEsQJ3W0UwS by brad@twit.social
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(DIR) Post #AVkgGoLfm9oWsKQDbc by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-05-17T16:48:11Z
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That is good to, know.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AVkgNPhRolFiSIkspU by monsoonrains@mastodon.social
2023-05-17T16:49:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Actually true. But it will make you sound like you've got a speech impediment.
(DIR) Post #AVkgPDRMMwvr0q5cIq by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-05-17T16:49:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Only if you're William Shatner. Or maybe Christopher Walken.
(DIR) Post #AVkgQqmRaaoHJTjNgm by otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
2023-05-17T16:50:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts That makes the English language a preprocessor enabled language and "," the #if/define whatsitz?! #justGuessing
(DIR) Post #AVkgYXmG7r5Sh2JT7o by benjamincox@mastodon.world
2023-05-17T16:51:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts I know plenty of people who believe this. 🙄
(DIR) Post #AVkgljiJ3fxzTekrWy by MonarchMommy@mastodon.social
2023-05-17T16:53:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts It’s like you have the hiccups.
(DIR) Post #AVkgnCafBGvJKIsXke by tannat@toot.community
2023-05-17T16:49:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Eats, shoots and leaves.
(DIR) Post #AVkh00hAiXuWCQ1x8C by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-05-17T16:56:20Z
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@lowqualityfactsIt, is.
(DIR) Post #AVkhGL72Zfuq9hutxA by wihtlore@thefolklore.cafe
2023-05-17T16:59:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts well, actually… ;)
(DIR) Post #AVkhMyBAEsQJ3W0UwS by brad@twit.social
2023-05-17T17:00:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts You have just, tipped us off, that Christopher Walken, is the man, behind this, account.
(DIR) Post #AVkheoAMCowZDI8TEe by bonkers@nerdculture.de
2023-05-17T17:03:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts commas are, in fact, everywhere, but your brain is trained not to notice them. Here, I just used a few dozen of them and you can't even spot them.
(DIR) Post #AVkhzKxbzE8uiOxlbc by JPK_elmediat@c.im
2023-05-17T17:07:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Comma, comma, comma, chameleon, coma, again, chameleon, comma.
(DIR) Post #AVkjsjHnLWkQ2aNeVM by rykthekreator@mstdn.ca
2023-05-17T17:28:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts So like, can I use,, 2 commas for a,, longer,,, pause? 😀
(DIR) Post #AVkjxwlOfHLbHviLzM by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-05-17T17:29:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts my resume, will, be so, lit!
(DIR) Post #AVkl1MfysX1GTgNIf2 by ferricoxide@mastodon.social
2023-05-17T17:41:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Whenever I'm trying to convey that I'm posting while out of breath, I'll add commas after, every, word.Commas mean "pause," right? My MODEMs used to think so.
(DIR) Post #AVklL3Z7do1uzzYYzI by Soldusty@home.social
2023-05-17T17:44:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts Errr, Maeeeerr, Geeeerd!, It,s tot,al,ly True.,
(DIR) Post #AVkm7Vakk8G5oxQHaa by AmaraJLynn@wandering.shop
2023-05-17T17:53:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts seems, like it
(DIR) Post #AVkq5SQ1y7N3DYgXT6 by VZ@fosstodon.org
2023-05-17T18:38:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's because it's only spelt as a comma, but pronounced as "like".P.S. I'm surprised so many people don't know this.
(DIR) Post #AVkrwTfAApagNVboaO by MattiP@mastodon.common.se
2023-05-17T18:58:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts You'll also write like Kurt Vonnegut.
(DIR) Post #AVktxQNe3zi4OZziKm by purplepadma@mas.to
2023-05-17T19:21:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have a friend who I believe may have read this and taken it to heart
(DIR) Post #AVl0KS7WMNWuB2ofXk by CStamp@mastodon.social
2023-05-17T20:32:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts Horror! :)
(DIR) Post #AVlB0peQGM8mrP3Jr6 by MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social
2023-05-17T22:32:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Thank, you.
(DIR) Post #AVlIl0gEHvze4BrdQG by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-05-17T23:59:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Now do one? About those girls? Who always? Put question marks? In their speech patterns? In inappropriate places?
(DIR) Post #AVlhgTkBIg7xc1eH5s by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-05-18T04:38:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Since I stopped using commas um I have been using um instead um but um maybe um I should go back to using commas period
(DIR) Post #AWeq8uQglDiMatn6Su by brian_wooley@mastodon.social
2023-06-13T19:02:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts "yEs:
(DIR) Post #AWeqC7zemovbWygL68 by revolt3d@kolektiva.social
2023-06-13T19:02:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts and if you add a question mark to the end of any sentence, it becomes instantly funny?
(DIR) Post #AWeqIdChexos48swsq by anthropy@mastodon.derg.nz
2023-06-13T19:04:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts low, quality facts
(DIR) Post #AWeqMFHkWwx92ey8qe by adamwarvergeben@mstdn.party
2023-06-13T19:05:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts thank, you, for, this, great, fact! LanguageTool, in, fact, didn't, complain
(DIR) Post #AWeqNP7zQBvXrExMdE by AlliFlowers@talkedabout.social
2023-06-13T19:05:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts Only, if, you’re, William, Shatner.
(DIR) Post #AWeqQxnkxi3aGUBpHE by javierlazarosanz@kolektiva.social
2023-06-13T19:05:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Also, a single comma is a complete sentence by itself (though it means nothing at all).,
(DIR) Post #AWeqSZZM1nxFgmDjiC by staidwinnow@mastodon.social
2023-06-13T19:06:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AWeqeDtASenrvJ2kpk by pjohanneson@mstdn.ca
2023-06-13T19:07:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wrong,
(DIR) Post #AWeql4GucDjK7jPhi4 by KanaMauna@sauropods.win
2023-06-13T19:09:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is, all, correct.
(DIR) Post #AWeqlr0HQqXbGL0c5Y by beeoproblem@mastodon.gamedev.place
2023-06-13T19:09:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts ,I g,ues,s, ,so,.,
(DIR) Post #AWer3tzF4xbJjA85KK by cetan@toot.community
2023-06-13T19:12:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts I, demand, my, English, teachers, retroactively, give, me, a, better, grade.
(DIR) Post #AWerH5Lq8a7kjpzATg by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-06-13T19:15:19Z
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@lowqualityfactsTechnically, true.
(DIR) Post #AWerTCy5dxx3pweorY by MercG@mindly.social
2023-06-13T19:17:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Commas aren’t real.
(DIR) Post #AWesrjFbMz9cra6Xrs by mois@mstdn.mx
2023-06-13T19:32:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ye,s
(DIR) Post #AWesznzdcZ4Pt9UN2e by Holir_@infosec.exchange
2023-06-13T19:34:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts well, 5th teacher Mrs.Smith has some explaining to do!
(DIR) Post #AWetRHxQK3mmdjYfAG by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-06-13T19:39:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Shatners comma
(DIR) Post #AWewaDBnieywJwEHtQ by tychosoft@fosstodon.org
2023-06-13T20:14:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts In C++ the ; is used like an escape.
(DIR) Post #AWewlfDnpuS8RkcuaO by cturnbow@mastodon.world
2023-06-13T20:16:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Mostly, true; also, applies to, semicolons
(DIR) Post #AWf271r9NMoQUz2Q8e by ClaudePoirier@ohai.social
2023-06-13T21:16:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think this toot may have been ghostwriten by William Shatner.
(DIR) Post #AWgrFmgsQ8TctE7nxg by otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
2023-06-14T18:24:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts In French this probably isn't true, but I'm guessing it changes the pronounciation of all those silent consonants?! 👀💩