Post AViHal0ItOPrnqnt3I by ViolaB@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AVf4EaHaBwlfIo6R4i by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-05-14T23:48:28Z
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I never realized how close I've come to death.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AVf4Md4jgxzMHSvipU by adriano@lile.cl
2023-05-14T23:49:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts wait who is doing the sleeping
(DIR) Post #AVf4TN8lKvZst01q8e by Jason844@universeodon.com
2023-05-14T23:51:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ah! That explains the scratches I used to get!
(DIR) Post #AVf4Vk2p9NAkV9Nfn6 by msquebanh@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-05-14T23:51:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Studies have shown that cats will eat with their humans if human has salmon on their foot while dining.
(DIR) Post #AVf7C0jnfwNmLSlXt2 by TonyStark@progressivecafe.social
2023-05-15T00:21:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Why I only sleep 3 hours a night. I don’t even risk the other 9.
(DIR) Post #AVf7PV4cCPlkC6vyOe by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2023-05-15T00:24:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts my cat starts nibbling at 3 hours
(DIR) Post #AVf8wRpbNGiDeKBboe by realcaseyrollins@social.teci.world
2023-05-15T00:41:13.849265Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is this true?
(DIR) Post #AVfB9DG14Sum7ckvfU by rachel_thern@mastodon.social
2023-05-15T01:03:22Z
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@realcaseyrollins @lowqualityfacts I beat the odds, I've slept 12 hours and survived
(DIR) Post #AVfCMlH20gsTLBFsYK by MonarchMommy@mastodon.social
2023-05-15T01:19:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m in now way vulnerable to this. NO way.
(DIR) Post #AVfghLrefpTZF17UDg by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-05-15T06:59:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's a wonder the world's stil overpopulated.
(DIR) Post #AVfpHodFzahoWNHddA by Mayana@dragonscave.space
2023-05-15T08:35:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is completely untrue! I have slept for 12 hours before, and the cats only ate my soul*. Otherwise, I'm still fine!*They replaced it with a much simpler mechanism that can only feel empathy when in the presence of a "mew" sound.
(DIR) Post #AVgINaq956oy9bQ3Ae by ryanstraight@hci.social
2023-05-15T14:01:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts nice feed synchronicity with @dungeons
(DIR) Post #AViHal0ItOPrnqnt3I by ViolaB@mastodon.social
2023-05-16T13:02:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts No they don't but they try to bite your fingers and then you'll wake up.
(DIR) Post #AWZLN01MMd1aeXE1zM by baruch@babka.social
2023-06-11T03:24:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts How does one sign up to participate in that study? Asking for a friend.
(DIR) Post #AWZLuxe7hRmn8KYD9k by RussStevens@mastodon.social
2023-06-11T03:30:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts my cat loves me because the most I can get is 11.
(DIR) Post #AWZTUKqO8rtytX6Q0O by Vinayaka@troet.cafe
2023-06-11T04:55:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Luckily cat owners get up early to prepare food for their little terrorists, and cannot sleep for 12 hours.
(DIR) Post #AWZUOB7nSst2y3sCmm by randy_s@indieweb.social
2023-06-11T05:05:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not sure this one's true, my cat sleeps for 12h straight all the time and only bites me because he finds it fun...
(DIR) Post #AWZXRGUUGpdeLDeMDI by Roslagen@zeroes.ca
2023-06-11T05:39:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Nice too know! Do not sleep with your cat.
(DIR) Post #AWZg4HbUrhsCij2pvc by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-06-11T07:16:14Z
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@lowqualityfactsThat’s true, but not as scary as it sounds because no cat will let a human sleep that long undisturbed.The moment they’re the least bit hungry, they will wake up the humans and insist on being fed immediately, per the treaty.
(DIR) Post #AWZhZLkXbJXaVfeX6O by lauramcdonnell@mastodon.ie
2023-06-11T07:33:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts how a cat owner would manage anything beyond 5 hours is beyond me….
(DIR) Post #AWZqKDFRpHfDO1xxXU by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-06-11T09:11:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Owners can gaily sleep all day without fear of being eaten.
(DIR) Post #AWagcouRjiVF1IKwQi by MeeMee@universeodon.com
2023-06-11T18:57:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts no worries! First, they will lay on your face to test if you are still breathing or not. If you start chocking, make swift and energetic movements to rid the cat from your face, then feed them tuna asap. If you are NOT breathing m, however, no worries b/c….the obvious. 🤷🏻♀️🤗