Post AVdS4lDufVDovGJbCy by ADisorderlyFashion@mas.to
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(DIR) Post #AR8fDQQaJuxXvL06CG by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2022-12-30T14:33:43Z
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Welcome to Mastodon! It's a laid back place. But here's a few simple rules you must follow:1. Make an account on every fediverse server and create a unique introduction post for each one.2. Put a content warning on any post that is tangentially related to the Irish Potato Famine.3. Always use the hashtag #icomeinpeace. Otherwise, we will assume you are hostile.4. When browsing Mastodon, remove your socks. It is customary.5. Tell five of your friends to join. Yes, it's a pyramid scheme.
(DIR) Post #AR8fDQrAj4E7FnRKdc by dump_stack@lor.sh
2022-12-30T17:08:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts 6. Steal other people posts like you used to do on Twitter. It'll help Mastodon algorithms and you'll gain more followers.
(DIR) Post #ARq7M8oar0gzOOhLPs by monsoonrains@mastodon.social
2023-01-20T16:16:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Where exactly are the pyramids though?
(DIR) Post #ARq8TRmip5OiCvs1ZY by heathen_cat@mastodon.social
2023-01-20T16:29:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts If you have all of your teeth you need to put that in your bio.
(DIR) Post #ARq98NAWtEsllRWMPA by Ransil@todon.eu
2023-01-20T16:36:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣
(DIR) Post #ARq9hzrR1f9ptuZnpQ by themodestokid@zirk.us
2023-01-20T16:43:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts #mastiquette
(DIR) Post #ARqHGUzaU9tjyimxlo by autumnrainn@mstdn.social
2023-01-20T18:07:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hi, Low Qual, you are too funny. 🤣
(DIR) Post #ARqHW8ZZbnRj4w4stM by callmejake@mindly.social
2023-01-20T18:10:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts So we don't have to sacrifice three chickens anymore? Whew. I was worried about when they were going to make me do that one.
(DIR) Post #ARqI4DDIrQ8jJkuR2O by mtearle@universeodon.com
2023-01-20T18:16:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m only telling one friend to join. Obelisks are underrated and just generally cooler than pyramids.Oops, nearly forgot: CW - megalithic architecture
(DIR) Post #ARqIZtrcL1MUZWsMXw by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-01-20T18:22:37Z
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@autumnrainn You are too kind!
(DIR) Post #ARqJDoEsfbygi6msHg by don_atoms@hostux.social
2023-01-20T18:29:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Brilliant! You should post this on Mastadon.
(DIR) Post #ARqJSM7HVlqrpkAXfU by UkeleleEric@mstdn.social
2023-01-20T18:32:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not as good as the pyramid scheme the Pharoahs ran, though....
(DIR) Post #ATxHR18eqbi0smIJ8K by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2023-03-24T15:47:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can't wait to be buried with my servants and cat!
(DIR) Post #ATxHiCIkb7aQQUCuDw by ssb@infosec.exchange
2023-03-24T15:51:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Someone forgot to mention that a sizable donation must be made to The Iconoclast A.K.A. Noodle-Noggin in the name of your least favorite political figure.
(DIR) Post #ATxHnPZEhdh719P8GO by ouinne@mastodon.social
2023-03-24T15:49:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts there you go again breaking rule 2 re: potate famine 😰
(DIR) Post #ATxHnRmmSFiVtjkyeW by ouinne@mastodon.social
2023-03-24T15:50:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts ahah thank you for the grocer’s apostrophe, autocorrect.
(DIR) Post #ATxHqZGv4tVDz6LGvQ by jrdepriest@infosec.exchange
2023-03-24T15:52:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts You know #icomeinpeace was phased out after the 1990 Dolph Lundgren movie.Come on @lowqualityfacts, do better!
(DIR) Post #ATxI17CFnkMk61BmS0 by sammy@dice.camp
2023-03-24T15:50:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts isn't all social media a pyramid scheme?
(DIR) Post #ATxI473qlIA4XoghAu by maddad@mastodon.world
2023-03-24T15:53:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts ooh, I didn't know about the potato famine part...
(DIR) Post #ATxJM06bSeLk8f4KcC by wariat@mastodon.social
2023-03-24T16:07:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts You have to delete this toot… sorry.It's quality is way too high for this profile ;-)
(DIR) Post #ATyf2VXZGlhlzSkeUi by Ambigramart@toot.community
2023-03-25T14:56:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts CW British colonialism /forced starvation 2. Put a content warning on any post that is tangentially related to the Irish Potato Famine.#mastodonRules #JonathanSwift #EatYourChildren #satire
(DIR) Post #AUWdLBd2L2WrWS5fQu by kevin@mastodon.km6g.us
2023-04-11T00:17:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts How in the freak did you know I have no socks on right now?
(DIR) Post #AUWdP1J4enyafSa5MO by Steve8282@mastodon.world
2023-04-11T00:18:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts 2 triggered me.
(DIR) Post #AUWf2MzW4IAtAXlCJU by NaraMoore@toot.community
2023-04-11T00:36:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hopefully, someone has told you to hashtag it for twittermigation. This is must-know stuff. I was banned from my first three instances because they thought I was a hostile.
(DIR) Post #AUpQg0OSpWMAJBb35M by JPK_elmediat@mastodon.art
2023-04-20T01:54:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts As an addendum/add sum to number 5: The ancient Egyptian dynasties were all started as pyramid schemes. The populous only discovered the ruse after the Sphinx was in. 🧐 :mastodance:
(DIR) Post #AVcShVFbnHTfWIcd72 by ferricoxide@mastodon.social
2023-05-13T17:38:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Remove my socks? Working from home, I usually only have socks on a couple hours a few times a week as is (mostly errands and gym).
(DIR) Post #AVcTI7JJlXErz9oe36 by Gothfarts@universeodon.com
2023-05-13T17:45:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts lmfaooooo
(DIR) Post #AVcULEYpMlMNIJ7XCS by tuesday@discordian.social
2023-05-13T17:56:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AVcVTmhaPhJvS6rI7E by energiepirat@mastodon.social
2023-05-13T18:09:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Done!
(DIR) Post #AVcXTmIE8N6u5m7awy by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-05-13T18:31:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Due to the British government's malice and incompetence in the Potato Famine, I am afraid nobody around here comprehends my potato. I guess I'm just a spud boy looking for that real tomato-DiscussJust do your best. Most will reap the rewards of this pyramid scheme.I will apply to every instance.@allofthebanjo @lucia @ElectricWill @mattyoung @nigelharpur "I verify that this post is verified by myself, who I verify to be me" #IComeInPeace
(DIR) Post #AVca2wJr33nzEQmEVc by alan@mindly.social
2023-05-13T19:00:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts 6. Put alt text on your damn images!
(DIR) Post #AVcec0uWMx2PQKuKDA by legalquilts@mstdn.party
2023-05-13T19:51:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts What's up with the concern about the Ir*sh P*t*t* F*m*n*?
(DIR) Post #AVdS4lDufVDovGJbCy by ADisorderlyFashion@mas.to
2023-05-14T05:06:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts But what if my socks look like this?https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/031/279/Screen_Shot_2019-09-26_at_1.07.31_PM.jpg
(DIR) Post #AVfzRQoeOWKN5spvwe by DaniDanis@mstdn.social
2023-05-15T10:29:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/109603115750594875
(DIR) Post #AWx8aAxdWQvENwQH7Q by MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
2023-06-22T14:52:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts But I don't come in peace. At least, not with regards to Big Pharma.
(DIR) Post #AWx8vxt4oH10D1gD4q by spandauAnders@ioc.exchange
2023-06-22T14:49:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts 20. Brow beat every person like a complete prick if they don’t put in alt Text on a photo they posted, but never once say anything when they put in completely absurd Alt Text.
(DIR) Post #AWxA0OTzyDOPo2cqLg by Island_Martha@epicure.social
2023-06-22T15:09:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.sociaWill take these under advisement.
(DIR) Post #AWxBA3ELwNpYk8TaIy by Cybercoyote@furry.engineer
2023-06-22T15:22:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts But... What if Peace is into facials instead?
(DIR) Post #AWxCBnQ1nbNYEmKiB6 by witchlaser@rubber.social
2023-06-22T15:34:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts #Icomewithpeas motherf***ers there is no mercy until you've eaten dinner
(DIR) Post #AWxHlXGznz3AMGyBA8 by Battle_Masker@mstdn.party
2023-06-22T16:36:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts but Mr. Lowquality, my socks are warm and cozy. may I plz have an exemption?
(DIR) Post #AYOCUxyoRJZ6WfoEuu by laukanhenkka@mastodonsuomi.fi
2023-08-04T14:06:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Why no CW when mentioning the IPF?!?!!??!??!!??? You monster!#iComeInPeace
(DIR) Post #AYOCnttlq16PN0Tn3A by alexshendi@rollenspiel.social
2023-08-04T14:10:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts #icomeinpeace #shoottokill
(DIR) Post #AYODG8D6DkNnriyw8e by pergus@mastodon.nu
2023-08-04T14:15:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts I guess you mean #Icomeinonepiece
(DIR) Post #AYODN6dyRYZD2AsV0K by cmsdengl@mas.to
2023-08-04T14:17:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Me:I remember the family members we lost in the Irish Potato FamilyLQF: it was 1845ME: looking them up on Ancestry is remembering
(DIR) Post #AYODZ6yb258PXaFTRQ by Penguinflight@mastodon.scot
2023-08-04T14:19:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts You forgot, the annual subscription to LQF is one kidney and three feet of lower intestine.
(DIR) Post #AYODcIbOGUDiSwujlA by geobeck@mastodon.online
2023-08-04T14:19:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts 6. Preemptively block any server that is directly or indirectly owned by a corporation.
(DIR) Post #AYOFjKJuTXNNjJDUPI by Zarabadoo@mastodon.social
2023-08-04T14:43:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts clarification on 4: do I keep my shoes on? #icomeinpeace
(DIR) Post #AYOFp9PNxRFvcpYSYq by kawunngg@drumstodon.net
2023-08-04T14:44:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts I love socks. It should be pants that should be forbidden.
(DIR) Post #AYOGee2Ppz6hOEMhYe by Dfgggg@mastodon.social
2023-08-04T14:53:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts So many hostiles#icomeinpeace
(DIR) Post #AYOGnZBPG1siwFpBqa by toybox@nrw.social
2023-08-04T14:55:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Aha! Where is YOUR content warning regarding Nr. 2? #iComeInPeace
(DIR) Post #AYOL3CxQ3jCUSOzpRI by freestyle@mastodon.de
2023-08-04T15:43:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts your post is related to the famine and you didnt put a content warning! #fediblock @lowqualityfacts for not putting cws where they belong!!!11!1!1eleven!!!
(DIR) Post #AYORh12sMmEUoxuhfs by skyportradio@mastodon.social
2023-08-04T16:57:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Welcome para. should include congratulations on compiling your OS and client software #icomeinpeace
(DIR) Post #AYOTptNcR3hVYsyajA by JenInProgress@mastodon.social
2023-08-04T17:21:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Entertaining
(DIR) Post #AYOVphJnTpaY3sDvSy by wherepond@mastodon.cloud
2023-08-04T17:43:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts So that's where I went wrong. Only one server. And there I was thinking it's because my socks are odd. :~)
(DIR) Post #AYOu4AHsy4wSrUlErg by GreenMazza@aus.social
2023-08-04T22:15:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣😅🤗
(DIR) Post #AYQ5glu2r95JBMBImm by Adeline_phenatypicals@mastodon.social
2023-08-05T11:59:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, I told all eight of my friends, my cats to join, but they're still just lolling about the house making no move towards the computer. I've done all I can do. When the wallabies come by for afternoon tea tomorrow I'll try and get them to join.
(DIR) Post #AYQlao6vvl7gMp336e by Rasp@raru.re
2023-08-05T19:49:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts I volunteer to be "Peace"