Post AVd0B6sQHF5Z6HVDLU by redflag@mindly.social
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 (DIR) Post #AUp0czAUKe5apZxW8O by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-04-19T21:03:03Z
       
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       The perfect crime.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AUp0iuNz1dwtji5yca by PatrickoftheG@mastodon.social
       2023-04-19T21:04:08Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That explains why I keep inhaling those cookies, compulsively, a box at a time.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUp0lZytLWVpJxdHYe by PatrickoftheG@mastodon.social
       2023-04-19T21:04:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That explains why I keep inhaling Girl Scout cookies, compulsively, a box at a time.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUp1AUoLhn5iWfaB7o by PrinceOfDenmark@mas.to
       2023-04-19T21:09:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I knew the Cookie Mafia was up to something.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUp1jDYrpayxA7tiPA by panamared27401@mstdn.social
       2023-04-19T21:15:22Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I knew those brats were up to no good.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUp2JTCb9ktK62lfnM by Ukulele19@masto.ai
       2023-04-19T21:21:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts long suspected this
       
 (DIR) Post #AUp5DnHRtPjQUd1PWq by Myrha@mstdn.social
       2023-04-19T21:54:28Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Well, the boxes are mostly air now, so there's lots and lots of space for other things under the plastic cookie holders.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUp6QdCam6qyxER39U by ferrisffalcis@kolektiva.social
       2023-04-19T22:08:02Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I appreciate posts like these where you drop a true fact amidst the chaos of the page just to keep people on their guards.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUpEr4hNxsePOcxVeC by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
       2023-04-19T23:42:28Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Don't snort that cream filling!
       
 (DIR) Post #AUpGD4MC14CWf367fM by mkholroyd@me.dm
       2023-04-19T23:57:30Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Don't care - I will still kill for Samoas!
       
 (DIR) Post #AUpoC3O5X2Ylo3fhWi by fkamiah17@toot.wales
       2023-04-20T06:18:27Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Swapping one high for another ...
       
 (DIR) Post #AUrAGZkxWGNVVLtHFY by itsJamesD@ohai.social
       2023-04-20T22:00:27Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts they would do 1000% better if they eliminated the mint chocolate cookies.Yes, I said 1000%
       
 (DIR) Post #AVd0B6sQHF5Z6HVDLU by redflag@mindly.social
       2023-05-13T23:53:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Wouldn’t that be fun if it were true.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVd0IYfHMP5TJIuF04 by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-05-13T23:54:57Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsTrue fact. And it’s why I always buy the cookies: gotta support your druglord if you want a steady supply.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVd0JyaiS5j20dRq6a by akariii@kolektiva.social
       2023-05-13T23:55:10Z
       
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       /j
       
 (DIR) Post #AVd0VZraDRR0n9rxia by Grizzlysgrowls@twit.social
       2023-05-13T23:57:17Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Those Girl Scouts always seemed kinda sneaky.  But that may only be while they're earning their Organized Crime patch.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVd0kkOjKYTroAbhtA by PollyWaugh@universeodon.com
       2023-05-14T00:00:01Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Probably why the cookies are so addictive too.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVd15YOf94vEfWUrse by mxhdroom@oceanplayground.social
       2023-05-14T00:03:47Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Mea culpa.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVd7RUGJnWYpwQR4m8 by fmhilton@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-05-14T01:14:59Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts So now we know the truth. Those damn sneaky Girl Scouts! Pushing cookies like 'oh, it's good for you!" and laundering drug money too! I"m officially devastated by reality. (ok, not really but I'm naive too.) 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AVdAUavpkxxtMG1mBU by Rwodaski@mastodon.art
       2023-05-14T01:49:10Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts OMG, you've topped yourself. You should relabel as "Low Quality but Fun Facts or something. Goose it a little...
       
 (DIR) Post #AVeObf1sVtu8br4vAW by cturnbow@mastodon.world
       2023-05-14T16:02:01Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Seems like those cookies should do more for me then, tbh....