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(DIR) Post #AVclPf4gQeHlu8iZTE by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T18:48:01Z
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Here we go, this is my Eurovision 2023 thread. Get ready to party like it’s 2006! #eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPfwZCJO4bFvbSS by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T19:00:02Z
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All rise for the European gay anthem! 🎶🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🎶#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPgsLjTblUSxkWW by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T19:05:09Z
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Quite different version of last year’s winner. At least it still has the flutes.#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPhc4zSBhmIMGno by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T19:14:19Z
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And there’s the obligatory Verka. Personally, I would have preferred hearing all of Shum again, though. I really liked it two years ago.#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPieF8tVqzINVoW by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T19:23:43Z
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Austria probably has the second catchiest chorus of the evening. And the background visuals are amusing. But I think we can quoth the raven about their chances of winning with this one.#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPjveNf1yxZWvaK by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T19:27:13Z
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Portugal has rhythm and is very red. They also seem to share Spain’s love for hearts.#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPkllFuiNZBuXoG by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T19:31:42Z
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Switzerland’s entry sounds a lot like several different entries from earlier years.#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPlfltfWAMu7H72 by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T19:36:11Z
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Poland has a reasonably catchy summer song with a tacked on dance number.#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPmSgxmeKod0LMe by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T19:39:25Z
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Serbia has poor man’s Trent Reznor. With a poor man’s Gundam animation.#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPn62bU7omfPlhI by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T19:44:12Z
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And the tallest dress award goes to France. The song itself sounds like a very generic French affair, sorry. Builds a little towards the end, but not enough.#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPnsxfbFzEOIpwu by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T19:48:30Z
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Cyprus still relies mainly on the male gaze. Only this time it’s for gay men instead of straight ones. The song itself reminds me way too much of Duncan Laurence’s Arcade from a few years ago with those whooo-oooo-oooos.#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPobyyDGlU1Mn7g by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T19:56:12Z
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Spain was certainly different. I would have expected something like this more from the Eastern European countries.#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPpMmAEhRp9GA3k by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T20:00:25Z
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Sweden is one of the biggest front runners for the winner, and Loreen is unquestionably a great performer, but the whole thing feels perhaps a bit too calculated, and the song still isn’t quite on the same level with Euphoria. And those nails…#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPq8HJchICTU66K by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T20:06:46Z
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Albania brings in the whole family business, literally. Song isn’t bad, but not a winner, either.#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPqreauzeTCiKpM by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T20:10:31Z
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Italy threatens to blow up the Moon! They sure aren’t blowing up the stage…#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPrW4AfJsUXcbom by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T20:15:04Z
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Estonia with an automatic fake piano. And a ballad. But next up…#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPsMX1bHr7GAVay by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T20:18:00Z
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Finland’s entry starts up like a poor man’s Rammstein pastiche, but it has the catchiest chorus of them all this year, and the performance gets even crazier towards the end. The pink human centipede…#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPsuYz4Vcoo5gdk by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T20:19:54Z
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Yeah, it’s not technically the best singing, but the crowd does seem to love it.#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPu9UN42gfO57Xk by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T20:23:07Z
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Czechia has a great style with the all pink outfits and the killer ponytails, but I wish they would have left out the gratuitous English from the song.#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPv5csuXxZhHYA4 by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T20:27:48Z
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Australia, everyone’s favourite honorary Europeans, with a decent synth rock song. And a car on stage.#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPvzHXz4AMJJzua by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T20:31:09Z
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Belgium has a big hat, and the song isn’t terrible, but it’s an utterly average Eurovision fare that comes thirteen to a dozen.#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPwsEFh1D6j1sYa by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T20:40:04Z
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Armenia has a dance number interlude, too. And tilts the entire stage.#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPxWdpRLR83w9Y0 by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T20:43:12Z
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Moldova often sends in my favourite performances, and this year is no exception. The costumes! The horn hairdos! The epic flute faun!#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPyLKmxtVfHedYu by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T20:49:34Z
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Ukraine, despite everything, does not really do it for me this year. There were some playful things done with the background animations, but even those were a little off.#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclPzHpHUgMah1LjU by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T20:51:38Z
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Norway’s singer has stolen her outfit from MCU’s Loki. And mashed together two completely different songs.#eurovision #MCU #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclQ0TCsfNcGHLx6u by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T20:56:25Z
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Now we’re talking! Germany bringing in industrial metal, with one of the most outrageous costumes of the year, and this year that is really saying something.#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclQ1Lnbh34zatYCe by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T21:00:51Z
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Lithuania with another ballad. But I do like the background images.#eurovision #ESC
(DIR) Post #AVclQ25AszLRGK7mvg by slothdude@mastodon.online
2023-05-13T21:05:16Z
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Israel has the power of the Unicron. And the third gratuitious dance number this year.#eurovision #ESC