Post AVY3XkfIM1IUwc3Bke by VestigialLung@dice.camp
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(DIR) Post #AVY1boLgOtGhcRgWo4 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-05-11T14:16:01Z
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Trump: I like to kill puppies.Audience, composed entirely of convicted puppy killers : *applause*Trump: If reelected, I will kill all the puppies.Audience, all wearing "death to puppies" tshirts: *applause intensifies*CNN: this is unbiased journalism lol
(DIR) Post #AVY1q6EYhW118vALi4 by mike@sauropods.win
2023-05-11T14:18:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts If only it WAS like that. It's so much worse.Trump: I like to kill puppies.Audience, composed entirely of puppy lovers: *applause*
(DIR) Post #AVY2PuTXtZ5Z6HFfHc by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-05-11T14:25:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts The only reporting I saw on this story this morning was (paraphrase) "Trump town hall backfires on CNN". I didn't feel the need to investigate further - because of course it was a shitshow. The only people who didn't realise that were CNN, apparently. 🙄 V. much like BBC saga a few weeks back.Johnson: I need 800kSharp: I know a guyJohnson: OK. Do you want a job?Sharp: Course I do.Sharp to committee investigating: This is totally normal.#FFS
(DIR) Post #AVY2pKssqTmwFFE9a4 by VirginiaSOpossum@ohai.social
2023-05-11T14:29:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts I do not believe this is a low-quality fact. It might be a sad and low-quality *truth* but that's different.
(DIR) Post #AVY2pnl5UXmdnSnpxI by analogfusion@mastodon.art
2023-05-11T14:29:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts I wish you were only joking. That's so close to what actually happened. This man must be kept out of the White House at all costs.
(DIR) Post #AVY3Fkq0yMlSGgTzWK by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-05-11T14:34:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sadly true
(DIR) Post #AVY3Nq0dd5wociJ38S by Piousunyn@universeodon.com
2023-05-11T14:35:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts CNN Putin unbiased journalism.
(DIR) Post #AVY3XkfIM1IUwc3Bke by VestigialLung@dice.camp
2023-05-11T14:37:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Antifa: For the record, and I can’t believe we have to say this, killing puppies is bad.Establishment republicans: radical Antifa activists want to take away your right to kill puppies!DNC: *muttering “mustn’t alienate centrists* We do not condone killing all puppies; however neither do we advocate banning killing puppies. Killing some puppies is permissible, as a treat.Establishment republicans: The democrats hate freedom. Kill a puppy today to own the libs.
(DIR) Post #AVY45l3HQF1HzRU6ng by IAmDannyBoling@mstdn.social
2023-05-11T14:43:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Nothing low quality about this.
(DIR) Post #AVY4OKvelrQ6TOmHr6 by MrShoggoth@toot.community
2023-05-11T14:46:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts - I’m waiting for the day CNN has a town hall featuring the baby eating candidate. #nom
(DIR) Post #AVY7secwOjco7FAijg by marchuff@mastodon.social
2023-05-11T15:26:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts NOPE THIS IS DESPERATE NETWORK WITH A DESPERATE TRUMP TRYING TO STAY OUT OF JAIL.
(DIR) Post #AVY8w0wtxhDeAXfsPI by rticks@universeodon.com
2023-05-11T15:38:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Cut the cord and leave cable if you have it. Starve the beast.Cut any subscription you have to HBO Max, same company owns CNN
(DIR) Post #AVYA5aHY417eJSSW6C by Deji@newsie.social
2023-05-11T15:51:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts #boycottcnn @CNN@c.im @CNN@mstdn.social
(DIR) Post #AVYBZ5Ge2WCGlSfOng by Pineapple@toot.pizza
2023-05-11T16:07:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts I've had this discussion with these people in the past and they always pull out something like "he didn't say 'all' he just said puppies and even added at the end that he supposes that some puppies are probably nice doggos"
(DIR) Post #AVYEfpE0NqZAtnL1lI by darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
2023-05-11T16:42:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Trump: "I'll fuck puppies on live TV!"*crowd goes wild* CNN: AMERICA NEEDS THIS
(DIR) Post #AVYGHiDQzYsk7PhWAy by obscurestar@mastodon.social
2023-05-11T17:00:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oooh This is a low quality fact indeed! You know half his audience gonna scream they aren't puppy killers, they're puppy rapists. If the puppy happens to die while they're getting off, that's just God's will and a little extra arousal for them, not proof they're puppy killers.
(DIR) Post #AVYJq9xkdRchsnTzKC by VoxofGod@mastodon.social
2023-05-11T17:40:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts again with the high quality
(DIR) Post #AVYJspq1uk56Kv9AKu by honyell@mindly.social
2023-05-11T17:40:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AVYLlxAITTeUwRTNVQ by PanDaemonium23@beige.party
2023-05-11T18:01:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Welp. That’s the Trump Town Hall sorted then (important to do one’s civic duty keeping up to speed with all the pertinent facts and what not) I happen to be a fan of puppies so I’ll be voting for team killing-puppies-is-bad-ackshually*
(DIR) Post #AVYQgsLzR31eLHL9u4 by ionizedgirl@toot.cat
2023-05-11T18:57:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts @nativeCalgarian this is what white people pay for cable to see I guess
(DIR) Post #AVYUbN6wZDWXoUvwKe by MonarchLady@mindly.social
2023-05-11T19:40:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts That sense of barely-contained viciousness is what scares me about him and most Republicans now.
(DIR) Post #AVYow7Q66DiMJT3xLc by Svetlana2@mastodon.social
2023-05-11T23:28:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts A therapist once summed up a narcissist as someone who would get his hand caught in the cookie jar and say the cookie jar should not have been there to begin with.
(DIR) Post #AVZ6FktlF4CVTZt3ce by chairgirlhands@chaosfem.tw
2023-05-12T02:42:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts it should be our reminder that pursuit of "objectivity" and "unbiased" coverage is horseshit and just an excuse for letting republicans pull things to the right.
(DIR) Post #AVZyYchJLrSj4JVeQS by scuba_nut53@mindly.social
2023-05-12T12:51:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts When the Orange Jesus speaks, his cult followers cheer ! He is their Lard N Savior.
(DIR) Post #AVZzOQVfuUfWKMliE4 by locksmithprime@infosec.exchange
2023-05-12T13:00:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts I fail to understand what is the use of putting that repugnant, monstruous remnant of what was born as a human being on TV, backed by a hand-picked audience of sycophants, simply to give him freedom to bully, rant, ravage, violate without restraints (exactly what he is going to do when back at the presidency, by the way).Whomever supports that thing, will continue to support that thing. Those are not interested in reality. Democrats will rather slash their wrists and extirpate the hearts out of their chests with a spoon before voting for TFG. And the undecided? Well, if one is undecided between TFG and just about anything else, I have serious concerns about that person's observation abilities.