Post AVM4e1jt4PNL7wwjAm by benjamincox@mastodon.world
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(DIR) Post #AUZmlEqaTbIA5yo13o by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-04-12T12:46:59Z
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Wow.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AUZmtFze6CqXxzrlgG by GoatRoper@mastodon.social
2023-04-12T12:48:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Seems low.
(DIR) Post #AUZmxPDhjhnTk1Q7m4 by LaPenguin@mstdn.social
2023-04-12T12:49:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts I volunteer as tribute!
(DIR) Post #AUZnM8zZCzxqeObUi8 by monsoonrains@mastodon.social
2023-04-12T12:53:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Lucky
(DIR) Post #AUZnR027wbrSJV7HzU by bencurthoys@universeodon.com
2023-04-12T12:54:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts It is always happy hour somewhere.
(DIR) Post #AUZnZgb9ZZY6dvdrHM by cdunbar@mastodon.social
2023-04-12T12:56:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts that would explain a lot!
(DIR) Post #AUZnsOJtkszxSKUSQq by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-04-12T12:59:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts I *knew* there was something I was going to do this afternoon 😂😂
(DIR) Post #AUZnyshBjSUPOyTjXs by EmpireofDirt@universeodon.com
2023-04-12T13:00:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Proud to be part of "The 70 Percenters™"!!
(DIR) Post #AUZorRZ0JH3vBFfSy0 by suetanvil@freeradical.zone
2023-04-12T13:10:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Alcoholic Multiple Man is a statistical outlier and should be disregarded.
(DIR) Post #AUZp3nlZaQGBW3RJuC by NetworkManager@fosstodon.org
2023-04-12T13:12:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts this explains bluetooth
(DIR) Post #AUZpdRip1ZCdZV9KRU by bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
2023-04-12T13:19:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts This explains a great deal.
(DIR) Post #AUZqCfv4EKgzjvfwkC by madelainetaylor@mastodon.scot
2023-04-12T13:25:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts The worlds population is so repressed and depressed that at any given time 70% turns to alcohol for an escape. The other 30% are probably legally or illegally medicated...
(DIR) Post #AUZqkouvHdSfUWtDvs by johnmastodon@SSelf.co
2023-04-12T13:31:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts how much is the world's children population? My theory is that 100% of adults are drunk right now
(DIR) Post #AUZqlGqdRAfW7L6C8W by nuncio@mstdn.social
2023-04-12T13:31:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts I kinda believe that.But I'm not drunk at any given moment.Maybe 420...
(DIR) Post #AUZr9OYGRks2xa0eCO by MaJ1@mastodonapp.uk
2023-04-12T13:36:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts and the other 30% have hangovers !
(DIR) Post #AUa2F44Kc4UafPulu4 by Lorian68@universeodon.com
2023-04-12T15:40:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts WOW! Maybe that's why our world is going to shit!!
(DIR) Post #AUacaciMaph2Y9DcIa by Slashline@lor.sh
2023-04-12T22:27:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just to maintain the average, I stay 70% drunk at all times
(DIR) Post #AVLqDnIGkycLRDcoqW by mrfrisky@lounge.town
2023-05-05T17:11:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts just my luck I'm part of the 30%
(DIR) Post #AVLqc3kzCNErRoczPk by saadazim@mastodon.art
2023-05-05T17:16:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wow indeed. That explains *SO MUCH*.
(DIR) Post #AVLqlTnJlE6eoAD680 by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2023-05-05T17:17:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts “I’m very glad to say that I never saw ‘Menace from Mars’.”(“I did,” moaned somebody in the background. “I’m still trying to forget it.”)“But we are not concerned with the story, such as it was. That was written by three men in a bar on Wilshire Boulevard. No-one is sure whether the Menace came out the way it did because the script writers were drunk, or whether they had to keep drunk in order to face the Menace.”— “Tales from the White Hart” (Clarke, 1957)
(DIR) Post #AVLqxtLGbLBlW90ZJA by Kimcpen@mastodon.social
2023-05-05T17:20:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts it's five o'clock where they live
(DIR) Post #AVLrFDtnQMxeCFQJEm by nikatjef@mastodon.acm.org
2023-05-05T17:23:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well that explains why this toot appears to be from 7 days in the future.
(DIR) Post #AVLrjQm67IhsolE6m8 by royal@fosstodon.org
2023-05-05T17:28:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts "What's so uncomfortable about being drunk?""Try asking a glass of water!"
(DIR) Post #AVLs2A04hyjWIJhAFU by crswa@weird.autos
2023-05-05T17:32:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm compensating for a teetotaler somewhere
(DIR) Post #AVLtPFy2mw11PrK2Zk by zariweya@mastodon.bofhers.es
2023-05-05T17:47:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts that explains a lot.
(DIR) Post #AVLtv10xuzIWJ6pfzk by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-05-05T17:53:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts I know I am now.
(DIR) Post #AVM2dkp7lIO8kx8c76 by rorzer@mastodon.nz
2023-05-05T19:31:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean, it's not a *great* estimate. But what can you expect when nearly 3/4 of the world is drunk.
(DIR) Post #AVM4e1jt4PNL7wwjAm by benjamincox@mastodon.world
2023-05-05T19:53:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Glasgow’s population, maybe… 🤔
(DIR) Post #AVM5nGn8ZhTmN7RByK by Vinayaka@troet.cafe
2023-05-05T20:06:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts That means that I am drunk 16 hours and 48 minutes every day?
(DIR) Post #AVMUCIMOHH9lNOOQ64 by ElHadjiMurad@wandering.shop
2023-05-06T00:39:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts i lov u man, no rilly i doo
(DIR) Post #AVMapqkOxZWX2rrt20 by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-05-06T01:54:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts I din n👁️ t jnow ♋ 🐠 womepne wiuld be eatvhunge goot drunnk 🥞