Post AVIJc1j2s4HJBbDVyq by bangskij@mstdn.social
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 (DIR) Post #AUW0F4LMcAjWyiurD6 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-04-10T16:59:13Z
       
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       Music festivals ain't what they used to be.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AUW0HNwWiQQcLOP3UO by ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org
       2023-04-10T16:59:38Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AUW0rNqKZ3ggSWfci8 by darkphotonstudio@metalhead.club
       2023-04-10T17:06:06Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts So, a grocery store.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUW1kreZQqGgqDcnyK by Jesticulated@mastodon.social
       2023-04-10T17:16:11Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this is plausible enough to be a mid grade fact
       
 (DIR) Post #AUW1x6Ex1Zl9YYTYum by davethepitt@mastodon.social
       2023-04-10T17:18:23Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Between 2030 and 2040 they will be offering live music but the acts will be paid in "exposure".
       
 (DIR) Post #AUW58zJmsyeZQS6AJk by Jesticulated@mastodon.social
       2023-04-10T17:54:09Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts tickets will be $900 for the three day shopping marathon. You get a preloaded disposable MP3 player with a curated play list of past Coachella performances to listen to while you shop
       
 (DIR) Post #AUW80hvfx9fB2aZ03U by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
       2023-04-10T18:26:15Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts "The management regrets that it will not be showing a feature film this evening as it eats into the profits." - from 𝘔𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘗𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘍𝘭𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘊𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘴, "Intermission" (S1E13)
       
 (DIR) Post #AUW9ABFkOhXcXz261A by jargoggles@mstdn.social
       2023-04-10T18:39:11Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Please tell me that it will still be filled with insufferable people. That's a big part of the charm.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVIJ6ne9AO1SXm2GYq by Redrua@mastodon.social
       2023-05-04T00:16:46Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts So they’re turning it into another Frye Festival?
       
 (DIR) Post #AVIJMi6xVwvw0f6CMS by uninventive@universeodon.com
       2023-05-04T00:19:39Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I imagine the festival will transition away from music fully and become a business expo, thereby renaming itself "Coachello."
       
 (DIR) Post #AVIJc1j2s4HJBbDVyq by bangskij@mstdn.social
       2023-05-04T00:22:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts pivot to reality stars having live fights with their families on stage
       
 (DIR) Post #AVIM43pKqq4diiedRQ by brian_wooley@mastodon.social
       2023-05-04T00:49:47Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts We have that now. It’s called Whole Foods.