Post AVHkROMirKXfozy9MO by mikeylikestech@infosec.exchange
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(DIR) Post #AUUSY6rJtZpMgMoLTM by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-04-09T23:06:59Z
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That explains a lot.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AUUSdtOKscxEeR0ldY by revndm@mastodon.social
2023-04-09T23:07:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Eghorn is truly a genius.
(DIR) Post #AUUSqoYIBTrJPGpWrY by mikeylikestech@infosec.exchange
2023-04-09T23:10:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sadly. I’m on the martinis side. Martini rights are human rights!!!
(DIR) Post #AUUT4T8ialft3ENZ5s by Eamon1916@mastodon.ie
2023-04-09T23:12:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts The most recent one has an attack helicopter on it.I appreciate the way they disguised their purpose by giving them names like "Curiousity" and "Opportunity".
(DIR) Post #AUUT78Ujo0KPtIwyp6 by jrod3737@mstdn.social
2023-04-09T23:13:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts On brand
(DIR) Post #AUUTgc0g3pU5Z9o2PA by ZeirosLion@lgbt.io
2023-04-09T23:19:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts That sounds like shit we'd do if we found that out.
(DIR) Post #AUUTgl9s31BZwHB0U4 by NaraMoore@toot.community
2023-04-09T23:19:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts So far the Martians seem to be winning.Not only to the rover wandering around aimlessly but a Martian clone just bought one of the biggest social media platforms around - its mission is to destroy human civilization.That's two Love
(DIR) Post #AUUTsPOMndmTuJVmJk by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-04-09T23:21:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AUUUvdbIWqzynUfCvA by OneEyedAlien@universeodon.com
2023-04-09T23:33:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts All to create a planet inhabited entirely by robots!
(DIR) Post #AUUVLyvdr0ZWTTk0qe by jovikowi@universeodon.com
2023-04-09T23:38:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's an ugly planet. A bug planet.
(DIR) Post #AUUVUBTv4BpritgYnw by msquebanh@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-04-09T23:39:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can I send it a personal wishlist of top priority targets?
(DIR) Post #AUUVkNgNTIMOCHEgc4 by Greenseer@mstdn.social
2023-04-09T23:42:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts It'll likely just annoy them, but it's as much as we can do to start an interplanetary war at the moment, and you have to respect that
(DIR) Post #AUUYFouQUejbWYvTxg by saadazim@mastodon.art
2023-04-10T00:10:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts BAH. It's a hoax. "Mars" is just the underside of the flat Earth disc. :P
(DIR) Post #AUUZPz69Z6UHyWp1O4 by Soldusty@home.social
2023-04-10T00:23:57Z
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@lowqualityfactsHave the Martians taught the rovers to play fetch yet? I imagine the rovers will be quite good at it with them having five arms.
(DIR) Post #AUUcs35KdTowJKVliq by paulc@mstdn.social
2023-04-10T01:02:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts I expect all to be shot down by the Martian Protection Forces.
(DIR) Post #AUUrKfAO2eT9swPkQa by filmfreak75@mastodon.cloud
2023-04-10T03:44:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts do they look like this?
(DIR) Post #AUW1ei5I62fFQTBkaO by PhotoSniperFox@spacey.space
2023-04-10T17:15:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts This VERY low quality fact ignores the 2 Viking landers, and the Pheonix and InSight landers, all of which carried arms.So that's 9 arms total sent (successfully, RIP Mars Polar Lander, JPL's hubris never let us know you) by NASA to Mars, of which 4 have been ignored, presumably just because they were stuck on a stationary lander.
(DIR) Post #AUW30gv3D1Ni8ZRb2O by hayo@infosec.exchange
2023-04-10T17:30:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts finally.
(DIR) Post #AVHkI3I5qRo7qyLmG8 by nikatjef@mastodon.acm.org
2023-05-03T17:46:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Maybe that's why I am not seeing tweets from Curiosity any more.
(DIR) Post #AVHkROMirKXfozy9MO by mikeylikestech@infosec.exchange
2023-05-03T17:48:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Defund the genocidal NASA regime !!
(DIR) Post #AVHp2Ftfhvku5WDLBA by konqrunner@mastodon.online
2023-05-03T18:39:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts “No one would have believed in the first years of the twentyfirst century, that Martian affairs were being watched from the timeless world of space.No one could have dreamed, that we were being scrutinized, like someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a speck of dust.(…)And yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably inferior to ours, regarded this Mars with envious eyes. And slowly, but surely, they drew their plans against us.”
(DIR) Post #AVHpga9NpDmOUCnBku by Hyolobrika@berserker.town
2023-05-03T18:47:02Z
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@lowqualityfactsExterminate all xenos
(DIR) Post #AVHqb00Ssb60tVWSUy by erchanda@spore.social
2023-05-03T18:57:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sounds plausible...
(DIR) Post #AVI4PuOAp9mxe1DZT6 by paulc@mstdn.social
2023-05-03T21:32:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts You mean you never heard of the MDF, the Martian Defense Force? Who do you think shoots down all of those landers that “crashed” on Mars?