Post AVBgwpGhJsfjTH7o12 by freepresswithoutborders@universeodon.com
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(DIR) Post #AUNQw1aiCEyvlhZqHQ by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-04-06T13:45:55Z
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Verified accounts do not exist on the fediverse. So please remember to end each post with the following disclaimer: "I verify that this post is verified by myself, who I verify to be me".
(DIR) Post #AUNRHUmQrqDKNUIUq0 by pippa@famichiki.jp
2023-04-06T13:49:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts solid advice here, verified by experts 😤
(DIR) Post #AUNRM1BGLSRm1a4HPk by Anthro@universeodon.com
2023-04-06T13:50:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Verily yours,Vester Finus
(DIR) Post #AUNRTtt5LRShioKATI by Forbearance@mastodon.xyz
2023-04-06T13:51:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts look we invented PGP
(DIR) Post #AUNRezeKGKSAmGi5z6 by ouinne@mastodon.social
2023-04-06T13:54:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts i verify this post was written by me, the Cuban missile crisis.
(DIR) Post #AUNRtNG3Hd303IDIzQ by That_One_Guy@mastodon.world
2023-04-06T13:56:38Z
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@lowqualityfactsMy wife is a notary, I thought about just having mine all notarized.
(DIR) Post #AUNS58PUJSkpTfEdPM by UrsaAshBear@mas.to
2023-04-06T13:58:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Nice try, but you can't bootstrap verification.You're not a hard drive with a boot partition.
(DIR) Post #AUNT9oa3Z9YhNZyRpA by suetanvil@freeradical.zone
2023-04-06T14:10:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts I just abbreviate it to a single dot.
(DIR) Post #AUNTYwxJZ3toasq1Ng by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-04-06T14:15:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Verily I say unto you...This is your guarantee of low quality.
(DIR) Post #AUNTzywuGFQGaxXMQq by SteelFolk@qoto.org
2023-04-06T14:20:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts It rings true, or it would have correctly said 'whom' were you an imposter.😉
(DIR) Post #AUNVvdbTshWZ8vZVYG by gianmarcogg03@mastodon.uno
2023-04-06T14:41:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts or use PGP keys to sign the message.
(DIR) Post #AUNW85RwAybCyt2mrA by veedems@mastodon.social
2023-04-06T14:44:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts sounds more legit than Twitter’s system
(DIR) Post #AUNWBHW1ltWFGuTqim by Lar@plush.city
2023-04-06T14:44:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts we should have someone verify them externally, but I don't think there's a feasable way to do it with people. We should consider using AI to verify if the post was made by a person
(DIR) Post #AUNWmtMQ1lSzMPv6VU by adriano@lile.cl
2023-04-06T14:51:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Eddie Vedder sung it first, "I am myself like you, somehow"
(DIR) Post #AUNWtWgqiL1B4ndiue by emacsen@emacsen.net
2023-04-06T14:52:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts I believe this is what people mean by "Self-Sovereign Identity"./s
(DIR) Post #AUNWvZhcU85yzxydFI by itazvra@mastodon.social
2023-04-06T14:52:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts You'll always be verified in my heart <3(This message was verified by me, with the verification powers vested in me by my own verification)
(DIR) Post #AUNXDPg6Ui357Xm2Qy by lafnlab@tech.lgbt
2023-04-06T14:56:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts I verify I'm not currently under indictment.
(DIR) Post #AUNXImcOd9whiTbHO4 by MonarchMommy@mastodon.social
2023-04-06T14:57:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts wordy
(DIR) Post #AUNZvczWYbJR3q4J72 by jorsh@lor.sh
2023-04-06T15:26:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Reminds me of Ann Elk.
(DIR) Post #AUNaVlKD3ApNKeySLR by arbux@mastodon.au
2023-04-06T15:33:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Under the four eyes principle for account verification, verification only works for insects with compound eyes and for people with glasses (any drink will do). The design also has some flaws. Eg the chaos induced by the butterfly effect creating seemingly random user verifications. This is why butterflies are not welcome on most servers and are akin to rogue bots.
(DIR) Post #AUNaoe7G4pFuTav9EW by nekothegamer@mstdn.social
2023-04-06T15:36:39Z
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@gianmarcogg03 @lowqualityfacts they are way longer than 500 characters you wouldnt have space for anything else :/
(DIR) Post #AUNax6T0YM0Min7usq by EgyptianAphorist@mindly.social
2023-04-06T15:38:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🙃
(DIR) Post #AUNayn2jk0Nb3idv0q by gianmarcogg03@mastodon.uno
2023-04-06T15:38:31Z
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@nekothegamer he said "fediverse", not " Mastodon", so if you're using Pleroma or something that's not an issue.
(DIR) Post #AUNb6Y8j2FyJ9a8zcu by toriver@mas.to
2023-04-06T15:39:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Verily I am mine self.
(DIR) Post #AUNbAtFQUwAPmGLduy by nekothegamer@mstdn.social
2023-04-06T15:40:40Z
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@gianmarcogg03 ahhhhh fuck i havent thought
(DIR) Post #AUNcrcu1FFfFUQHF8y by MBNashTN@mstdn.social
2023-04-06T15:59:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts You forgot: "boosts are not endorsements."
(DIR) Post #AUNes4DFuEAa6Dc2jo by schizanon@mas.to
2023-04-06T16:22:03Z
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@lowqualityfactsI toot, therefore I am!@LizardSF
(DIR) Post #AUNf3MifRHDwgLh0sq by m_brady@mstdn.social
2023-04-06T16:24:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AUNfYvzKMQMj2jXS3E by phrees@mastodon.social
2023-04-06T16:29:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts And remember to pay yourself eight buck a month for that privilege.
(DIR) Post #AUNjWzWmd4NhG5W4ci by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-04-06T17:14:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Don’t forget tomorrow starts the new Fediverse rule. It can be used in court cases in litigation against you. Everything you've ever posted becomes public from today Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry.I do not give John Mastodon or any entities associated with Fediverse permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future!
(DIR) Post #AUNkmBofK6RVfUgvxY by raymierussell@mastodon.scot
2023-04-06T17:28:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Verify failure - cassette loading error - please re-save data to a less shonky tape.
(DIR) Post #AUORSlCaLWCTeWrTjE by cannebrannen@toot.community
2023-04-07T01:26:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂
(DIR) Post #AUOWYrd7rKDd660Oyu by victoriadecapua@mastodon.social
2023-04-07T02:23:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can't verify this is me. My sense of self is disintegrating. I could be anyone.
(DIR) Post #AUOWovuxgYI91q0i3s by riley@toot.cat
2023-04-07T02:26:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts: "I am the approver of this message, and I approve this message."
(DIR) Post #AUR8X4WcVRVgb4Td2m by mjjzf@mstdn.io
2023-04-08T08:38:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts You are, like, totally you. So, I mean, I verify. Testify
(DIR) Post #AVBg1fK1cxYE7JQQAi by pontulo@mindly.social
2023-04-30T19:30:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts I approve this message!
(DIR) Post #AVBg69DwOXro0wiUHg by roknrol@neurodiversity-in.au
2023-04-30T19:31:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts This low quality fact checks out
(DIR) Post #AVBgwpGhJsfjTH7o12 by freepresswithoutborders@universeodon.com
2023-04-30T19:40:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dear Low Quality Facts at mstdn social: I love 💘 this disclaimer, thank you for composing this disclaimer. I would like also to add to your original disclaimer the following: "I'm not a robot 🤖.""disclaimer: "I verify that this post is verified by myself, who I verify to be me". Sincerely, Monica Andrews
(DIR) Post #AVBh3wdIKxmYL45Zxo by nlarson830@techhub.social
2023-04-30T19:42:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts I just state things in a very confident manner like AI and it's all been good.
(DIR) Post #AVBhSNkn9axvP2FSU4 by bonkers@nerdculture.de
2023-04-30T19:46:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts well I specifically made this one not to be me
(DIR) Post #AVBhW1L4Qwfz2hx6lk by gwync@mastodon.coffee
2023-04-30T19:47:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts "I did an MD5 checksum of my driver's license in my head, and it came out right."
(DIR) Post #AVBheSHy7Nx6wXWW2q by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-04-30T19:48:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts I refuse to do that on the grounds that I am not me.
(DIR) Post #AVBiEZwp7U0V7crG4m by maccruiskeen@social.linux.pizza
2023-04-30T19:55:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can verify that no one here knows who I am.
(DIR) Post #AVBifz2Zvv7ulTcLQW by darylcognito@mstdn.ca
2023-04-30T20:00:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts I follow a woman on the bird site who's mom will verify you for a 1 dollar life time or for as long as the site last. (plus shipping)
(DIR) Post #AVBigemkj9QIEYXIae by mjjzf@mstdn.io
2023-04-30T20:00:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts many of the fake profiles I have come across have been considerably more entertaining than the one they were impersonating.
(DIR) Post #AVBjfVpMeAMY7Fm9z6 by MaJ1@mastodonapp.uk
2023-04-30T20:11:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts even I can’t prove I’m me so what chance does anyone else have! 😱
(DIR) Post #AVBjpCnMGOrTz4SXnU by Sp4c3m4nSpliff@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-04-30T20:13:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts They don't exist on Twitter anymore, either.
(DIR) Post #AVBoxAcKkBkzJiv6bQ by nuncio@mstdn.social
2023-04-30T21:10:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm sick of Twitheads adding blue checkmarks to their names. Get over it - Shitter is down the shitter and you're not there anymore.
(DIR) Post #AVBpgivo0nIultkX1U by ianRobinson@mastodon.social
2023-04-30T21:18:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Now I want to rewatch Lady Bird film. https://youtu.be/0yppBw-HZkU