Post AV9xVZz9LM2r9pagoC by debihope@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AV9xVZ7GZgwYSiNeoy by debihope@mastodon.social
       2023-04-21T03:51:38Z
       
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       you know what they say, the bigger the truck, the more teeny the weenie. You don't have to believe me, I don't care, but look at the booby bar parking lot, any given night, it's like a Chevy/Ford truck showroom. It's amazing if the pavement is holding it together. Believe this, a guy that's secure in his own self will take you for a ride doodling around in his, like ,'93 Toyota Corolla or whatever, a hoopdie is what I'm saying, you'll have the best time of your life.
       
 (DIR) Post #AV9xVZz9LM2r9pagoC by debihope@mastodon.social
       2023-04-21T04:06:15Z
       
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       I have had sex inside a Celica hatchback smack in the middle of Temple University  campus on a busy street, we hung big blankets tucked into the window, you couldn't see a thing inside, we had pretzel sex, (a hatchback is total ass pain) ate bagels naked, and each went off to class, he was in law school, I was finished my Bachelor's and doing pre-med. Omg labs up the wingwang. I drive the nerdiest cat in America rn, the PT Cruiser, and I'm glad to have it. And you can't tell me I'm not cute AF.