Post AV9nA8jUTQTX0pP8a0 by comfy@freespeechextremist.com
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(DIR) Post #AV9iz6TE92tYzgHNXk by coolboymew@shitposter.club
2023-04-29T20:54:09.822456Z
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Alright, Mario movie reviewSaw it in French (QC dub) bedside Chris Pratt be that bad actuallyIt's a bit exactly what I took from.the trailers, too.much fucking references, it never stops, which is annoying in all sorts of waysAt least it's not another fucking princess kidnapping plot, but Luigi missing for a lot of the movie is not good. The girlboss shit was overstated, but she's still the strong woman archetype even if it was tolerable. That should have been left to DaisyAll in all, the, movie is just pure excess, which is not surprising from modern Hollywood and modern 3DCG cartoon moviesAlso American not have self references bullshit like the training montage and that other part having 80s music... which on the other hand it's at least not modern music and Mario didn't dance to fucking rap music, which the only rap was the DK rapThe real world Mario stuff and his family and the Wrecking Crew foreman stuff was great. The Mario/Luigi dynamic and the DK/Mario dynamics were great. Toad was his Mario RPG self and the random character and he was greatEverything after the DK fight was golden more or less and it's probably one of the more accurate video game movie out thereDespite me shitting on it so much, it could be so so so, much worst. Overall, I'd say it was good but not a grand classic
(DIR) Post #AV9j3ScRjqhOqSfYOm by coolboymew@shitposter.club
2023-04-29T20:55:08.172058Z
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Typos galore, forgive me, I'm on mobile
(DIR) Post #AV9mOVyyjDF9DiwJF2 by coolboymew@shitposter.club
2023-04-29T21:32:33.368657Z
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fixed. Fuck typing on mobile
(DIR) Post #AV9mPdPcaeYOYKw3qi by TheAcidicToxic8@mastodon.cloud
2023-04-29T21:17:24Z
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@coolboymew i have heard a lot of incest undertones of the movie from what my friends and randos said lmaooo
(DIR) Post #AV9mPdtkmcem3n27oe by coolboymew@shitposter.club
2023-04-29T21:32:44.956067Z
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@TheAcidicToxic8 incest, :akkoWhut:
(DIR) Post #AV9mT43fyeYo3xJ2iO by Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club
2023-04-29T21:33:24.187667Z
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@coolboymew @TheAcidicToxic8 incest
(DIR) Post #AV9mk3sRu5qeQM9xY0 by TheAcidicToxic8@mastodon.cloud
2023-04-29T21:36:12Z
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@coolboymew true tho idk why daisy didnt take the girlboss role esp for saving luigi she def fits the role better
(DIR) Post #AV9mkWqKD4NeGAOAlM by Weeble@bungle.online
2023-04-29T21:36:31.986Z
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@coolboymew@shitposter.club @TheAcidicToxic8@mastodon.cloud Clearly the biggest ship is green mario and guy bowsette
(DIR) Post #AV9mnN2T7MfcinQM7s by coolboymew@shitposter.club
2023-04-29T21:37:03.067707Z
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@TheAcidicToxic8 exactly, Daisy would have been perfect for that and it's extremely out of character for Peach
(DIR) Post #AV9n3Ucqg6MKsv811k by TheAcidicToxic8@mastodon.cloud
2023-04-29T21:39:34Z
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@Weeble @coolboymew and bowser n his dad crossdressing as peach
(DIR) Post #AV9nA8jUTQTX0pP8a0 by comfy@freespeechextremist.com
2023-04-29T21:41:11.593257Z
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@coolboymew I watched the movie stoned originally and then saw it again sober (on twitter actually lmao), and the experience is completely different, when I was high I enjoyed it more, basically "ooh pretty colors, yay bing bing wahoo!" and then the second time it was more like "oh this shit never actually stops, huh?" The problem I had with the movie both times was that everything after them going to DK was pointless, since they immediately got captured after the MK homage. Also one thing I noticed was that Mario needed training to be mid but Luigi just did it at the end and was just as good as his brother? Proof that even cartoon characters need to stop skipping leg day
(DIR) Post #AV9nKPopnoFCtrntqa by coolboymew@shitposter.club
2023-04-29T21:43:01.232030Z
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@comfy that's because they had the star, but don't overthink cartoons too muchI thought the action after the DK island was generally pretty fine
(DIR) Post #AV9nTK7iLbKpqGslua by glitch@pl.glitch.pm
2023-04-29T21:43:51.797418Z
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@coolboymew It was pretty alright I'd say. Not a classic but it's a nice breath of fresh air given how bad Nintendo's previous forays into this stuff have been.Like, it was a Universal movie that didn't for some reason try to be the next Minions movie, it gets points on that alone.
(DIR) Post #AV9sGcrPs5rdxc1X9M by grey@poa.st
2023-04-29T22:38:22.768975Z
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@coolboymew I am not seeing it until i can pirate it, i don't care enough about movies to bother. It's started a wave of evey studio digging out the video game movie scripts they have thinking they can get a bit of that vidya movie action while it's hot. It's gonna be dire the next few years since comic movies are lol now.
(DIR) Post #AV9sJu867cpKO8ODpo by reloadedAK@poa.st
2023-04-29T22:38:58.723503Z
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@grey @coolboymew You can already Grey
(DIR) Post #AV9ser46i6TgxvVsSe by grey@poa.st
2023-04-29T22:42:45.590375Z
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@reloadedAK @coolboymew It doesn't sound worth the time, and I'm out having an actual social life tonight, so maybe when I'm starved for dopamine some night
(DIR) Post #AV9u1Gy3BdaHcovwgK by coolboymew@shitposter.club
2023-04-29T22:57:45.716780Z
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@grey @reloadedAK yeah it's not a must watch
(DIR) Post #AV9zh8XRPqz7PqGk1g by FF777@kiwifarms.cc
2023-04-30T00:01:34.808223Z
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@coolboymew i'm not going to see it (i would torrent it if i hypothetically did want to watch it) because hollywood shouldn't be making japanese movies.... i hate it..... what else did they make? pokeman movie..... and then that final fantasy movie from like a couple decades ago.... what elsebut any way, oh yeah also the wrecking crew bad dude was named Blackie in the jap version of the game but they named him spike in western versions to not offend black people probably, but the dumb thing is even though his name has been blackie in jap version all these decades now they decide to (retroactively?) rename him to spike in japanese stuff now since the movie released so that the names could match...... like why? why can't they just be different names like they always have been.... japan is big cuck these days.. i look forward to ching jinping taking over the world... glory to chinaif a movie is made about japanese game then japanese people should make it.. if i were shigeru i would be seppukuing my brains out right now as soon as mario movie is released