Post AV5XeOnWvsU5csrRYW by pariahsickkid@mastodon.world
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 (DIR) Post #AUFThjZLfUCMq2FF4a by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-04-02T17:39:15Z
       
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       Wise words from a wise man.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AUFTsEUZYIBtdk17Vg by jeber@mastodon.social
       2023-04-02T17:41:09Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts So he's still ignoring Pluto.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUFTyJoSgN6hsbDpLs by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
       2023-04-02T17:42:16Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts later it was revealed that he tried to hook up with Venus, but she turned him down.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUFTzzEw8wUAeXOvQ0 by anthropy@mastodon.derg.nz
       2023-04-02T17:42:33Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts thoroughly surprised he's not having sex with uranus
       
 (DIR) Post #AUFUtNMSA8v9OHKPtQ by Hedgewytch@octodon.social
       2023-04-02T17:52:34Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts  what did Venus do to him ?
       
 (DIR) Post #AUFVALrL02hnehrw5Q by NovemberMan@stranger.social
       2023-04-02T17:55:37Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AUFVPy88zVJkh9B1fs by monsoonrains@mastodon.social
       2023-04-02T17:58:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts He wouldn't get past Jupiter alive what with being sucked into its gravity well and being turned into a diamond.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUFVtzInCObp15TJ8y by KanaMauna@sauropods.win
       2023-04-02T18:03:24Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts   No one chooses to have sex with Jupiter, Jupiter chooses to have sex with them.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUFhVg3MJUHToiQXXE by theklan@mastodon.eus
       2023-04-02T20:13:56Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I would marry Saturn and have sex with uranus.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUFnPWZBGsz0NjlEBc by itsJamesD@ohai.social
       2023-04-02T21:20:04Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts #lowqualityfact
       
 (DIR) Post #AV1f0m9KiM0hT3pvUW by zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
       2023-04-25T23:32:05Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts After what he did to Pluto... Telescopes gaze up upon the sky to where the little planetoid once was, and they see nothing. No debris. No trace of what was once there. A void. Even the very stars refuse to shine in the void that now sits out there in the outer solar system.
       
 (DIR) Post #AV1i45lmWVgZ395rQO by DrFreex@mastodon.social
       2023-04-26T00:06:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Tyson is making zero sense here because Saturn is basically Jupiter with a ring around it, so the marriage would make more sense. Also, #AvengePluto
       
 (DIR) Post #AV5XeOnWvsU5csrRYW by pariahsickkid@mastodon.world
       2023-04-27T20:28:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts he stole pluto and BBQ 'd it.