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(DIR) Post #AV43rrpl65xLf3Rvo8 by Jim@poa.st
2023-04-27T03:20:03.574076Z
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Seems like crazy shit happened on Fishtank. Can someone fill me in on what happened with Simmons? Something about a book and being a camp counselor?
(DIR) Post #AV4419BxvgNI6RGHke by chainsaw_appreciator@poa.st
2023-04-27T03:21:44.266188Z
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@Jim It turns out CCP Simmons was just CP Simmons.
(DIR) Post #AV441F7ZsuQiUZFrkG by deesenaughts@bae.st
2023-04-27T03:21:47.843238Z
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@Jim Oh did Gene Simmons join IP2 now too?
(DIR) Post #AV441g9dNN7MKlQOCO by SuperMailFatality@poa.st
2023-04-27T03:21:52.668176Z
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@Jim Simmons wrote some pedo guide book he was selling on Amazon, Sam found out about it and kicked him
(DIR) Post #AV444KbHyAgWM1cn4a by Jim@poa.st
2023-04-27T03:22:19.825594Z
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@SuperMailFatality Like a legit guide book? God damn.
(DIR) Post #AV44DK1nT1qfBXJKDo by StaleDonut@shitposter.club
2023-04-27T03:23:58.248810Z
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@Jim He wrote a 28 page book, while as a member of the Upright Citizens Brigade, about how to be a camp counselor. A review from some time ago says that its just about trying to date the campers and staff. As its only 28 pages I suspect it was a comedy bit that people are taking too seriously.
(DIR) Post #AV44LaIqqBiByhEAt6 by Jim@poa.st
2023-04-27T03:25:27.657033Z
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@StaleDonut Upright citizens brigade? Didn't they have a show on comedy central and an improv group? I'm pretty sure they did the asspennies skit. So was this a legit comedy thing or some creepy shit he got busted on?
(DIR) Post #AV44Li0iBVxHsknniy by Wolffkran@poa.st
2023-04-27T03:25:29.742887Z
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@Jim @SuperMailFatality vxtwitter.com/fishtankdotlive/status/1650964606662111235cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/977248801855270953/1100603098617102356/image0.jpgcdn.discordapp.com/attachments/949518044579909682/1100947676545159319/twitter_20230426_185237.mp4vxtwitter.com/FishTankFan/status/1651369361028857857
(DIR) Post #AV44VTl41tVsZi8rT6 by StaleDonut@shitposter.club
2023-04-27T03:27:15.828780Z
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@Jim its an improv group and acting school. I guess he was a student/member at some point. I'm not sure, but I just think its a comedy thing he wrote to be absurd/edgy or whatever. https://www.amazon.com/Camp-Counselor-America-Dummie-Guide/dp/1720000174/
(DIR) Post #AV44ZtOAg20VE3XRpI by frenly_pork@nicecrew.digital
2023-04-27T03:26:11.377167Z
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Some real suspect shit. They found a book he wrote on amazon, under the name he was using on fishtank. it was basically a howto guide to pick up campers.. 7-15 year old campers. SOme weird instagram shit and odd youtube videos with very young girls.
(DIR) Post #AV44ZzPSIAbDtmBYf2 by Jim@poa.st
2023-04-27T03:27:56.547829Z
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@frenly_pork So it was more than just the book. Sounds uncomfortable an awkward, gonna go watch some clips on youtube to see the reactions.
(DIR) Post #AV44gY1QW6D8z74cDI by Jim@poa.st
2023-04-27T03:29:07.199540Z
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@StaleDonut Yeah this is what I was thinking of when you mentioned Upright Citizens Brigade:youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM_dT5VMI
(DIR) Post #AV44lQsMVtzuGkA9eS by WeissenSocken88@poa.st
2023-04-27T03:30:04.002869Z
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@Jim @StaleDonut Show was actually hilarious zoomers will never know
(DIR) Post #AV44v35PoiZVNoqzk8 by StaleDonut@shitposter.club
2023-04-27T03:31:50.784467Z
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@Jim I didn't watch any of this stuff, so I'm not even sure 1) if its the same guy. 2) If the book actually has any pedo shit or if the reviewer from 5 years ago made it up. 3) If the book is a bit or real. Looks like he's got other books that aren't comical. Just self published bullshit.
(DIR) Post #AV45SArxtuGP4uMFwe by flappypaddle@hijacked.download
2023-04-27T03:32:41.673418Z
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They're a group like SCTV was. You pay, you're probably in. Hell Masterson was basically alumni. Amy Pohler was in the Comedy Central era.
(DIR) Post #AV45lARRiOzvFn0i9o by frenly_pork@nicecrew.digital
2023-04-27T03:38:17.507433Z
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The other stuff going along with the book is pretty damning though.
(DIR) Post #AV45lOfmnsmrOJpMS8 by StaleDonut@shitposter.club
2023-04-27T03:41:17.662558Z
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@frenly_pork @Jim What's the other stuff? I only heard about the book.
(DIR) Post #AV4A7VqTDX6jp6crfk by Hamburgerlord420@poa.st
2023-04-27T03:36:55.070524Z
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@Jim twitter.com/HeckHouseLive/status/1650967713353801730?s=20Here's a compilation video that has some "choice" quotes that you'll enjoy.
(DIR) Post #AV4A7n4ZANU5FkLrVI by chainsaw_appreciator@poa.st
2023-04-27T04:30:07.045575Z
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@Hamburgerlord420 @Jim š¤Ø
(DIR) Post #AV4JXnakl3OHynspbU by SaintFoogie@poa.st
2023-04-27T06:15:45.445584Z
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@Jim He wrote some very suspect books that came be found on Amazon and such under the name Simmons zhu. Camp counselor and under age kids = no bueno. Sam said fuck off.
(DIR) Post #AV4VJIkVpeTfidIlfs by SavageGerbil@leadslinger.org
2023-04-27T08:27:35.250037Z
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@Jim @frenly_pork On the topic of uncomfortable clips, did you catch the retro game collecting meltdown a while back? Bunch of speculators came in, price went through the roof, and a lot of people lost insane money when it burst.Mizkif was streaming the auction and you can just watch his soul burn away as he realizes how much money he was out. He goes from screaming to just sinking. It's like when you see someone about to succumb to too-much-booze vomiting in slow motionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CEt7Hg0pBI
(DIR) Post #AV4qnl0tPQBX6UKLcu by Heil_Honkler@poa.st
2023-04-27T12:28:24.436916Z
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@Jim clip of sam calling him out for being a pedo and booting him
(DIR) Post #AV4sLgc4NMWhFwSViy by Eiswald@poa.st
2023-04-27T12:45:44.675524Z
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@Heil_Honkler @Jim Based. Makes me wonder if he knew this before or after and wanted to make a spectacle of it.Also,>autistic asian girl is the only attentive mother in the room
(DIR) Post #AV4vAjheqWevW7Xii0 by SuperTurboDeathShark@poa.st
2023-04-27T12:48:03.343127Z
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@Jim @StaleDonut Damn UCB? Mr. Show, UCB, Ben Stiller, the old MTV Andy Dick show, SNL was still somewhat good, Chapelle and WKUK at the tail end. I'm probably missing one or two. Things were better in general when it was socially acceptable to be funny on television.
(DIR) Post #AV4yjVHMlYnYmOW06C by kochborler@poa.st
2023-04-27T03:29:33.224071Z
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@Jim He wrote a dating advice book for couselors and campers. The confusion that can follow from someone who decides to write the book in English being a non-native english speaker (while ostensibly plagiarizing from other books/sources) gives Sam and the contestants the notion that Simmons is condoning illegal underaged relationships. This is in addition to an out-of-context instagram post by Simmons that makes it look like he is calling an underaged girl's legs attractive which is brought up as well. Simmons being utterly shocked with how to address this all at once is frozen and doesn't say anything. Depending on the extent to which Sam and the rest of the contestants have made pedophile allegations before and after the confrontation, there may be grounds for Simmons to file a defamation lawsuit.TL;DR Some ESL Chink wrote a cringy dating book that could be misinterpreted as predatory and got the boot for it.
(DIR) Post #AV5BAvQypT37AOr1H6 by MelGibsonafter4Beers@poa.st
2023-04-27T16:16:41.195860Z
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@Jim Just a bunch Gay Feesh, making luv 2 other Gay Feesh š
(DIR) Post #AV5Ljox7uzM6k3AVzU by Mcpenn0rbutt@poa.st
2023-04-27T18:15:03.119030Z
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@SuperMailFatality @Jim good to know Sam is not a catboy.
(DIR) Post #AV5W8hokaAr1OTktSy by frenly_pork@nicecrew.digital
2023-04-27T19:05:33.355928Z
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Shit, thanks for sharing that Gerbil, I love that sort of stuff.
(DIR) Post #AV5W8igHN9fk4Undtw by SavageGerbil@leadslinger.org
2023-04-27T20:11:33.680135Z
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@frenly_pork @Jim I know it's a little unkind to revel in it, but given what speculators have done to the price of crusty old video games, fuck 'em.Someone lost $273,000 on one graded copy of Sonic the Hedgehog. Time between purchase and sale...one year. Lost a west coast house, or a middle America palace
(DIR) Post #AV5e7ZegFBVTQF15V2 by frenly_pork@nicecrew.digital
2023-04-27T04:11:42.465755Z
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found the video.. it's been confirmed that it's his insta (pictures of him crossing dressing on there, heh) https://www.instagram.com/p/BfcPKMhnm8I/Here's a short video of him on there https://www.instagram.com/p/BeqU8qpnI1y/ some other.. sus stuff on that insta.
(DIR) Post #AV5e7a8oR9bqvh79Sy by Balrog@poa.st
2023-04-27T05:50:07.665831Z
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@frenly_pork @StaleDonut @Jim Is that an actually very young girl or it's just an asian baby face?
(DIR) Post #AV5e7anE0tw4x21QSO by frenly_pork@nicecrew.digital
2023-04-27T19:09:08.882965Z
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that's a fair point to raise, she could be 30, it's hard to tell withi these asians. Her being small isn't really a determining factor either, those folks are tiny.
(DIR) Post #AV5e7bU7RQFN645gJc by Balrog@poa.st
2023-04-27T21:39:57.785057Z
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@frenly_pork @Jim @StaleDonut That meme will never not be true
(DIR) Post #AV5eEx3zbwIO35NFtw by The_Holocaust_Trumpeter@poa.st
2023-04-27T03:51:54.045678Z
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@kochborler @Jim At this point, the lines between irony and sincerity are so blurred with zoomers that you may as well not take the risk and boot his ass out anyways.
(DIR) Post #AV5eYpwVnLwFkwMBvM by Tan@poa.st
2023-04-27T06:44:28.307609Z
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@Jim Being creepy as fuck, basically groomed jon for like a week straight, a lot of stuff in hind sight like is super creepy and or weird, people are saying english isnt his first language but hes been speaking it almost his entire life and as soon as the TTS started bringing up the book it became very clear he knew he was fucked when they found out about the contents, multiple social media posts about young girl while also being a cross dresser. Even if it was just some weird chinese retardation in action its way to much of a legal risk for sam at this point and by the end of the tts today all the fish were distancing themselves, refusing to do stuff with him etc etc.
(DIR) Post #AV7iIqjLt2NhhNkmUS by Stoonk@poa.st
2023-04-27T16:43:50.231893Z
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@Jim @frenly_pork No heās an autistic Asian foreigner who barely understands English, he was 17 when he was a counselor. Sam roid raged and traumatized the fish into thinking he was a pedo. Now half the fish left, they gave them all their phones, and turned off all the cameras. Jon couldnāt handle it so now theyāre coddling him, itās no longer a game show
(DIR) Post #AV7iIrFbx6BZJQqXlw by frenly_pork@nicecrew.digital
2023-04-27T19:03:55.151463Z
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half the fish? you mean mario, one fucking dude? simmons was voted out, he didn't leave.I get it, i get it, you defend pedophiles, and hate sam. Fuck off with your pedo defense bullshit.
(DIR) Post #AV7iIrqpihxZAsGGn2 by Stoonk@poa.st
2023-04-27T20:38:03.518656Z
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@frenly_pork @Jim I hated Simmons more than anyone and was a diehard fan. I look like an absolute dumbfuck for supporting the show so hard. They completely ruined it. Babying them all so they donāt leave, letting them scroll social media for hours, turning off cameras. Itās all one big grift to pay a mortgage
(DIR) Post #AV8GihJWusTcSsAkRk by BigBillHell@leafposter.club
2023-04-27T14:48:35.301699Z
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Viewers found out that Simmons is a pedo who wrote an instructional book on how to groom kids as a camp counsellor, so Sam kicked him out.
(DIR) Post #AV8GiiCTcaQfDHsd5k by SheistyPenguin@poa.st
2023-04-29T04:02:57.302763Z
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@BigBillHellI think Josh Moon said it best: if someone says they're a pedophile, even in a joking or ironic way, you should take them seriously- because it usually turns out to be true.@Jim
(DIR) Post #AV8GiimHTT4L0KdDto by BigBillHell@leafposter.club
2023-04-27T14:50:14.751813Z
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(DIR) Post #AV8Gijy13K3Ah186pU by BigBillHell@leafposter.club
2023-04-27T14:50:40.320020Z
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(DIR) Post #AVC73PA5NamlL1pW3k by MelGibsonafter4Beers@poa.st
2023-05-01T00:33:28.827962Z
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@Jim I'm absolutely hooked on fishtank, pun very much intended