Post AV1wYtUXcbJDIzbxGC by Farah@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AUFpJC4yjFyn0rk836 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-04-02T21:41:20Z
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That makes sense.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AUFpNg6L3AFZHaW8lU by Hyolobrika@berserker.town
2023-04-02T21:42:12Z
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@lowqualityfactsIt looked like a giant ant
(DIR) Post #AUFpSumjsogKGuqZpw by Grizzlysgrowls@twit.social
2023-04-02T21:43:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Trouble was all that extra "processing" made the anteatereater much more tasty than the anteater...
(DIR) Post #AUFqIPdwudsKkII8w4 by strangetikigod@worldkey.io
2023-04-02T21:52:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts it had a tongue the size of a ‘67 Buick, and even stickier than the upholstery.
(DIR) Post #AUFqLDWAS32S0XzNxo by curtclifton@indieweb.social
2023-04-02T21:52:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts they should make a movie about it. I’d certainly watch anteatereater theater.
(DIR) Post #AUFr8xl1K3NVbgenHU by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-04-02T22:01:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts the anteatereater’s predator, which drove it extinct, was ants. Ironic.
(DIR) Post #AUFt0U345zLb3eBKk4 by jrconlin@soc.jrconlin.com
2023-04-02T22:22:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is why the anteater developed massive claws as an anti-anteatereater defense.
(DIR) Post #AUFuXYRItIqcBcquoa by otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
2023-04-02T22:39:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts So an aunt meta problem?! "Expired! Expired!" "It's a big house! Hope you can keep it clean!"
(DIR) Post #AUFw6Y3qODUn6Q86CW by Fidoly@sfba.social
2023-04-02T22:57:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts There was also an anteatereatereater which died out, from starvation, with the advent of the anteatereater extinction. Good thing we have ants.
(DIR) Post #AUFzcNIKFoVwq9lrEm by zenheathen@mastodon.social
2023-04-02T23:36:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts or antianteater?
(DIR) Post #AUGkjT7LhMwElxWNDk by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-04-03T08:24:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's true, I saw one.
(DIR) Post #AULLfAEnuIh9ZkYDho by mw@toot.community
2023-04-05T13:37:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts It was wiped out by the ravenous colonies of the anteatereatereaterant.
(DIR) Post #AULSjfMcp1zUwuIqtk by PixelJones@mindly.social
2023-04-05T14:56:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts **** Dude, you need to stamp your brand on your excellent "facts" images because1) It let's people in on the joke 2) People will share these w/out attribution (no fame & fortune for you) 3) 1/2 the people will share these as truth & their dumber friends will spout these as gospel at their cocktail parties ... err ... Truck stop tailgate possum roasts (granted, that is kind of fun to think about).
(DIR) Post #AULT0BYkt48XR3qzyK by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-04-05T14:59:40Z
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@PixelJones Haha all three are very fair points, you might be onto something.
(DIR) Post #AV1wYtUXcbJDIzbxGC by Farah@mastodon.social
2023-04-26T02:48:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts *chef kiss*
(DIR) Post #AV22tDvrvs40DZTEsC by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-04-26T03:59:37Z
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@lowqualityfactsInterestingly enough, in "rock paper scissors" fashion, its primary predator was the ant. Boy were the ants' faces red when they hunted the anteatereaters to extinction and anteater populations exploded.
(DIR) Post #AV37UgBAT6TDVrhb2O by mister_shade02X2@mastodon.social
2023-04-26T16:25:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts And we know what caused that predator to go extinct.