Post AUwtFpiUA6OKRTYMka by ExadataDBA@noc.social
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 (DIR) Post #AUwq758t8jl1oe2RyS by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
       2023-04-23T15:42:00Z
       
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       "Historians note that in year 2023 (old-style dating), an entrepreneur believed to be named 'Beyond Sucks' (records from the period are fragmentary) changed 'blue checks(?)' from a coveted and desirable commodity, to essentially being radioactive. This is still not understood."
       
 (DIR) Post #AUwsVn2HnQq4o7rMjw by nnscott@cityofchicago.live
       2023-04-23T16:08:51Z
       
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       @lauren  "A compelling argument has been made that this so called blue-check incident was the protocatarctical cause of the Butlerian Jihad."
       
 (DIR) Post #AUwt4KtUQ2Xdf8DaPg by glent@aus.social
       2023-04-23T16:15:44Z
       
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       @lauren Anthropologists claim blue ticks were a religious practice, as anthropologists do rather than say 'no idea'.An experimental anthropologist almost died after applying many tick bites to his body to see if the biten area turned blue.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUwtFpiUA6OKRTYMka by ExadataDBA@noc.social
       2023-04-23T16:17:48Z
       
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       @lauren Please continue to document this entry with the Stardate, quadrant, system, and planet.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUwzMcJgypw2dRZg8m by atanas@mastodon.cloud
       2023-04-23T17:26:02Z
       
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       @lauren Blue check is the new Scarlet letter.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUxSll8gDHXruKlSfQ by bigiain@aus.social
       2023-04-23T22:55:43Z
       
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       @lauren “This is not a checkmark of honour. No highly esteemed person has a blue checkmark. These checkmarks have no value.”
       
 (DIR) Post #AUxlqyDmtnGV3iLsuW by stevecantsmell@mastodon.social
       2023-04-24T02:29:42Z
       
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       Lord Gym Class#SchoolASongOrMovie#HashtagGames