Post AUrHBE6TISa2a2LiSG by jimmygnarly@mastodon.online
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(DIR) Post #AUqYsjT63wV2N6Ir0y by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-04-20T15:01:22Z
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Breaking News: Elon Musk has asked NASA for technical assistance following SpaceX's failed launch attempt. NASA immediately responded with a poop emoji.
(DIR) Post #AUqYxWzHtRin6weFvM by Bullix@universeodon.com
2023-04-20T15:02:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is now canon.
(DIR) Post #AUqZ0y4zcdqW0JxJtA by Nic@meow.social
2023-04-20T15:03:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts dear lord, let this be real.
(DIR) Post #AUqZ2TP4e8ATRX4AbI by Spellbind0127@mine.random101.net
2023-04-20T15:03:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts mastodon lagged for a bit and it looked like this was coming from a legitimate news source. (Aka no fox news)
(DIR) Post #AUqZ4brg9rTuGTSsVs by Teaceratops@peoplemaking.games
2023-04-20T15:03:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts hey! Don’t get my hopes up! I nearly had the popcorn ready then!
(DIR) Post #AUqZANKl63riw2odu4 by ll_rain@shakedown.social
2023-04-20T15:04:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts lolz, if only
(DIR) Post #AUqZllYjzQMgmfBXW4 by MikeyMcFilms@mastodon.social
2023-04-20T15:11:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts i nearly spit out my coffee on thatkudos
(DIR) Post #AUqa8Ljo9x4bMP898S by nlarson830@techhub.social
2023-04-20T15:15:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts <chapeau>Good work sir!
(DIR) Post #AUqaAqrHQQ9GSSonnk by MaJ1@mastodonapp.uk
2023-04-20T15:16:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts CLASSIC! 😂🫶🥇🏆🙇
(DIR) Post #AUqapZCTywpDZ89NGi by crcollins@writing.exchange
2023-04-20T15:23:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts I want this to really happen 🤣
(DIR) Post #AUqbnKy61dMEnhvDMm by jeanettepizzurro@mstdn.party
2023-04-20T15:34:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just about peed myself, maybe a little 🤭
(DIR) Post #AUqcU5LRzKcenXEHgG by zachvat@newsie.social
2023-04-20T15:41:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣 😂
(DIR) Post #AUqdXI7l22wvFquw9A by nimi@digitalcourage.social
2023-04-20T15:53:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤭🤣
(DIR) Post #AUqeL5Z7zy5ImgSstM by MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
2023-04-20T16:02:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts If they really did that I could die happy.
(DIR) Post #AUqeq8fkUuBLOfMqy8 by AlexCorby@indieauthors.social
2023-04-20T16:08:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don’t think they did that, but the rocket did blow up 4 minutes into its flight
(DIR) Post #AUqfUcM1Ynnn2LRXhQ by maddad@mastodon.world
2023-04-20T16:15:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts #Elon-->💩 💩
(DIR) Post #AUqfY2xx4i6iRMopFY by shaysters@dragonscave.space
2023-04-20T16:16:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts hahahahaha
(DIR) Post #AUqfYHfMQ79I23Egr2 by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2023-04-20T16:16:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts [applauds]
(DIR) Post #AUqfencqVbBetFAO1Y by Bringiton@musician.social
2023-04-20T16:17:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yes, this is funny...
(DIR) Post #AUqfsBUj4jragPkcbI by yuki2501@hackers.town
2023-04-20T16:19:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Now seriously, why would NASA actually give useful information to Musk?It should be obvious by now that he does nothing on good faith, for all I know he could be selling these missiles to Russia or some other dictatorship.So why would a tax-funded American 🦅🇺🇸 organization be obligated to help a megalomaniac billionaire who's in bed with Putin? What will the public gain in this?So yes, if he ever asks then send him a 💩 emoji, please. He deserves nothing marginally better than that.
(DIR) Post #AUqh4JjWN0YpfE1KkK by notthatkaren@mstdn.social
2023-04-20T16:33:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hey @lowqualityfacts I get it you have a patreon you want to promote to your followers- so you want to make your account look good with lots of followers and few people you follow. But stop already with the scummy Twitter behavior of following people just to get them to follow you to up your follower count and then unfollowing them. This morning is the third time you have followed me after following me/unfollowing me already twice in the matter of a few months. Stop already.
(DIR) Post #AUqhb4wWNgkDLgitU0 by humansriseup@ioc.exchange
2023-04-20T16:39:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts NASA needs to get those disc’s from Area 51. Abandon polluting fuels. What’s up with the transparency on UFOs? Oh, Musk? 💩
(DIR) Post #AUqiJYH4gkLX3oXjmq by topher@mastodon.online
2023-04-20T16:47:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Discovering there's a Wikipedia page dedicated to this kind of just made my day.
(DIR) Post #AUqiWa6jBUAYVhusq0 by billjurgensen@universeodon.com
2023-04-20T16:49:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Roflmaoooo
(DIR) Post #AUql2ATGEfg6Aue5A0 by KikoKate@chaosfem.tw
2023-04-20T17:17:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts 💩
(DIR) Post #AUql7LFtZCif4PrROS by RFancio@mastodon.social
2023-04-20T17:18:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂😂😂
(DIR) Post #AUqluzfA7ZpAa7M56u by KikoKate@mstdn.party
2023-04-20T17:27:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts 💩
(DIR) Post #AUqm9u2VJNWJU5NlmC by wsrphoto@sfba.social
2023-04-20T17:30:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts Insurance on SpaceX launches just went up to cover cost of the payload his rocket just blew up.
(DIR) Post #AUqnGOy5KeTj6Eyi1I by diegopappalardo@toot.community
2023-04-20T17:42:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Good for Epoop Musk!
(DIR) Post #AUqnJJEd6WfKBg6SnY by NeveranR@mastodon.world
2023-04-20T17:43:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts What is the going rate per hour for “technical assistance” from NASA? Inquiring minds would lke to know!!
(DIR) Post #AUqnruDk6BTek5BXiS by panamared27401@mstdn.social
2023-04-20T17:49:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts I wish they would. I wish the U.S. government would cut off every one of Elmo's businesses without a dime, too.
(DIR) Post #AUqocpsm2tm8tjkt2e by travellovewine@mastodon.world
2023-04-20T17:57:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m not a person of faith but I pray for this to be true 🤷🏼♀️
(DIR) Post #AUqqwtlVWFCWdl3Cmu by omimesis@mastodon.social
2023-04-20T18:23:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts vielleicht sollte Elon Finger von Sachen lassen, von denen er keine Ahnung hat.
(DIR) Post #AUqsqmp6cFxXHTwmdk by gallopingcats@mas.to
2023-04-20T18:45:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts I want this to be true so badly
(DIR) Post #AUqwV2lF4y3q9m1mC0 by IAmDannyBoling@mstdn.social
2023-04-20T19:26:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts literally LOLing over here 🤣
(DIR) Post #AUqwZqHQuTHatcNB6O by Moon@shitposter.club
2023-04-20T19:27:07.749752Z
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@MaryAustinBooks @lowqualityfacts they're paying him for rocket stuff they can't do themselves so it would be counterproductive.
(DIR) Post #AUqxOELLiYdq0QEPvU by gavinisdie@masto.ai
2023-04-20T19:36:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts if this ever happens, I will eat moon rocks
(DIR) Post #AUqyRj9jiHKMOP1z8K by BobMazatlan@convo.casa
2023-04-20T19:48:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂🤣
(DIR) Post #AUr0XKNiw7lxCaN6yO by JoeQuinlan@mastodon.social
2023-04-20T20:11:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don't want to ride Oligarch Musk's exploding cars.I don't want to fly in one of his exploding space ships.I don't want to tweet in his fascist hate speech playpen.
(DIR) Post #AUr30pEDWo0FB47Owi by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-04-20T20:39:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Brilliant!
(DIR) Post #AUr3r4lX0QCyQLcF3g by SammyGalen@mstdn.social
2023-04-20T20:48:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, (as #ElonMusk would say) sh-fertilizer .
(DIR) Post #AUr4yZLHowXzElTctE by EllenB@mastodon.social
2023-04-20T21:01:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Please, make this true.
(DIR) Post #AUr5IFCyO8neaGyDJI by LevelA@mstdn.party
2023-04-20T21:04:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂
(DIR) Post #AUrAvZMjsPPsAM6pPs by CapeHeaven@cybervillains.com
2023-04-20T22:07:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts @todd 🤣💩🤣
(DIR) Post #AUrBxqsPqHZX0aZtY0 by ArenaCops@infosec.exchange
2023-04-20T22:19:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😎😂😂😂😂 Understandably & justified.SpaceX's full-blown failure appears to be a replay of Eloon's "management" of his twitter-sandbox. #LeaveTwitter #MuskSucks #LoserX
(DIR) Post #AUrHBE6TISa2a2LiSG by jimmygnarly@mastodon.online
2023-04-20T23:17:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts that's a good one.. hey this too:
(DIR) Post #AUrJApbcZtiYVirIOm by gpowerf@qoto.org
2023-04-20T23:40:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts 👏 best toot. You win at Mastodon!
(DIR) Post #AUrKhMUVwjXJivbsX2 by myappadderii@social.vivaldi.net
2023-04-20T23:57:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts I truly hope his companies all go out of business in the next few years. Musk is nothing but a Russian asset.
(DIR) Post #AUrL4IYajvj2BMSDJI by amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com
2023-04-21T00:01:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts explosive diarrhoea
(DIR) Post #AUrN1ojkq3E31hcVgu by TonyPrintezis@macaw.social
2023-04-21T00:23:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts @streamofron 😂😂😂
(DIR) Post #AUrP7qmKMRaD0IpOzI by peachfront@toot.community
2023-04-21T00:46:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts if this isn't a troo story, it should be
(DIR) Post #AUrWqeFSUgC0qvlKCm by wesdym@mastodon.social
2023-04-21T02:13:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts I want so badly for this to be true.
(DIR) Post #AUrbI8R2le646wXkYq by oldoldcojote@climatejustice.social
2023-04-21T03:03:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂💚
(DIR) Post #AUrdto5h3V6VvVeExk by dswidow@newsie.social
2023-04-21T03:32:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts I needed that laugh. Thank you!🤣
(DIR) Post #AUs6iMbRoNiu9yOddI by evannakita@mastodon.online
2023-04-21T08:55:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts this post was how I found out the launch failed
(DIR) Post #AUstpSiiMUocufoHPk by chuksawa@discuss.systems
2023-04-21T18:05:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is there an exploding poop emoji? lol
(DIR) Post #AVesFQgGB6xEMVHXaS by kib48@wetdry.world
2023-05-14T21:33:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts i need this to be real
(DIR) Post #AVetLsUdmhN2JSUBgu by BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne
2023-05-14T21:46:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣 It was funny then, it's funny now.
(DIR) Post #AVetenHlN32tfCTxyK by alifleih@mas.to
2023-05-14T21:49:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AVeu3KYhJVLLoB6T2G by kaasbaas@social.oevents.co.za
2023-05-14T21:54:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts I want to be in THAT timeline.
(DIR) Post #AVeuGNXFYdsYnxeEb2 by guiltmanager@gm-cloud.org.uk
2023-05-14T21:56:42Z
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@kaasbaas @lowqualityfacts if only this was true!!