Post AUbqnvimIp6WgtNUTA by monkeyben@mastodon.sdf.org
(DIR) More posts by monkeyben@mastodon.sdf.org
(DIR) Post #AUbmGoWPeKCqzOY0wa by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-04-13T11:50:56Z
0 likes, 2 repeats
I somehow never knew this.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AUbmTm4u2vvLAtrOgi by bhawthorne@infosec.exchange
2023-04-13T11:53:17Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts The scary thing is that’s just an average. My well water has none, so somebody else’s must have 14.
(DIR) Post #AUbmdnQJtn2iF9elmq by MaJ1@mastodonapp.uk
2023-04-13T11:55:05Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts ahh added minerals , bottled water companies change extra for that!
(DIR) Post #AUbnd8JOqoBQgyfRUO by brian_wooley@mastodon.social
2023-04-13T12:06:10Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Of course, your sluggage may vary
(DIR) Post #AUbnfWOUHkBxxcBay0 by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-04-13T12:06:34Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts *Immediately cancels workmen due to dig well*
(DIR) Post #AUbqZ5gUyedJFPEgBk by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-04-13T12:38:56Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts So THAT explains the weight loss!
(DIR) Post #AUbqnvimIp6WgtNUTA by monkeyben@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-04-13T12:41:42Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfactsThat's quality protein that is
(DIR) Post #AUc1MazWMolq4iNUES by bks@mstdn.social
2023-04-13T14:40:04Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Really all water is just slug pee
(DIR) Post #AUcE1lFILSBzCY9SIS by gikiski@social.lol
2023-04-13T17:01:57Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts I love how the low quality of this boils down to seven. Everything else checks out fine.
(DIR) Post #AUcEEQE1oGc1lwb1o8 by markusl@fosstodon.org
2023-04-13T17:04:14Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Are these Imperial slugs or US slugs? Imperial slugs are 25% larger.
(DIR) Post #AUef2cKc3kbavGBwGm by filmfreak75@mastodon.cloud
2023-04-14T21:14:04Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts my mom has a well but never heard about this — maybe the slugs are the reason it kept leaking
(DIR) Post #AVNsefsR1oBSTkPGJk by deilann@tech.lgbt
2023-05-06T16:48:36Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts my last gallong had 6... I should ask for a refund.
(DIR) Post #AVNsrStwaBZs04DAGW by brad@twit.social
2023-05-06T16:50:52Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts So, what you're telling me is that as long as I drink less than 16 ounces at a time, I'll statistically speaking be fine?
(DIR) Post #AVNtipp45mpCRANUZ6 by JorgeStolfi@mas.to
2023-05-06T17:00:33Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Alarmist! A slug of water is 14.59390 liters and a gallon is 3.785 liters. So every gallon of water contains only 0.259354935966396919... slugs, _always_.
(DIR) Post #AVNuLkWjiOvTJ5MQVM by Lstn2urmama@mstdn.ca
2023-05-06T17:07:32Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts you are looking at pond or slough water ...never once in 20 years ever saw or heard of slugs in 54 feet of artisan well water anywhere..😂
(DIR) Post #AVNuVt8iY4SCujxctU by mikeylikestech@infosec.exchange
2023-05-06T17:09:24Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Some of us prefer the flavors.
(DIR) Post #AVNuoORqsmHrEEjbSi by staidwinnow@mastodon.social
2023-05-06T17:12:46Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Cool. A well serves up water *and* escargot?Didn’t know that.[rushes off to dig a well]
(DIR) Post #AVO04nMwUjpavJ4vuS by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-05-06T18:11:44Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts You don't want to see what the slugs were eating to improve the quality of the water......
(DIR) Post #AVOCwBvj6gqjtbZmqG by log@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-05-06T20:35:54Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Box turtle wearing top hat and monocle: [Waves waiter over. Taps glass.] I said I wanted *well* water. Where are all the slugs?
(DIR) Post #AVPIGA4OQVtWqZvoqu by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-05-07T09:10:13Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Everyone knows this. Why do you think taking a big drink of water is called “taking a slug”?