Post AU9MHt2ep7igNNnS8O by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
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(DIR) Post #AU3PT3l033VaAFTN9k by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-27T21:55:18Z
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- Joined: March 27, 2023 at 8:58PM- 1st Post: March 27, 2023 at 9:21PM- Suspended: March 27, 2023 at 9:21PMThey grow up so fast (*snif*).23 minutes from start to finish.
(DIR) Post #AU5CEIcbacHapn677o by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-28T18:36:23Z
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🔔 *ding* *ding* *ding*Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a WINNER!- Joined: March 28, 2023 at 6:26PM- Most recent activity: March 28, 2023 at 6:26PM- Suspended: March 28, 2023 at 6:32PMThat is a full 6 MINUTES from sign-up to expulsion! A World Record! 🤣
(DIR) Post #AU5D6rET7k5xoap6gK by jdarnold@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-28T18:45:39Z
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@ParadeGrotesque don't challenge them! 😹
(DIR) Post #AU5DdA9QJvCtkyrrP6 by semprini@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-28T18:52:05Z
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@ParadeGrotesque So what do you think, is it asymptotic or are you going to end up suspending people before they join? ;)
(DIR) Post #AU5E84Iu6rFCbE2UBk by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-28T18:57:40Z
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@semprini I AM suspending people before they join!When they start putting stuff in their bio like "WIN BIG! We are a new online casino and we want to GIVE YOU MONEY! 💲💲💲" or: "Available for dinner and a lot more ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ join my OnlyFans for details!!" I am perfectly OK to suspend them immediately.Pre-Moderation is good moderation in my book.
(DIR) Post #AU5Fl6rCeOdhlYGKJM by semprini@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-28T19:15:56Z
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@ParadeGrotesque Sad but true...
(DIR) Post #AU7EdXyQElMJuZOAi0 by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-29T18:12:47Z
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As @publius would say: cockfighting is the new vietnamese casino!!Account suspended! 🐔
(DIR) Post #AU9LGeb8wKW1Ksm812 by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-30T18:36:30Z
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@publius - Mastodon: HB88 Casino just connected!- Me: NOT ON MY WATCH YOU DON'T!!
(DIR) Post #AU9Lz94wyT76bzvsNk by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-30T18:44:33Z
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In other moderation news today, a user appealed his suspension with the following:- "I guess furries are not welcome here".My brother in Cthulhu, listen to my words.The problem is NOT that you are a furry, the problem is that your avatar was a picture of a furry masturbating a giant d*ck, and you first 3 posts were nothing but explicit furry porn pictures, WITHOUT a CW or anything like that!!
(DIR) Post #AU9MADoNib40TYSqR6 by publius@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-30T18:46:33Z
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@ParadeGrotesque I guess he mistook SDF for "yiff.life"!
(DIR) Post #AU9MHt2ep7igNNnS8O by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-30T18:47:56Z
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@publius Well, it was an honest mistake, if you squint just right, it looks almost the same! 👉 👈
(DIR) Post #AUAsIhgF50qQnvpaGu by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-31T12:21:21Z
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I have to say that banning a Vashikaran practitioner is a first for me.Another checkmark on the bucket list, I guess.And, yes, it was more spam for a scam.And now back to our regular programming.
(DIR) Post #AUAsTH2uRjALNuTR2W by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-31T12:23:16Z
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And banning that Vashikaran Master right after I banned a Thaï pillow and duvet maker from advertising on SDF, too.
(DIR) Post #AUBRtGUobt1tbVehX6 by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-31T19:00:08Z
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23 posts in less than 10 minutes?I don't think so.
(DIR) Post #AUBWuFnbBdUHVDjSBU by botvolution@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-31T19:56:20Z
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@ParadeGrotesque from an android device ? That guy?
(DIR) Post #AUBXaM7i3yOHHPDMtE by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-31T20:03:57Z
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@botvolution Possibly.To be honest, I apply the cluebat first and close the browser tab second.I don't pay attention to the tools used.
(DIR) Post #AUNtPrwpPaxfGRwPfE by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-04-06T19:05:06Z
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- Joined: April 6, 2023 at 6:29PM- Suspended: April 6, 2023 at 6:31PMI believe this is a new record.
(DIR) Post #AUNtaMIFRWJWH6xhIG by historianess@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-04-06T19:06:58Z
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@ParadeGrotesque lasted only two minutes! Amazing. :D
(DIR) Post #AUNuNp9QwGcXxvQSrQ by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-04-06T19:15:55Z
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@historianess He joined, he posted, he got banned.To be honest: he posted his spam right in front of me.The Mighty Cluebat of Love and Banishment is faster than a speeding bullet! 🙃
(DIR) Post #AUNvqKArI0icFCFKaG by weslowik@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-04-06T19:32:17Z
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@ParadeGrotesque @historianess rock on.
(DIR) Post #AUNxdG2VYCpHZ3EmTQ by philippmichelreichold@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-04-06T19:52:20Z
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@ParadeGrotesque well done
(DIR) Post #AUZYXF6nJDypUfooHQ by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-04-12T10:07:39Z
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- Joined: April 12, 2023 at 9:50AM- Most recent activity; April 12, 2023 at 9:50AM- Suspended: April 12, 2023 at 9:54AMThat's 4 minutes of activity, from joining to suspended.Also: I have no life.#MastodonModeration
(DIR) Post #AUZaRCiZU6SGFYjjxg by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-04-12T10:28:59Z
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Yes, but no.The scam is strong in this one - suspended.#MastodonModeration
(DIR) Post #AUZmpu6X1clTD7UKXI by dfraser@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-04-12T12:47:54Z
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@ParadeGrotesque I appreciate the moderation efforts! 🙏
(DIR) Post #AUZrM3GKuVxmhIeujw by mral@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-04-12T13:38:32Z
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@ParadeGrotesque we all thank you for your efforts.
(DIR) Post #AUaG6j1MNqRsQhRUWm by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-04-12T18:15:53Z
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DING DING DING DING! 🛎️ Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a NEW WINNER! 🎉 - Joined: April 12, 2023 at 6:10PM - Most recent activity: April 12, 2023 at 6:10PM- Suspended: April 12, 2023 at 6:11PMThat's a full minute to post some stupid _____ and get banned!#MastodonModeration
(DIR) Post #AUaWT8L8WlBianOqae by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-04-12T21:19:12Z
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@gemlog I was lucky, the guy was spamming just as I was posting myself.@claudiom
(DIR) Post #AUlrVuOwAuTwxRO8Q4 by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-04-18T08:36:51Z
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As a kind and gentle reminder: if you come to Mastodon to advertise (and I quote): "all the t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, tank tops, mug that you could be looking for." ...YOU. WILL. GET. BANNED.We may make an exception if you make all that stuff yourself, in small batches, hand painted and using ethically sourced organic cotton, but that was NOT he case for this user.