Post AU7iocf09K9aG1VCkK by ids1024@fosstodon.org
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 (DIR) Post #ATKCUhSG85oYp7TA4u by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-03-06T02:27:54Z
       
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       Better safe than sorry.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #ATKCn0GSvxmINDgGm0 by jaykass@universeodon.com
       2023-03-06T02:31:13Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts that's why I pre-emptively locked mine in the basement.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATKCqopNOjvk3ppTxA by GhostOnTheHalfShell@masto.ai
       2023-03-06T02:31:52Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts since certain groups assert that person hood exists at conception, twins engaged in human cloning which is illegal.Also, they are a single entity, therefore it doesn’t matter. %)
       
 (DIR) Post #ATKCwkqV7DUNRtBZnU by cerealkella@mas.to
       2023-03-06T02:32:57Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts @bk432 this seems correct
       
 (DIR) Post #ATKDacG8SXDeOxBRJY by Oneworldnot3@universeodon.com
       2023-03-06T02:40:10Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Actually, twins have unique fingerprints so there's really no need to arrest both.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATKDtVswNl308PLSsK by RnDanger@infosec.exchange
       2023-03-06T02:43:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsThat would guarantee they did catch the wrong oneso I might be inclined to believe this
       
 (DIR) Post #ATKE22qPiyLgflEPse by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
       2023-03-06T02:45:06Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That’s the official line, but in reality they don’t have to be identical twins. Or even twins.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATKFFVYoMzRrS7yvYG by LisaSpartan@mastodon.world
       2023-03-06T02:58:47Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts But only if they are conjoined.  You always forget the important bits.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATKZvmHyYv5Ia4XYJc by Kevinmagoo72@lor.sh
       2023-03-06T06:50:30Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts   This explains why jails are full of of sextuplets proclaiming their innocence.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATLHsDjMzKKmVzT2nI by Aknorals@mastodon.social
       2023-03-06T15:02:52Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts excuse me, I thought this was the low quality facts account, not the true facts account.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATLIXSOXN9zjrqO0p6 by caspar@hachyderm.io
       2023-03-06T15:10:17Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts As the child of an identical twin, I can attest to the unlikely possibility that this is true.
       
 (DIR) Post #AU7iocf09K9aG1VCkK by ids1024@fosstodon.org
       2023-03-29T23:50:53Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts There was actually a jewel heist where DNA evidence proved conclusively that at least one twin was involved. But neither could be charged because they couldn't prove which one it was, or that both were involved.https://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=7159726
       
 (DIR) Post #AU7kfIPEHkAuk2o0HI by jargoggles@mstdn.social
       2023-03-30T00:11:32Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsDo they still do this if one of the twins has a goatee, eye patch, and/or always dresses in black?
       
 (DIR) Post #AU7lj6biC6QNGG1aBE by T0xF01AE@koyu.space
       2023-03-30T00:23:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts git commit -m "crime"
       
 (DIR) Post #AU8zYawV4VVKDeulhw by BuddyGoodboyEsq@meow.social
       2023-03-30T14:33:11Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I’m an identical twin and a lawyer, and this is 100%, indubitably and unimpeachably accurate in all jurisdictions on Earth and the moon, and has been for all time.