Post ATqt5L7DSwP5VRXQCe by kinyutaka@mstdn.social
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(DIR) Post #ATqdcwaPZXq40fCCVU by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-21T18:02:40Z
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"I am not the Lord of Darkness" Ron DeSantis calmly assured reporters while signing a new bill that bans Florida citizens from uttering the phrase "Lord of Darkness".
(DIR) Post #ATqfSmm9OQy8awyEhU by jbenjamint@mastodon.scot
2023-03-21T18:23:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts hope you started your stopwatch to record how long before this pearl appears as a fact in some 'news' article.
(DIR) Post #ATqhS395FE3Wz4TSQC by elala@nrw.social
2023-03-21T18:45:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts He didn't really do that, did he? Did he??š¶ š
(DIR) Post #ATqiH9j6XJEuABgxOa by MartyCormack@urbanists.social
2023-03-21T18:54:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Rhonda Santis, Lady of Darkness.
(DIR) Post #ATqmmiB2tnxdnu40ES by beaconbrigade@mstdn.ca
2023-03-21T19:45:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts why did I believe this for a second?
(DIR) Post #ATqncva8J2OgR5hFFA by ballunix@mastodon.scot
2023-03-21T19:54:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts "yes, i was *born* the lord of darkness, but spiritually i was raised evangelical on the ohio/pennsylvania border"
(DIR) Post #ATqqZGSv1ErLuSGc1g by CatEyeJayne@bookstodon.thestorygraph.com
2023-03-21T20:27:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts #LordOfDarkness
(DIR) Post #ATqt5L7DSwP5VRXQCe by kinyutaka@mstdn.social
2023-03-21T20:55:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts The sad part is that there isn't a part of this that I don't believe could be real.
(DIR) Post #ATquyEOUG1G8XcM2l6 by eedly@mindly.social
2023-03-21T21:17:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts His satanic birthmark actually reads: 6 6 5-1/2
(DIR) Post #ATqvbh4ZZ2IImSrBwm by coyoty@mstdn.social
2023-03-21T21:24:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts He must be named He Who Must Not Be Named.
(DIR) Post #ATqwOEdi4DIOmnREy8 by barryzee@twit.social
2023-03-21T21:32:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts @hntdove DeSantis may not be the Lord of Darkness. It's currently a 3 person race among him, Trump and Musk. Will the real Lord of Darkness please stand up!
(DIR) Post #ATr1Q81O8wwYbuEh1c by benjamincox@mastodon.world
2023-03-21T22:29:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Bad news for Ozzy Osbourneās plans for going to Disneyland. š«¤
(DIR) Post #ATrG70nwFZdq2PHtFw by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-03-22T01:13:55Z
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@lowqualityfactsChampion of Free Speechā¢ declares that there are subjects that cannot be talked about in public spaces under penalty of law. This is good and obviously very different than Anti-Free Speechā¢ private platforms that exercise their right not to magnify speech that they don't agree with, but aren't even capable of making illegal.We need to fight against these socialist corporations by making them accountable via public oversight.
(DIR) Post #ATrPKgc516MP3cKtdI by drusillabloeme@mastodon.world
2023-03-22T02:57:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is your account named ironically?
(DIR) Post #ATrcL20QmHnwoHDkrA by MlleaPankhurst@mstdn.social
2023-03-22T05:22:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts I call him DeSatan.
(DIR) Post #ATs5DeeO70if19kGIa by skua@mastodon.social
2023-03-22T10:46:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts #VomitFaceDe Santis has a history with torture.One of the victims vomited on De Santis' face.
(DIR) Post #ATsHbwIPMCQW8zoJIO by paulmyoung@newsie.social
2023-03-22T13:05:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts ...he stated confidently, as he drank the blood of a young virgin.
(DIR) Post #ATtBLQSxWiWeE2Rqi0 by theLastTheorist@mastodon.social
2023-03-22T23:29:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Obviously he's an more of an equal partner in an anarcho-syndicalist darkness.
(DIR) Post #AUaj3AVx7Rh5DAPMmG by si_irini@mastodon.social
2023-04-12T23:40:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts No no, this canāt be true.You can not ban a phrase!?I can not believe this!It is normal to use thisā¦ Letās say in Hollywoodā¦and somewhere else you canāt use that?No test is a joke.
(DIR) Post #AUaj61b2jRw6QD9Qmm by GoatRoper@mastodon.social
2023-04-12T23:40:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Disney World will shoot some fireworks in his honor tonight!š
(DIR) Post #AUalghbsCjqX3c9l9U by Drosmel@qoto.org
2023-04-13T00:09:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts I hesitated to boost this because 69 people had already boosted. On the interwebs that's funny
(DIR) Post #AUanLXunFpUKog2tqy by manifest_irony@mstdn.science
2023-04-13T00:28:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, the real Lord of Darkness DID curse him so that he perpetually looks like he's smelling the worst possible fart imaginable, so... Lord of Darkness-Adjacent?
(DIR) Post #AUaogmvGkdRdOgxeca by VHasch@universeodon.com
2023-04-13T00:43:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts "I am not a crook" Richard Nixon"I'm the most innocent man in the history of the country." Donald Trump
(DIR) Post #AV0wIUrdDyAV8IdIKu by TDonoval@mastodon.sk
2023-04-25T15:10:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts good for Ozzy you're not banned to say 'Prince of Darkness'. š¤
(DIR) Post #AV0wYw8Bc7smKjDP72 by forthy@mastodon.social
2023-04-25T15:14:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts He's already āyou know whoā, isn't he?
(DIR) Post #AV0zFtfOqrpj3DMaSe by flyingbrickwall@mstdn.social
2023-04-25T15:44:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Heās not Queen of the Night, so heās not authorized to do the March of the Black Queen.
(DIR) Post #AV18vM7SrxfYkuKn8i by jstritch@mindly.social
2023-04-25T17:32:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Be careful. The quality of your facts is getting better.
(DIR) Post #AW5DHGEn0GRBwoYBaC by jlippertcohen@mastodon.world
2023-05-27T14:32:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Very telling so many have to question if this is true. #DeSatan
(DIR) Post #AW8ilrXQZ5egNGDhGy by neirbowj@mastodon.online
2023-05-29T07:09:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts This strikes me as a high quality fact. What's going on? Are you slipping?
(DIR) Post #AXNzzE7FlC5l9PNqTo by MiseryTrickery@mstdn.party
2023-07-05T13:54:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Lord of Darkness Party incredibly surprised when their support brings about Reign of Night
(DIR) Post #AXOUCDejmLJq779nMW by ShelliLea@tooters.org
2023-07-05T19:33:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'd wager he's not even master of his domain...
(DIR) Post #AYpG3pERCsydniSx2O by GordonIsenburg@mastodon.social
2023-08-17T15:24:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts An obvious case of implausible deniability.
(DIR) Post #AYpGDPaHQ3OR9TFmYC by Benjaminblackoak@sfba.social
2023-08-17T15:26:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts "I am not the Lord of Darkness" says the Lord of Darkness while sacrificing small children in order to drink their (yummy virginal) blood.
(DIR) Post #AYpGK9AspPRkHkaOzw by GordonIsenburg@mastodon.social
2023-08-17T15:27:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's funny, these Onion-like "headlines" are now considered possible, because of ourAlternative Facts leaders and their outrageous shenanigans!š¤£
(DIR) Post #AYpGvXxxcI1DtDNKJU by EricWayneS@mstdn.social
2023-08-17T15:34:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts The Lord of Darkness has actual friends and is fun to be with, unlike the booger eating spaz from FL
(DIR) Post #AYpJLkraUHXhKL1Eqe by Lizards_cast@dice.camp
2023-08-17T16:01:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts this fact seems sort of high quality and accurateā¦unfortunately
(DIR) Post #AYpQ8DNUNED5O8Qnia by ar1@mastodon.social
2023-08-17T17:17:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts just a lowly underdemon. Snickerā¦..
(DIR) Post #Aaa4X2bIBMsjOi4XJ2 by icedquinn@blob.cat
2023-10-09T03:18:47.949251Z
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@lowqualityfacts florida chooses its governor by holding an alligator wrestling competition.
(DIR) Post #Aaa5qNp9b7Qqg4LJYW by freepresswithoutborders@universeodon.com
2023-10-09T03:33:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts ""I am not the Lord of Darkness" Ron DeSantis calmly assured reporters while signing a new bill that bans Florida citizens from uttering the phrase "Lord of Darkness"."Dear Low Quality Facts at mstdn social: This is precious, witty and comical! I believe that Ron DeSantis is the "Lord of Darkness" because he wants news journalists to register with the State of Florida in order to put a chill on Freedom of Speech and Freedom of the Press, only the "Lord of Darkness" would attempt to silence truth!Sincerely, Monica Andrews, Interim Acting Editor-in-chief, #FreePressWithoutBorders News