Post AToEteCSIcemjowGXI by BigEarl@mindly.social
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(DIR) Post #AToDwWmAG4wocxS1E8 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-20T14:05:27Z
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Breaking News: The Manhattan District Attorney's Office announced that former president Donald J. Trump will not be arrested tomorrow because there are no handcuffs that could contain his impossibly tiny hands.
(DIR) Post #AToECdL5cjsXcHT0Do by NinjaDebugger@mastodon.sandwich.net
2023-03-20T14:08:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Bullshit, the cops have cuffs for literal infants.
(DIR) Post #AToEFOrbtqUtaezt9U by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-03-20T14:08:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂 Note to self: read to the end of the post before freaking out.
(DIR) Post #AToEteCSIcemjowGXI by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-03-20T14:16:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just go down to the border and get the one's he used on the kids.
(DIR) Post #AToF0WqE3ZahwWp2fY by DarkAthena@mstdn.social
2023-03-20T14:17:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts *wheeze*
(DIR) Post #AToF9QKPdq8GLiBQie by McNeely@indieweb.social
2023-03-20T14:19:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts they had me in the first half not gonna lie
(DIR) Post #AToH20ICF96vTwjilM by cautionarytale@mastodon.world
2023-03-20T14:40:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts get a hog tie.
(DIR) Post #AToHY5h7h5sXVEhDG4 by lensandpedals@ohai.social
2023-03-20T14:45:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hey, found some by the kitchen sink.
(DIR) Post #AToILxhNhFIVBQb4wC by Stefan_S_from_H@mastodon.social
2023-03-20T14:54:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Guy Reffitt could probably help them out.
(DIR) Post #AToIOfGagPgqszM3VI by Stargazer@mastodon.au
2023-03-20T14:55:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts A neck shackle will do.
(DIR) Post #AToInqW9zMfB1Je1zc by ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social
2023-03-20T14:59:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts “…they then considered a zip tie, but realized a twist-tie from a loaf of Sunbeam bread could also work…”
(DIR) Post #AToKId6Y0ZVWLquJHs by Sonikku@techhub.social
2023-03-20T15:16:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts @donmelton I was so mad in the first half there
(DIR) Post #AToLBPNejf2JiL1vRA by CMDoran@masto.ai
2023-03-20T15:24:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts Low quality? You clearly underestimate yourself.
(DIR) Post #AToLbU9jbRh43Px8jY by neilasaurus@mastodon.social
2023-03-20T15:31:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts just leave a trail of hamberders and diet cokes leading from Mar A Lago to a jail cell
(DIR) Post #AToMwYW8gNefcG2kee by dougiec3@libretooth.gr
2023-03-20T15:46:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ha! Use zipties!
(DIR) Post #AToNK8Y8shx61qDzkm by moldyringwald@kolektiva.social
2023-03-20T15:50:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts a Chinese finger trap should do the trick lol
(DIR) Post #AToNRTdWsZc9SJFDou by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-03-20T15:51:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Have they tried making him hold a single glass of water?
(DIR) Post #AToO6bhFohl8KIbCee by EgyptianAphorist@mindly.social
2023-03-20T15:59:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts So, that’s what these are for…
(DIR) Post #AToOWTA4AoHTNrPLcG by Burn_this_@beige.party
2023-03-20T16:03:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts What's wrong with twist ties? I'm sure there are some loaves of bread sitting around MaL.
(DIR) Post #AToPQoefRpEqGHablQ by tanhana_dm@sfba.social
2023-03-20T16:14:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Which hands are you talking about here? The one looks like a tiny snake under the belly?
(DIR) Post #ATocToStuOpdwhqS6C by weslowik@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-20T18:40:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts these will do…
(DIR) Post #ATodiSmitiF90HfNjs by fonecokid@c.im
2023-03-20T18:54:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂
(DIR) Post #AToepP39HauzOuDqim by AlCreed@mastodon.social
2023-03-20T19:06:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ATofkMOro5LhgmXYIa by Fuman@sfba.social
2023-03-20T19:16:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts Zip Ties.
(DIR) Post #ATogjrrlQn58waNyDY by truthat@mastodon.world
2023-03-20T19:28:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts Every one in this thread is making me laugh so hard right now!😆 😜 😂
(DIR) Post #AToiowBczlcThRDp8S by gavinisdie@masto.ai
2023-03-20T19:51:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts bruh
(DIR) Post #ATokafNCuS6bPNxdB2 by mrbruno@mstdn.social
2023-03-20T20:11:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Barbie isn't using hers anymore.
(DIR) Post #ATolgGija4XmdnGV5U by PadreWil@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-20T20:23:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts MAKE A PAIR !!!
(DIR) Post #ATovYxt8CR4TkRHgi8 by piratero@mastodon.world
2023-03-20T22:14:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts then grab the fucker by the balls. That mushroom dick will serve, too. This is an appropriate use of a ducking noose!
(DIR) Post #ATp0bfIeGbtmjjKJZg by Bullix@universeodon.com
2023-03-20T23:09:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Mattel, Hasbro, and Fisher Price are all racing to design custom handcuffs that can hold the dainty hands and delicate wrists of the former BLOTUS."
(DIR) Post #ATpF4qxNP8sYe7BmF6 by Lorian68@universeodon.com
2023-03-21T01:52:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Maybe they're not low quality, they're just alternative facts!!
(DIR) Post #ATqM0ERlXEFMtA6gFc by twitterreject@mstdn.social
2023-03-21T14:45:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts @patrickkbriney gonna use Chinese finger cuffs instead
(DIR) Post #ATqVGHxF9zyXzLYs5I by RockyM@mindly.social
2023-03-21T16:28:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Zip ties like his buddies use and pull them tight!
(DIR) Post #AUa3SorI3rw5V8wBBQ by GoatRoper@mastodon.social
2023-04-12T15:54:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hog tie him with rope.
(DIR) Post #AUa58M2vfuIsG4kc0O by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-04-12T16:12:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Then there's the smell...