Post ATnL4HcoyeDATZlYUS by dead@asbestos.cafe
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(DIR) Post #ATnDJWKnls02o55mee by meso@asbestos.cafe
2023-03-20T02:23:44.987400Z
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my hunters: 5 random poa.st usersdefenders: @Arcana (planner) and @creamqueen (getaway driver)
(DIR) Post #ATnDSV8faOFrhkhSZk by creamqueen@asbestos.cafe
2023-03-20T02:25:22.581099Z
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@Arcana my hunters are 5 rapemeat.solutions users and @bot (the diversion) and @grumbulon (the guy that picks the music for the chase scene)
(DIR) Post #ATnDcXf73jmuQUf9V2 by hidden@cawfee.club
2023-03-20T02:27:11.017873Z
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@Arcana Parker (Extreme chad,) and Scathach (Posts about weapons a lot and doesn't seem afraid of pain,) to defend meBook (lol,) Netdoll (Small and ill,) Jeff Cliff, (Won't hunt me down because it's a covid risk,) AI, (Is afraid of plants so I can just run into the wildnerness and he gets a massive debuff,) and finally Bajax (Has a bad headache so he won't get me easily,) to hunt me down.
(DIR) Post #ATnDzocACFplfDNfk0 by grumbulon@freecumextremist.com
2023-03-20T02:31:19.193415Z
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@creamqueen @Arcana @bot this because it's what I'm listening to rn
(DIR) Post #ATnE3vZUH0D4Ol5dTM by creamqueen@asbestos.cafe
2023-03-20T02:32:08.378447Z
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@grumbulon @Arcana @bot this is so real
(DIR) Post #ATnEBaSUebqtEcTG1A by MercurialBlack@leafposter.club
2023-03-20T02:33:31.078670Z
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Bloody hell this'll take some thought gonna need to bookmark thisdefend I'd wanna say Leaflord and attack book but beyond that idk
(DIR) Post #ATnEPEBkFb8KDf8pMm by hidden@cawfee.club
2023-03-20T02:35:59.201873Z
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@MercurialBlack @Arcana Leaf Lord would literally be like "if you can't defend yourself you're a pussy," and sit there smoking a pipe and watching
(DIR) Post #ATnEVGmBXgVRyz4D5c by n3n3tl@seal.cafe
2023-03-20T02:37:04.874797Z
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we’re gunna need time to compile the 5 biggest dumbasses on fedi brb
(DIR) Post #ATnFynke7WGEbazc4u by Komnene@cawfee.club
2023-03-20T02:53:36.358342Z
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@Arcana benis (has a truck) and shibao (has guns) to defend mesjw and snow (They will be busy fighting each other), graf (Can call him a pedo or by his real name as an achilles heel) mimorinka (Will be too stoned to act) and book for good measure
(DIR) Post #ATnG3LqPJ0QdV7rCD2 by hidden@cawfee.club
2023-03-20T02:54:26.706277Z
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@Komnene @Arcana I'm glad everyone on fedi can agree on Book
(DIR) Post #ATnGFKnb1AepjZFwTw by netdoll@rot.gives
2023-03-20T02:56:35.091813Z
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@hidden @Arcana "small and ill" I can't even leave my room half the time, that's an *excellent* pick on your part.
(DIR) Post #ATnGtjfNypW8RVgFxw by genmaicha@stereophonic.space
2023-03-20T03:03:53.788524Z
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@Arcana defense:- scathach- phunters:- neauoire- tiskaan- jeffcliff- torvalds- georgia
(DIR) Post #ATnHzyzY0wdBfGebIm by genmaicha@stereophonic.space
2023-03-20T03:16:14.246028Z
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@Arcana I'm sure I could've made the hunter list more nerfed, but I chose interesting people because I don't remember most other fedi users
(DIR) Post #ATnK0OYJBEMkqdEloe by animeirl@shitposter.club
2023-03-20T03:38:42.867139Z
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defenders:- shibao - erranteBoth of them seem extremely dangerous and good to have on your sideattackers:- graf (basically a free space, hes already melting down)- book (lol)- netdoll (sorry)- bot (too paranoid to show up)- poppinwillow (an actual bot, probably more of a threat than bot)
(DIR) Post #ATnK4FAU0qJktwvcMS by n3n3tl@seal.cafe
2023-03-20T03:39:25.547025Z
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shibao for sure is armed and tactcal lol
(DIR) Post #ATnKQFPXn2pW1eSuCu by ryan@rebased.io
2023-03-20T03:43:22.364316Z
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I see no better option than alex and pete even though they’d probably just make fun of each other and get me killed. Also I have no idea who the 5 trying to kill me are except that they are all named eris
(DIR) Post #ATnKvVaXh19ZAyW3Pc by meso@asbestos.cafe
2023-03-20T03:49:02.988582Z
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@Arcana @Komnene @hidden glows...
(DIR) Post #ATnL4HcoyeDATZlYUS by dead@asbestos.cafe
2023-03-20T03:50:38.434121Z
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@Arcana Defense: 7 (drones, dogs), D00B (quartermaster, heavy guns)Attack: Any and every one. I will drown this world in the blood of my enemies.
(DIR) Post #ATnL6CjK9F7XsCiveC by scathach@stereophonic.space
2023-03-20T03:50:54.705176Z
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@Arcana For defense I'd pick you because you're the person here I trust the most, and Shibao because she has guns and knows how to use themTo hunt me... some people I wouldn't feel too guilty about killing
(DIR) Post #ATnMFluknpeRYXCCyO by nyx@social.xenofem.me
2023-03-20T04:03:51.329865Z
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@Arcana defense: @Cheezebell and @Sophia (loyal and highly trained royal guard to the Empress)attack: @shibao (deadly airsoft skills), @OperatorMaid (insane lesbian war criminal), @scathach (combat skills, knows the terrain and what I look like), @nemesis (probably has an army of killbots), book (suicide bomber, fueled by schizo wrath and probably has no self-preservation instincts)I want a challenge. I'm putting together the team that I think has the best chance of killing me so that when I make an example of my assailants no one will ever dare to question my rule again.
(DIR) Post #ATnMT83vlgyW0lrEES by Cheezebell@social.xenofem.me
2023-03-20T04:06:13.679212Z
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@nyx @Arcana @OperatorMaid @Sophia @nemesis @scathach @shibao I will defend you with my life, empress o7
(DIR) Post #ATnMlLo3PJhXql7VMu by scathach@stereophonic.space
2023-03-20T04:09:35.565819Z
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@nyx @Arcana @nemesis @shibao @OperatorMaid @Cheezebell @Sophia It seems you have the upper hand in weaponry at the moment, so I'll have to get creative :heheevil:
(DIR) Post #ATnMysdQf8inQlbMn2 by Cheezebell@social.xenofem.me
2023-03-20T04:10:42.699875Z
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@scathach @Arcana @nemesis @shibao @OperatorMaid @Sophia @nyx you'll have to get crafty if you want to have any semblance of a chance against Sophia and I in our defense of our glorious leader o7
(DIR) Post #ATnNMG81TrAExG3l9E by nyx@social.xenofem.me
2023-03-20T04:16:12.978113Z
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@une @Arcana my ninjutsu skills vs what I assume will be your Buddhist Shaolin monk kung fu
(DIR) Post #ATnPmW2p7wPRktH9Qe by nyx@social.xenofem.me
2023-03-20T04:43:15.161055Z
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@une @Arcana hm, very interesting 👁️
(DIR) Post #ATnUI4bV5OWDjUnZlQ by Cheezebell@social.xenofem.me
2023-03-20T04:13:17.144574Z
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@scathach @Arcana @OperatorMaid @Sophia @nemesis @nyx @shibao I have extensive training in fieldcraft and marksmanship, I'll know y'all are coming before you do :blobcat3c:
(DIR) Post #ATnUI5zztnhy3lGeaO by Cheezebell@social.xenofem.me
2023-03-20T04:14:38.272320Z
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@Arcana @OperatorMaid @Sophia @nemesis @nyx @scathach @shibao if you prove worthy enough opponents I may treat you to a duel in hand to hand combat though
(DIR) Post #ATsGN3hlQdF0pC0kUa by lemonheep@cawfee.club
2023-03-22T05:01:32.714725Z
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@grumbulon @Arcana @creamqueen @bot I gotta know what song is it! I've never heard this again since early childhood!
(DIR) Post #ATsGTDKwWvxqR2GuxM by grumbulon@freecumextremist.com
2023-03-22T12:52:35.977759Z
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@lemonheep @Arcana @creamqueen @bot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuNixp-wvWM
(DIR) Post #ATsPZ5MpyM6F2k24Zc by OperatorMaid@misskey.bubbletea.dev
2023-03-22T12:35:30.563Z
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@nyx@social.xenofem.me @Arcana@akko.disqordia.space @Cheezebell@social.xenofem.me @Sophia@social.xenofem.me @shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev @scathach@stereophonic.space @nemesis@akko.disqordia.space this is just the thing I wanted to hear after buying an AK and stabbing 2 men in the asshole with a dagger last month😎
(DIR) Post #ATsYtiZKpZOU0In7Fg by nyx@social.xenofem.me
2023-03-22T16:18:46.040409Z
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@OperatorMaid @shibao @Sophia @Cheezebell @Arcana @scathach @nemesis I knew you were the right woman for the job