Post ATiRAMcKxPQ9dC1SYy by mike@sauropods.win
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(DIR) Post #ASugYrxAJ1aYpZcAVs by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-02-21T19:02:18Z
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I heard that there is a sudden influx of researchers migrating to Mastodon, so here is a series of academic questions I would like to have answered:1. If an elephant could learn how to bench press then how much weight could an elephant bench? Natty elephant, no roids.2. Is it legal to throw an acorn into my neighbor's yard?3. Is it legal to throw 10,000 acorns into my neighbor's yard?4. Why did the CIA decide to eradicate the dodo? I know they did it, please do not try to cover it up.
(DIR) Post #ASugtXEUXVb0eGZaro by costrike@spore.social
2023-02-21T19:06:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts If 2 is Yes, and 3 is No, I need to know where the cutoff is
(DIR) Post #ASuhNP8rBZVyF6BFCq by Holir_@infosec.exchange
2023-02-21T19:11:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Real question how much can they squat?2. Yes3. no. once the volume is enough to annoy the cops to do something.. that's the limit. guessing, just over 100 visible.4. You know why, look inside yourself for the answer.
(DIR) Post #ASuhNmd7rCOR5dWF4y by zlatiah@mastodon.zlatiah-no.one
2023-02-21T19:11:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts ... would you like to learn more about how mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell? (cries 😂​)
(DIR) Post #ASui75fNvWG7A5BD5U by UrsaAshBear@mas.to
2023-02-21T19:19:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts These are the hard questions we need answered.
(DIR) Post #ASuiMC8U9jgvZNzfOa by mikeylikestech@infosec.exchange
2023-02-21T19:22:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts 4: special agent Johnson was stationed on the island to monitor for Russian aggression. He got bored and opened a KFD franchise. Little know fact:He also invented a pressed meat sandwich using Guinea pigs. You would recognize it as the McRib.
(DIR) Post #ASul79EIyj5S4jETTc by miarosa758@toot.community
2023-02-21T19:53:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Are multiple answers allowed?
(DIR) Post #ASun0oDqN2HN5o7c3c by Eamon1916@mastodon.ie
2023-02-21T20:14:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts 4. Little known fact: The CIA didn't actually eradicate the dodo, they just are keeping them all hidden and training them to be an elite death squad.
(DIR) Post #ASuncbz0KBAm8ZCrM8 by toriver@mas.to
2023-02-21T20:21:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts «African or Asian elephant?»«I don’t know tha… aaaaaaaahhhh!»
(DIR) Post #ASundPXQ50ohpUgXIm by ekafyi@indieweb.social
2023-02-21T20:21:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts African or European elephants?
(DIR) Post #ASuov4P1V1lfRhk4Q4 by Silverstapl3@social.vivaldi.net
2023-02-21T20:35:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Its legal as long as they think it's from their own tree and they didn't see you. Works with a lot of things actually.
(DIR) Post #ASutJ86Tn5bZgsnRNg by Sorl@goblin.camp
2023-02-21T21:25:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts 1. This varies from elephant to elephant. 2. It is illegal not to. 3. This is sharing ultra. Oversharing, if you will. Oversharing acorns. 4. The dodos were doing a communism.
(DIR) Post #ASvBrPNLsVPmHQBQSe by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-02-22T00:52:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts you forgot "siri, how much does Manitoba weigh?"
(DIR) Post #ASvD5ix3zY3f0CHFS4 by SapphicSelene@kolektiva.social
2023-02-22T01:06:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts I threw acorns in my neighbor's yard as a kid and she got super super mad
(DIR) Post #ASwoFTeLd5HdtzzsBs by ersatzmaus@mastodon.social
2023-02-22T19:37:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts The answer to #4 is https://birdsarentreal.com/
(DIR) Post #AT1OEodqTEBBhSaMbo by cautionwip@mstdn.ca
2023-02-25T00:39:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts #TeachTheControversy
(DIR) Post #ATiOrQkPB4EH1vdlmi by kleines_z@queer.group
2023-03-17T18:39:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts@Fischblog can you help?
(DIR) Post #ATiOxwbrcxRlaQkeYq by elala@nrw.social
2023-03-17T18:40:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂
(DIR) Post #ATiPMofOISUuBuGF8q by DrInterpreter@mastodon.scot
2023-03-17T18:45:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts On 2 and 3, are we talking oak tree seed or 1980s computer?
(DIR) Post #ATiQPQGPaAoNKVNrNY by mloxton@med-mastodon.com
2023-03-17T18:56:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts 1. Trick question, Elephants lift, not press2. Depends. By "throw", do you mean "project from a trench mortar" and do you mean a 500lb bronze acorn. Because no.3. No, grapeshot in the form of cast iron acorns is not permissible4. No, that was the Bureau of Land Management. The CIA actually doesn't exist. It is a front for the Boy Scouts of America
(DIR) Post #ATiRAMcKxPQ9dC1SYy by mike@sauropods.win
2023-03-17T19:05:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hi. I am a researcher in dinosaur palaeontology with a sideline in animal mechanics. Answers:1. Elephants can't bench press, because gym owners discriminate against them, because they are elephants.2. Depends on the jurisdiction. In Melville, MO, it is punishable by amputation.3. Oddly, in Melville, MO, yes.4. They just couldn't bear the idea of a pigeon that big. Simple prejudice.
(DIR) Post #ATiRXbwi8Ew1pfdZse by Mutterer@toot.community
2023-03-17T19:09:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts 1 - They have more sense.2 - Forget legality; "is it a good idea" is a better question.3 - Forget legality; "when is the best time" is a better question.4 - Because bastards exist.
(DIR) Post #ATizD8GGBbEkPuBiBU by jonathanhorowi1@sciences.social
2023-03-18T01:26:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sociologist here.1. More weight than we are willing to put onto the machine.2. Technically no, but anyone who calls the cops on you will be shunned.3. Technically no, but you will be shunned long before you get to the point where someone calls the cops.4. Took the concept of "social closure" way too metaphorically