Post ATguNk5DX2XAWoLJTs by a@fuckgov.org
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 (DIR) Post #ATgtfnRJgw42CEiz6O by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-03-17T01:15:21Z
       
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       This is good to know.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #ATgtjw1fi3Ftz7hdJI by floatybirb@mastodon.social
       2023-03-17T01:16:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I always wondered what dungeons and dragons thieves tools were made of.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATgtkpXTJWNA9g0J0q by MIfoodie@social.vivaldi.net
       2023-03-17T01:16:15Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts But wouldn’t it just break? (Sorry I ruined your fact)
       
 (DIR) Post #ATguNk5DX2XAWoLJTs by a@fuckgov.org
       2023-03-17T01:23:12Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts so can a wet one if you try hard enough!
       
 (DIR) Post #ATguv1wk8a9FUEFgpM by UrsaAshBear@mas.to
       2023-03-17T01:29:20Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Al Dente will fool biometric locks of all kinds.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATgv9CTjmAEUCoRR9U by jimbreeds@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-03-17T01:31:53Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts But only cannelloni can be used to spy on your neighbours.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATgxoSJjzaEL6sZ84W by JustinDerrick@mstdn.ca
       2023-03-17T02:01:39Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts High quality fact:  Spaghetti and toothpicks can easily disable a lock so that it can no longer be opened, by jamming the keyway.  This is widely regarded as a “dick move”, however.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATh9rd2RmqtwgBkw8e by evilmicrowizard@mastodon.world
       2023-03-17T04:16:45Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 🎶 His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy / Someone's picked thelock already, mom's spaghetti 🎶
       
 (DIR) Post #ATh9vEiKAPtyOe41s8 by evilmicrowizard@mastodon.world
       2023-03-17T04:17:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 🎶 His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy / Someone's picked the lock already, mom's spaghetti 🎶
       
 (DIR) Post #AThDt4DqbS3L5x1uUK by Pat@mastodon.world
       2023-03-17T05:01:52Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts actually someone should challenge the lock picking lawyer
       
 (DIR) Post #ATiQ0FnlLKyDdtyx8q by log@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-03-17T18:52:20Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts [Points noodle at 4th column from the left, 3rd row from the top.]  I select that one.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUTw3H84Spwt1ZtpL6 by ivsantangelo@mstdn.social
       2023-04-09T17:02:50Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I can confirm.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUTySjoJAHQh7qvOcK by liroyleshed@mastodon.social
       2023-04-09T17:29:52Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Useful!
       
 (DIR) Post #AUTygfMsTirTOyjgoa by hakan_geijer@kolektiva.social
       2023-04-09T17:32:22Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this is why italian prisons only serve gnocchi
       
 (DIR) Post #AUTzCwUAN4ePl2XGU4 by T0xF01AE@koyu.space
       2023-04-09T17:38:08Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts ... A click on 2, 3 is binding...