Post ATfqXWN8lmT5vSApbk by lucy_who@mstdn.social
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 (DIR) Post #ATfox9jbMJW3Kwm9Me by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-03-16T12:47:46Z
       
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       That makes sense. https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #ATfpCSuOLv1h9E7fRA by monsoonrains@mastodon.social
       2023-03-16T12:50:31Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Actually this is only true in Germany where it is mandatory. It also happens sometimes in other countries but it's not law or anything.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATfpEAMMHumoCN0z6e by halfcocked@mstdn.social
       2023-03-16T12:50:51Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It's because Kevin is such a disease.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATfpIY1AGlS0jPBtpo by stumblewyk@jawns.club
       2023-03-16T12:51:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts My best friend is a Kevin.  Can confirm.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATfqXWN8lmT5vSApbk by lucy_who@mstdn.social
       2023-03-16T13:05:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Now you mention it, I’ve never seen a Kevin in shorts
       
 (DIR) Post #ATfqcDcRv8cZDCZfN2 by BigEarl@mindly.social
       2023-03-16T13:06:23Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts So Kindergarten staff can tell the Kevin's from all the boys named "Brick" "Porter" and "Stone"
       
 (DIR) Post #ATfqvJEHHonY76N54i by KevinHuigens@genealysis.social
       2023-03-16T13:09:49Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Hey! How come I didn't get my tattoo?
       
 (DIR) Post #ATfqyfeMNpFeWEAqbg by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-03-16T13:10:26Z
       
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       @KevinHuigens You should double-check your birth certificate.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATg077K8HAlEFeoaxM by munroe@dice.camp
       2023-03-16T14:52:47Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts For Home Alone writer John Hughes and director Chris Columbus both insisted that Macaulay Culkin don a fake Kevin tattoo in case his left knee wound-up in a scene.  They talk about it in bonus features of the original DVD release.  It cost them a couple days of shooting because Hair and Make-up initially put it on the wrong knee.  Even though Make-up insisted it would be covered for all shooting in the first week, producers waited so as not to compromise Hughes' vision.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATikrPHKpwCvSxR9oe by isaacfreeman@cloudisland.nz
       2023-03-17T22:46:01Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That’s how the parents know that they’re required to name the baby Kevin.Hospitals are allowed to pick one baby per year to be a Mandatory Kevin.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUS3WeFxrosUVtcoHw by stevendbrewer@wandering.shop
       2023-04-08T19:17:08Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I liked it better in the "clipped" version. It reminds me of Muppyville where a character named "Brendan" marked himself as plural, so it would always say things like, "Brendan have arrived from the east" and "Brendan are here." h/t @philipbrewer
       
 (DIR) Post #AUS5CJsq6TmjRcF6fo by rde42@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-04-08T19:35:55Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts But it is deliberately made semi illegible so that, if they transition, it can be read as Karen.