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(DIR) Post #ATdwdMut387xkID572 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-15T15:04:24Z
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Expect to see many banking crisis jokes on here in the near future. Common examples include:-Has the US tried turning the banking system off and on again?-Maybe banks shouldn't have spent so much money on avocado toast.-Why don't banks just pull themselves up by their bootstraps?They will all be funny and you should boost all of them.
(DIR) Post #ATdwjkaLxizytHeH5M by adriano@lile.cl
2023-03-15T15:05:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Crédit Suisse is also on the brink of failure, affecting other big european banks. Coolcoolcool.https://www.eldiario.es/economia/desplome-credit-suisse-bola-provoca-nueva-sacudida-banca-espanola-europea_1_10035222.html
(DIR) Post #ATdxQgoZrC5feGmDpo by rina@norden.social
2023-03-15T15:13:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts ask the bank what they were wearingmaybe it wouldn't have happened in a less provocative outfit
(DIR) Post #ATdxfYBoCwupF1jHPc by FlashMobOfOne@mastodon.art
2023-03-15T15:15:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts Are you okay over there? You've seemed very grumpy of late.
(DIR) Post #ATdy8OXb9yk9iNfvc0 by mrfrisky@lounge.town
2023-03-15T15:21:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts maybe the banks have a Crack habit, they should have plenty of money otherwise
(DIR) Post #ATdyW5yfpUFt5kdnGK by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-03-15T15:25:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts We're not broke, our Capital is on secondment.
(DIR) Post #ATe0C27Kfk5rEgFhPU by smellsofbikes@mastodon.social
2023-03-15T15:44:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean the banks could just get a second job and I'm sure their financial situation would improve. It's simple math: more money in than out and they'll be fine.
(DIR) Post #ATe0l8Sr48Fb3Z3c3s by kleines_z@queer.group
2023-03-15T15:50:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts If they can't pay the rent for their bank branches - well nobody is forcing them to rent in the inner city.
(DIR) Post #ATe0tRxUTFlBpiLqoS by Rod_Rescueman@mas.to
2023-03-15T15:52:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts You forgot one:- Their rugged individualism will get them thru the crisis.
(DIR) Post #ATe1FP9FbGqjUJJxb6 by coyoty@mstdn.social
2023-03-15T15:56:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts If they're baled out, they'll expect to always be baled out and not make any effort to improve their situation.
(DIR) Post #ATe3C7o7oePIkK0HLc by RayEau@thecanadian.social
2023-03-15T16:17:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Banks should go back to where they came from.
(DIR) Post #ATe3KOgkw6KPQ1V8aG by RnDanger@infosec.exchange
2023-03-15T16:19:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts These banks just want to sit on piles of other people's money like that's important work or something.Get a job! Contribute to society, ya bums!
(DIR) Post #ATe3hdWHxbAk4qgcpU by asacamano@indieweb.social
2023-03-15T16:23:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ATe5AWCGMkN7iXehRw by riley@toot.cat
2023-03-15T16:40:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts: The bootstraps thing is obvious. They can't run away from a bank run while holding their bootstraps, obviously!
(DIR) Post #ATe5gJ14uDYi6ca69w by jbzfn@mastodon.social
2023-03-15T16:45:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts nobody force them to be banks, they could have chosen to be hardware stores.
(DIR) Post #ATe6H3nkRC2PdEs8Ho by w0dz@writing.exchange
2023-03-15T16:52:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts ...in distant coffee barscool bankers dream their spoons are long enough ...https://clover.serveblog.net/w0dz/lizard-skins
(DIR) Post #ATe6wZlGW3TgcvVUmG by hina_hanta@tech.lgbt
2023-03-15T16:59:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts it's almost like allowing rich bastards to do whatever they want is a BAD thing
(DIR) Post #ATe8XrZ3O5UsVj8fPU by kinyutaka@mstdn.social
2023-03-15T17:17:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts My thoughts and prayers are with the banking system.
(DIR) Post #ATe8mPkx3ky0bpduBU by IAmDannyBoling@mstdn.social
2023-03-15T17:20:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts This thread...And all the comments... :pooh_joy:
(DIR) Post #ATe9LwHi6zYpd5u9xY by darrelplant@mstdn.social
2023-03-15T17:26:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts What about all the banks that failed and didn't get a bailout?
(DIR) Post #ATeA6sdHVXt1ugNTai by coyotle@syndicat.solidaires.org
2023-03-15T17:35:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts there is something to do with avocado bar/ salad bar ? It is somewhere, it just nees to be found
(DIR) Post #ATeAXQUKFwkORYqZ9c by scooterdawg@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-15T17:40:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts The first bullet point- turning off and back on again, was one of the first things FDR did as I recall to bring us out of the Depression. Closed the banks for a few days. Still took quite a few more things like CCC, and years up to WWII to get us back on track. I guess they would call him the first Woke POTUS 🤔
(DIR) Post #ATeBCXj0Fs3ilEJmQC by inaforest@mindly.social
2023-03-15T17:47:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😆
(DIR) Post #ATeBF4C8VI3U2l9FUO by SammyGalen@mstdn.social
2023-03-15T17:48:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts How about this:Maybe #BillClinton shouldn't have revoked Glass–Steagall !
(DIR) Post #ATeFCcvvI2VyjNemTg by CatboyCody@mastodon.online
2023-03-15T18:32:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts No bank wants to work anymore
(DIR) Post #ATeFU2t62ryG9Mdm0u by CatboyCody@mastodon.online
2023-03-15T18:35:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts No bank wants to work anymore! :BlobhajBlanketBlue: It looks like you're running a bank. Would you like help? :clippy:
(DIR) Post #ATeLAQUNBbtTHV6Wjw by lacybarry@climatejustice.social
2023-03-15T19:39:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts hahaha #great
(DIR) Post #ATeN1WzzoRH8m2mXku by kdoemland@universeodon.com
2023-03-15T20:00:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts ready!
(DIR) Post #ATePJDgEZsMRyk6J7I by stevileealver@me.dm
2023-03-15T20:25:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣😂🤣
(DIR) Post #ATeSF7xCE57SvGm6Km by marknelson@mastodon.social
2023-03-15T20:58:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts if these banks want any money, they need to be regularly drug tested and prove that they looking for work.
(DIR) Post #ATeTf2hkSseS7sTEXo by Basic_Bench@mstdn.social
2023-03-15T21:14:29Z
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@lowqualityfactsIf they're so big they need to be bailed out... maybe they need to be nationalized.
(DIR) Post #ATeaATU7Xv2NsxT2Tg by MisterStars72@sfba.social
2023-03-15T22:27:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts if only those banks had studied harder in high school, they could’ve earned a scholarship. #Mastomaniacs
(DIR) Post #ATei4MaL5M7INkyNV2 by Zero2beach@mstdn.social
2023-03-15T23:55:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Banks should smile more
(DIR) Post #ATenEsqOVAYP69JnRw by Riordan@social.linux.pizza
2023-03-16T00:53:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts The banks should stop eating out and ordering with apps. Just go to the grocery and you will save money
(DIR) Post #ATensO74B82jN2xBwW by LeslieVS1965@mas.to
2023-03-16T01:00:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts This, so much this :verified_cool:
(DIR) Post #ATeoFNHdQeCtSTrFku by moondad@veganism.social
2023-03-16T01:05:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts Put Martha Stewart in charge.
(DIR) Post #ATesqRjOFrzRmelyme by andyhermes@universeodon.com
2023-03-16T01:56:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts You forgot:"They shouldn't have invested more than they can afford to lose""Maybe they shouldn't eat breakfast".
(DIR) Post #ATex4Z8RvH5wcOTxY0 by kepler@cubhub.social
2023-03-16T02:44:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts @raccoonformality The banks just have to wait for it to trickle down. :blobfoxuwu:
(DIR) Post #ATf072U64eQw5JTk4e by gorfram@libretooth.gr
2023-03-16T03:18:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts @mastodon.gamedev.place I really like the avocado toast one
(DIR) Post #ATf8MshozvCQ1VxnFY by mytwobits01@freeradical.zone
2023-03-16T04:50:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts OMG, "Why don't banks just pull themselves up by their bootstraps?" is worthy of its own post -- nay, its own *account*.
(DIR) Post #ATfVwjI5mHLiC5zWwC by Meine_Kehrseite@mastodon.social
2023-03-16T09:14:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts maybe #banks tried to be a sort of #banksy. #Bankruptcy as some kind of #streetart?
(DIR) Post #ATgAvsKOmwF23NmWau by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-03-16T16:54:03Z
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A pole was taken today and 100% of tents collapsed.
(DIR) Post #AUQQ0HK2koweeeCNhQ by piofthings@mastodon.social
2023-04-08T00:19:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts the banks should cancel their Netflix subscriptions and work harder 🤪🤪🤪
(DIR) Post #AUQQ9YVcDwrAZ32F4C by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2023-04-08T00:21:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts I will be following these jokes closely and will consider them to be true due to my general ignorance of economics.
(DIR) Post #AUQQp33ZYMFxBAhg4u by TorMentor@newsie.social
2023-04-08T00:28:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts starting with this one!
(DIR) Post #AUQVi1xjiqJ3WtRlUe by eraitch@aus.social
2023-04-08T01:23:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is a high quality fact
(DIR) Post #AUQWyheaaDPdQ60Lsu by thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2023-04-08T01:37:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Banks should just move into the summer house of their parents.
(DIR) Post #AUQf2wxv9QKJnDWzVQ by thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2023-04-08T03:07:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Or if that’s unrealistic, the second summer home of their parents.
(DIR) Post #AUQf2xYQxfX9cSc9Q0 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-04-08T03:08:10Z
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@thomasfuchs Thank you for being more reasonable.
(DIR) Post #AUR0hMn2eZQyVUYWlk by mark@tech.lgbt
2023-04-08T07:10:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts I apologise. I have boosted this one instead of having to boost all of them.
(DIR) Post #AURQQ7zV1KC4Ufp6ye by scieditor@toot.community
2023-04-08T11:58:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts They should have saved for a rainy day. Responsibility: 6 months expenses and retirement
(DIR) Post #AURYQCQXKIUvsx0z7g by mkholroyd@me.dm
2023-04-08T13:28:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts just say the word "bank", 'cause that is the joke.No?Ok, I got nuthin'. 😏
(DIR) Post #AUtMtX1dC8lm5tx0dM by jrod3737@mstdn.social
2023-04-21T23:31:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean it probably is the avocado toast
(DIR) Post #AUtObyxanL8xQcoyeG by blueshiftnz@mastodon.nz
2023-04-21T23:50:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts What's the difference between a banker and a pigeon?The pigeon can still make a deposit on an Audi.
(DIR) Post #AUurePVKAQfWA44L1E by MamaForestCritter@social.vivaldi.net
2023-04-22T16:50:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts I really think bankers just need to accept the inevitable and learn to code...whoops the bottom fell out of that too...well knowing how to construct a teepee and forage could be useful...