Post ATcspvOS65ZdAqoKGW by Heil_Honkler@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #ATcrSTcn4h42R6ly4G by Jim@poa.st
2023-03-15T02:31:43.813854Z
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I found this crazy law school test question and it really has me stumped. Maybe you can help me out."You are going to court for violations related to a restraining order involving a family in which an RO was taken out against you by the father and a DVRO was taken out against you by the daughter. You have decided to represent yourself and used google images and chatgpt to file your paperwork. While under the influence of drugs, legally prescribed by only the best Mexican pharmacists, you decide to stream snipe the other party and repeatedly violate both the RO and the DVRO as well as drag in new parties entirely.Given this information above when you show up to court are you gonna let the judge big league you or teach that bish a lesson?"
(DIR) Post #ATcrYmLGOgMyDyZzX6 by GatorTime@poa.st
2023-03-15T02:32:53.022672Z
14 likes, 0 repeats
@Jim Obviously the answer is to loudly shout "BITCH IM AN INTERNET CELEBRITY" at the judge.
(DIR) Post #ATcrZ9RQVvxvrkdjpg by AshChapelsGhost@poa.st
2023-03-15T02:32:57.335662Z
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@Jim That's a fucken stumper.
(DIR) Post #ATcrcLeNZtyUbGDsVk by DemonSixOne@poa.st
2023-03-15T02:33:31.983739Z
5 likes, 0 repeats
@GatorTime @Jim top of the sektor
(DIR) Post #ATcrdGTiIEJMqgffIe by AdHocToth@poa.st
2023-03-15T02:33:41.963701Z
4 likes, 0 repeats
@Jim Ima plead da fif whilst I drink a fif nigga bish
(DIR) Post #ATcrj9LVivcuSwdlgm by Turdicus@poa.st
2023-03-15T02:34:45.714093Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@Jim Pop the xannies and plead mental retardation as a defense
(DIR) Post #ATcrmuVUpv3hbO6X6O by Paleloon@poa.st
2023-03-15T02:33:03.806473Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
@Jim Hes going to take another 5 bars in the court room and ascend to his final form.
(DIR) Post #ATcsOW0GOBi0bpQWBM by Old_Meme_Clown@poa.st
2023-03-15T02:42:14.266550Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
@Jim If you plead no contest the judge has to let you go, its in the articles of confederation.
(DIR) Post #ATcskIdyjvcjXwOIVs by c@shitpost.cloud
2023-03-15T02:33:24.172637Z
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I'm thinkin' I'm gonna make that judge suck mah dick cuz that's the kinda shit he likes.
(DIR) Post #ATcspvOS65ZdAqoKGW by Heil_Honkler@poa.st
2023-03-15T02:47:11.521936Z
5 likes, 0 repeats
@Jim knowing da gunt, prolly do something even more obscene and retarded while also NOT showing up.
(DIR) Post #ATctP1PlhbZFz4A6QC by ExtraSpecialK@poa.st
2023-03-15T02:53:32.111160Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@Heil_Honkler @Jim He's the ongoing abortion that cannot be stopped
(DIR) Post #ATcunANe7SOmh9FK88 by MelGibsonafter4Beers@poa.st
2023-03-15T03:09:05.689219Z
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@Jim " Your honor , eyewitness reports say the Barbussy was in fact , " Slappin , " give this innocent lad his transformer action figure & let him go free . "
(DIR) Post #ATcvCDzFqaFP7VmmrQ by SchizoCynic@poa.st
2023-03-15T03:13:37.908503Z
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@Jim (In bog hog voice) Yer honur an the gud pepul uf the cert. Ah dead nawt vahohlate anhee restruanin ordur dew tah the fakt thaght ah ahm rehprosenin mahself en cert ahn must gathur ehvehdense en ahn inveshtigashun ahm conduktin tah purv muh inoncence. That faggot vickers fruhmed meh! It's all medicare's fault! Gator! That whore Brittany venti! Abortski! And that low down polexat randbot! *whatever is said next is lost in a sea of pig squeals and gavel pounding as the bailiffs try to restrain a naked and greased up Ralph running around the courtroom *. Personally I don't see how he can lose his case defense is ironclad.
(DIR) Post #ATcwNj46jsoqeC6Vay by AndrijaPranjic@poa.st
2023-03-15T03:05:39.906727Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
@Jim
(DIR) Post #ATcwURntJccb8eiwiG by circuSphere@poa.st
2023-03-15T02:38:12.846320Z
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@Jim God I wish family court was public. We need a lighthearted clown trial with no real stakes for anyone but Ralph to wash the taste of Brooks out.Also jail is the best thing that could ever happen to Ralph at this juncture. When he starts a' hollerin' at the judge and lands himself in contempt it will be because deep down part of his xanax addled pig-nigger brain knows this to be true.
(DIR) Post #ATcwXamCPa8LpsQqeG by Moist_Ratstein@poa.st
2023-03-15T02:47:59.902832Z
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@Jim "but your honor I said wait a minute matt"
(DIR) Post #ATd3xeYzea22mzd4Bk by Barrello@poa.st
2023-03-15T02:41:19.272590Z
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@Jim They'll probably have to keep waking him up in court after the drugs and alcohol keep putting him to sleep. 😂
(DIR) Post #ATdKv4V2SuRBa58NO4 by RLODJOHN@poa.st
2023-03-15T06:26:06.360944Z
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@MelGibsonafter4Beers @Jim
(DIR) Post #ATdKv5Elit17ruWtfM by MelGibsonafter4Beers@poa.st
2023-03-15T08:01:51.205411Z
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@RLODJOHN @Jim Does autism cause Sonic or does Sonic cause autism 🤔
(DIR) Post #ATdPFsDDkCpXN0yTR2 by Granwalder@poa.st
2023-03-15T08:50:26.531206Z
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@MelGibsonafter4Beers @RLODJOHN @Jim Autists love fast things.Trains, speed running, sonic etc
(DIR) Post #ATdU9qWfbILqAp17EO by Dagnar@nicecrew.digital
2023-03-15T04:07:40.761140Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
FROM THE TOP ON DOWN!
(DIR) Post #ATdgVYzseTw9d5nmnw by RLODJOHN@poa.st
2023-03-15T06:28:04.453941Z
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@SchizoCynic @Jim
(DIR) Post #ATdgVZcWKoqTYvse24 by SchizoCynic@poa.st
2023-03-15T12:03:45.707253Z
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@RLODJOHN @Jim She's o.k. looking for a dirty chicken thieving, new York Yankee
(DIR) Post #ATdmotTBMJQoLq6lt2 by PalePimp@poa.st
2023-03-15T13:14:12.458094Z
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@MelGibsonafter4Beers @RLODJOHN @Jim Sonic is said to be the key to some brain abilities some consider to be "mental illnesses".
(DIR) Post #ATdmou8es6bmQTVtXE by pyrate@nicecrew.digital
2023-03-15T13:14:28.817256Z
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Sanic
(DIR) Post #ATdrnKRcazjdChS2tM by painhell@poa.st
2023-03-15T02:48:31.616780Z
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@Jim I hope Ralph goes the Sovereign Citizen route and that someone records it
(DIR) Post #ATeV6x3n90G0gNeXlg by MelGibsonafter4Beers@poa.st
2023-03-15T21:30:45.933457Z
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@PalePimp @RLODJOHN @Jim Like the chicken & egg debate , nobody truly knows.
(DIR) Post #ATeXZavWiKzOLMZZom by Skringot@poa.st
2023-03-15T21:58:21.409900Z
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@MelGibsonafter4Beers @PalePimp @RLODJOHN @Jim I've never heard of anyone who took fascination with Mario and fucked their mother years later, so.....
(DIR) Post #ATec2QFpsABlST4dnM by LivingSpaceStudios@poa.st
2023-03-15T22:47:06.730488Z
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@Skringot @MelGibsonafter4Beers @PalePimp @RLODJOHN @Jim I don't know, the jury is still out on Bob Chipman.
(DIR) Post #ATec2QwNK0DTaOyc6K by Skringot@poa.st
2023-03-15T22:48:22.992943Z
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@LivingSpaceStudios @MelGibsonafter4Beers @PalePimp @RLODJOHN @Jim If his mother shared half his eating habits, I doubt he'll get the chance to reach her, seeing as to how she's probably deceased.
(DIR) Post #ATecbqxMaRpcPOKPWS by MeBigbrain@poa.st
2023-03-15T22:54:46.754916Z
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@Skringot @LivingSpaceStudios @MelGibsonafter4Beers @PalePimp @RLODJOHN @Jim I remember he chose to stay home and play Mario instead of attending his grandmother's funeral. Even if he isn't a literal motherfucker, he's still subhuman garbage.
(DIR) Post #ATkKuxHsdl2fJqdwwa by SwingingCod@poa.st
2023-03-15T04:06:07.030234Z
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@GatorTime @Jim Funny thing: if he ever gets off the benzos without dying (doubtful), he probably won't remember any of this.