Post ATcDvv5P9aRBicbLRg by pergus@mastodon.nu
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(DIR) Post #ATc7K7aPdAFfl3hLGK by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-14T17:54:44Z
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I'm going to start writing romance novels. Here's an excerpt from my upcoming book:Two minutes into the date and Suzy was already nervous. She only truly felt comfortable honking away on her trumpet. She looked at her new suitor. His beard was an unwelcome surprise. She liked her men smooth, and her jazz smoother. "Ever since I was a little girl, I wanted to be just like Louis Armstrong."His face lit up. "No way!" he exclaimed, "I always dreamt of being an astronaut too!"Suzy nearly vomited.
(DIR) Post #ATc7YkmqgG7hOHUa4O by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2023-03-14T17:57:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's as if you are peering into my soul.
(DIR) Post #ATc87H4Z9JqVMwEwnA by amorphisbear@dragonscave.space
2023-03-14T18:03:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts LOL...I'd buy this book!
(DIR) Post #ATc8NvFvW686d1UamG by secant2@mastodon.inferiorlattice.com
2023-03-14T18:06:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is actually the best literature I've read this year.It's also the only literature I've read this year but that shouldn't diminish the quality of it.
(DIR) Post #ATc8ilKtarmvwZkntg by callisto@disabled.social
2023-03-14T18:10:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts All day now I'm going to be hearing the famous Armstrong quote in the famous Armstrong voice. 🤦♂️
(DIR) Post #ATc8sUCw8CiJiVfSi0 by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-03-14T18:12:10Z
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@lowqualityfactsPlease tell me that she meets a real gentleman who produces a vintage Stretch Armstrong that he keeps on his person at all times.
(DIR) Post #ATc988eS2p51Uk08GW by WanderingTaoist@mastodon.social
2023-03-14T18:12:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm ded
(DIR) Post #ATc9NNSlG4EPm8ndk8 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-14T18:17:46Z
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@jargoggles She does now!
(DIR) Post #ATc9QXx0ikt7AiSZ6W by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-14T18:18:21Z
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@secant2 Thank you, I will put that quote on the back of the book but say that you're Stephen King.
(DIR) Post #ATc9RMtDKd9d9i4klc by peterdrake@qoto.org
2023-03-14T18:18:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Spoiler: it's Riker.
(DIR) Post #ATc9XEhQhA0hUZMTw0 by secant2@mastodon.inferiorlattice.com
2023-03-14T18:19:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts you can say I talked on the phone with Orson Scott Card once because that did actually happen and seems like a ringing endorsement of my literary critiquing abilities.
(DIR) Post #ATcAXVyyXNBT34GVpA by mmeadway@mstdn.social
2023-03-14T18:30:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂 Perfect!
(DIR) Post #ATcAhhaMFj11vjbmCG by Krolowa@geekdom.social
2023-03-14T18:32:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Nominating this at the next RWA awards ❤️
(DIR) Post #ATcAktAJefpgiIwm5w by breitensteinart@mastodon.art
2023-03-14T18:33:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts — Wait, dontcha you mean the disgraced Tour de France winner?
(DIR) Post #ATcAstx2cJWTT3Ygu8 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-14T18:34:40Z
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@Krolowa I assume that stands for Really good Writer Award, and I will humbly accept.
(DIR) Post #ATcBDGQmkPAoylBGTY by driusan@mas.to
2023-03-14T18:38:20Z
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One small step for @lowqualityfacts , one giant leap for mankind.
(DIR) Post #ATcBrE0v9arv488bC4 by Krolowa@geekdom.social
2023-03-14T18:45:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts totally the REALLY good WRITER AWARD and not the Romance Writers of America award.
(DIR) Post #ATcCREbyPQirLOdhpI by the_Effekt@universeodon.com
2023-03-14T18:52:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣 🤣 🤣
(DIR) Post #ATcDLWDs7N8mBICjnE by brianstorms@mastodon.social
2023-03-14T19:02:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Reminds me of a poem I wrote in college, about overhearing a nearby pseudo-literary couple's conversation... poem ended something like this:"Read Yeats, read Keats they'd of course read them both.But I squirmed in my chairwhen their talk turned to Goethe."
(DIR) Post #ATcDvv5P9aRBicbLRg by pergus@mastodon.nu
2023-03-14T19:08:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts You got talent 🤣
(DIR) Post #ATcESoNf6ba0ThpDUG by casserolefood@mas.to
2023-03-14T19:14:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts I told you about this date in PRIVATE. Not cool.
(DIR) Post #ATcExhLPJgdTdGUxLE by jorsh@lor.sh
2023-03-14T19:20:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts I love it.
(DIR) Post #ATcEz2KukoYh1luEb2 by jorsh@lor.sh
2023-03-14T19:20:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Still a better love story than Twilight.
(DIR) Post #ATcFUIIRSs6fVJecnw by ConstanzeScheib@literatur.social
2023-03-14T19:26:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts I honestly want to read more! 😁
(DIR) Post #ATcGBGW1xfsWQuV5qC by suryo@fediscience.org
2023-03-14T19:33:52Z
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@lowqualityfactsThis is a masterpiece.@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ATcGEGGBMtieVcW3xg by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-14T19:34:33Z
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@suryo Thank you, I suspected it might be.
(DIR) Post #ATcGbq54LzWaGWYpcG by 0x575446@mastodon.social
2023-03-14T19:38:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wasn't Phil Collins crewing the command module?
(DIR) Post #ATcGol6ABnL8ZsEW1o by filmfreak75@mastodon.cloud
2023-03-14T19:41:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts horror romance: a date once took me to Jack in the Box DRIVE THRU and then to a park and took out two cans of WARM Sprite from his trunk so we could eat over looking i can’t remember what #TrueStory
(DIR) Post #ATcGvMibES6czWMUDo by ChamomileHangover@beige.party
2023-03-14T19:42:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts send me the gofundme link and I’ll donate a zillion dollars
(DIR) Post #ATcH5g4g7aRvv2bdqq by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-14T19:44:12Z
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@ChamomileHangover I'm waiting for the hype to die down a bit first so I don't break the internet.
(DIR) Post #ATcHgX9IGkqex3L5ma by tjg@disabled.social
2023-03-14T19:50:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts That made me laugh. I don't laugh much.
(DIR) Post #ATcHjYLUHCiLX1TyFc by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-14T19:51:21Z
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@tjg My only goal in life is to make you laugh more Tim.
(DIR) Post #ATcLKFJ4KFep3nXUsC by MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
2023-03-14T20:31:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Somebody would bill this as "enemies to lovers."
(DIR) Post #ATcLyerOjkXptfrmfA by imtheq@realsocial.life
2023-03-14T20:38:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts More! More!
(DIR) Post #ATcM8tG83b2TRyJUES by morb_au@bne.social
2023-03-14T20:40:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dude, that was Neil Armstrong. Louis Armstrong was the cyclist.
(DIR) Post #ATcMnMXabkoFqgmMHg by KimberlyABettes@universeodon.com
2023-03-14T20:48:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Nailed it.
(DIR) Post #ATcOETodleJ6BWFUQK by TheodoraMorpeth@cupoftea.social
2023-03-14T21:04:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts my kind of romantic novel - go for it!
(DIR) Post #ATcOS5qFhP5PsvUh72 by stevegayner@mastodon.world
2023-03-14T21:06:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts This has potential. Not necessarily upside potential, but potential none-the-less.
(DIR) Post #ATcR0gi5KW9Lz4IW2q by jamie@masto.ai
2023-03-14T21:35:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Where do I pre-order?
(DIR) Post #ATcTEALodZ9FaPR5lI by billjurgensen@universeodon.com
2023-03-14T22:00:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts same problem with Neil Young.
(DIR) Post #ATcVqcSolJM5goAu1I by paulvg@social.vivaldi.net
2023-03-14T22:29:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts You, Sir, have outdone yourself. :-)
(DIR) Post #ATcWTPCK1EAXq5xBho by Freyja@mstdn.social
2023-03-14T22:36:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts made me laugh! You should definitely finish it 👌
(DIR) Post #ATdC7OvrQLVgq5U58S by gregsdennis@dotnet.social
2023-03-15T06:23:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can't wait!
(DIR) Post #ATev6VOkaXMRhNu7Fo by suryo@fediscience.org
2023-03-16T02:21:58Z
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@lowqualityfactsJust came back to say that this has been on my mind ever since I read it. It truly is a masterpiece.
(DIR) Post #AThV9nRJx6dTBitXXM by simon@toot.supertonerecords.com
2023-03-17T08:15:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Loving your work…
(DIR) Post #AUPYL2TY0oRutW9vFY by mazigazi@mindly.social
2023-04-07T14:18:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts “She liked her men smooth, and her jazz smoother.”A tee shirt was just made somewhere…
(DIR) Post #AUPZ0gTUCYZyp1zKcq by fcdyer@mstdn.party
2023-04-07T14:25:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts I got curious what ChatGPT would do with this, so....
(DIR) Post #AUPZN3AIWGMTZAg5mS by KateOfMind@mastodon.social
2023-04-07T14:29:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Applause!
(DIR) Post #AUPa3erAm0tScw37lw by failedLyndonLaRouchite@mas.to
2023-04-07T14:37:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts my 20 something daughter swears that on a recent 1st date the guy spent 20 minutes talking about how good his credit score was
(DIR) Post #AUPb3w2kiP4y9h662C by LizardSF@universeodon.com
2023-04-07T14:48:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts I could've sworn that Louis Armstrong, first jazz musician on the moon, was an NPC in "Diana, Warrior Princess", but he's not.
(DIR) Post #AUPbgyss5UguG85tFg by phwolfe940@denton.social
2023-04-07T14:55:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think ChatGPT wrote that.
(DIR) Post #AUPcgVjCaYlLmtuXKq by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2023-04-07T15:06:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts In my version Suzy would have actually thrown up.
(DIR) Post #AUPhejzb5AhlDgYT1U by MonarchMommy@mastodon.social
2023-04-07T16:02:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts LOL
(DIR) Post #AUPmMZs6TLqgOACyQ4 by Tireironmonkey@mastodon.world
2023-04-07T16:55:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's so hot 🔥🔥🔥
(DIR) Post #AUPnjlX9NZYnAl1p5M by mkholroyd@me.dm
2023-04-07T17:10:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts You might have to submit it under the name of High Quality Fiction.
(DIR) Post #AUPoROQce4bOFpmIxU by jrdepriest@infosec.exchange
2023-04-07T17:18:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts You've got the making of a "Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest" winner if you take out some of those periods and replace them with semi-colons, ellipses, or more commas.
(DIR) Post #AUQ7j0sKqsKXY0r8hU by bananabob@mastodon.nz
2023-04-07T20:54:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Didn't he cheat at bike racing as well?