Post ATUXfN9jysPPfiKxcW by quincypeck@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #ATUD0ffqEHcS9CfOcK by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-03-10T22:20:47Z
       
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       I knew those trash pandas couldn't be trusted.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #ATUGbiNvPdEn8Hdr8a by paulc@mstdn.social
       2023-03-10T23:01:06Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I bet that’s true for Toronto, the home of the world’s smartest raccoons.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATUHNyETnJTaBQEYoC by infinite_loopy@noc.social
       2023-03-10T23:09:48Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I mean, what with all the OTHER crimes being committed by three raccoons in a trenchcoat, this tracks.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATUJKtE09kgDgwfXPM by peggycollins@socel.net
       2023-03-10T23:31:40Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I have a friend in California who had to childproof all his kitchen cabinets because every night raccoons would come in through the cat door and haul away cat food, potatoes...whatever they could get their little paws on.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATUTHcFrnCvbjWcRRQ by wesdym@mastodon.social
       2023-03-11T01:23:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Why don't they just trap that raccoon? Giving all the other raccoons a bad name.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATUXfN9jysPPfiKxcW by quincypeck@mastodon.social
       2023-03-11T02:12:14Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Fact, can confirm. They wear masks for Hela’s sake!
       
 (DIR) Post #ATUaQSRYLA9PaZFSVM by NinjaDebugger@mastodon.sandwich.net
       2023-03-11T02:43:08Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Definitely bullshit, this implies that the cops ever actually solve a burglary.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUHvstP4dArJYaT4dc by Soldusty@home.social
       2023-04-03T22:04:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I've been misreading it this whole time? I kept thinking the reports said tycoon. Could never figure out why a tycoon would want to steal some poor bastard's snacks and nick-knacks.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUHvt04lp3mGFe1SSm by BigEarl@mindly.social
       2023-04-03T22:04:28Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Well 'natch, they're already wearing masks
       
 (DIR) Post #AUI0Go9kBuv437xNrM by philipbrewer@wandering.shop
       2023-04-03T22:53:31Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts No surprise to me.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJBNFiUNaFhtatscC by Holir_@infosec.exchange
       2023-04-04T12:32:41Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts