Post ATS0eVcdKjXeprucFM by Jvolby@mastodon-belgium.be
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(DIR) Post #ATS07YDqe2njLNbTTU by stux@mstdn.social
2023-03-09T20:46:44Z
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"Yeah, yeah, these servers come with stuxnet 2.0 by default now. It's part of the package, see it as a feature" the salesman said
(DIR) Post #ATS0KxEGytuGfLC30a by stux@mstdn.social
2023-03-09T20:49:08Z
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No, I'm not the salesman :blobcatgiggle: Remember I got fired from my previous job because I couldn't sell :lego_laugh:
(DIR) Post #ATS0awk6YfChn2hxi4 by patrascan@ohai.social
2023-03-09T20:52:09Z
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@stux Stux, as Mastodon's Goodwill Ambassador, you do not need to sell. You need only to shine your light upon others!
(DIR) Post #ATS0eVcdKjXeprucFM by Jvolby@mastodon-belgium.be
2023-03-09T20:52:47Z
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@stux ik had ooit ook zo'n job waar een stukje van het werk 'verkopen' was. Ik had ze aan het begin gezegd dat ik geen verkoper was.
(DIR) Post #ATS0f51Jix5CcYjK52 by katrakikas@mastodon.social
2023-03-09T20:52:51Z
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@stux was it on your job description? 😅
(DIR) Post #ATS0j1u1G1ou6sCSDg by stux@mstdn.social
2023-03-09T20:53:35Z
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@Jvolby Dat! Aangenomen voor technische kennis baan maar ontslag door lack aan verkoop :flan_laugh: Kan wel met zekerheid zeggen dat ik het meest technisch van mijn groep was
(DIR) Post #ATS0tuQxMme68CnH8K by stux@mstdn.social
2023-03-09T20:55:35Z
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@katrakikas Ish! It was a tech support job :ablobwink: but sales was waay more important
(DIR) Post #ATS0vTUsUIPzASNHDE by oguzhanaydin@mastodon.social
2023-03-09T20:55:50Z
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@stux +Stux: "How can I help you?"-Customer: "Hi, I want to buy something."+Stux: "Oh, what is your needs?"-Customer: blablablabla+Stux: "Oh, then I don't recommend you to buy this in here, it is overpriced in here and its quality isn't good. Check X instead of us it is better."-Customer: "Thank you Stux. You are the best. Have a nice day."Boss to Stux: "%@%@&#&# You are fired. @$#%#%##$%"
(DIR) Post #ATS12X0XpiPG5DYEk4 by stux@mstdn.social
2023-03-09T20:57:08Z
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@oguzhanaydin Shit :catblush: you are spot on!I cannot sell stuff to people that they don't needddit feels like scamming
(DIR) Post #ATS1BBO9a9lzdeiexM by Jvolby@mastodon-belgium.be
2023-03-09T20:58:43Z
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@stux ja, ik mocht technische oplossingen bedenken, offertes opmaken en die moest ik dan natuurlijk verkocht krijgen. Toen het budget niet meer vanzelf gehaald werd, waren ze opeens teleurgesteld.Zoveel jaren later hoor ik hoe ze met mijn ex-collega's omspringen en kan ik alleen maar blij zijn dat ik er toen weggegaan ben.
(DIR) Post #ATS1MGbMXZXgzZBPQO by oguzhanaydin@mastodon.social
2023-03-09T21:00:37Z
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@stux I feel you :blobcat: I'm the same
(DIR) Post #ATS1RGGrCJKvPjyPVA by gabriel@mk.gabe.rocks
2023-03-09T21:01:45.004Z
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@stux@mstdn.social being called into his boss' office.
(DIR) Post #ATS1ULCXK6MxZeQ9mi by BryceWray@mastodon.social
2023-03-09T21:02:07Z
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@stux When Dan Rather was still working in the news department of a local radio station and barely making a living wage, he considered an offer to sell insurance and make far more money. He talked this over with a friend, also a local journalist, who set him straight by pointing out that, because of Rather’s journalistic instincts, “the first thing you’d do is explain the problems with the policy. There’s no room in the sales world for [someone] who gives both sides of the product.”
(DIR) Post #ATS1Ytb5NjZ9PS4kCW by wildgoose@nicecrew.digital
2023-03-09T21:02:48.431336Z
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i love that movie
(DIR) Post #ATS1xiKeOzrli9Dqka by alex_02@infosec.exchange
2023-03-09T21:07:30Z
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@stux @oguzhanaydin I"ve done this with retail. I don't get paid enough to sell garbage.
(DIR) Post #ATS2BP2EwcbHuu8dQO by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
2023-03-09T21:07:08.477459Z
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@stux @oguzhanaydin Well it is
(DIR) Post #ATS2TsrYmgzTddxHsm by pendragon@techhub.social
2023-03-09T21:13:11Z
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@stux @oguzhanaydin I work in retail food service and I only upsell things I actually like. I can't fake enthusiasm about products if I don't have experience with them.
(DIR) Post #ATS36lqsmi1TBjBI3c by esetrapi@todon.eu
2023-03-09T21:20:19Z
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@stux I feel you! I never got actually fired but my boss has learnt not to let me talk to any customer before a sale is closed.
(DIR) Post #ATS9KJYzMD31EQeWsC by n3wjack@mastodon.social
2023-03-09T22:21:32Z
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@gabriel @stux @oguzhanaydin damn, now I want to see how that ends. He gets a pencil shoved somewhere it doesn't belong right? Right?
(DIR) Post #ATS9OVL9VsT2uoB9P6 by gabriel@mk.gabe.rocks
2023-03-09T22:30:53.357Z
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@n3wjack@mastodon.social I cut off the ending because @stux@mstdn.social doesn't strike me as violent.
(DIR) Post #ATU5FMfiMTW9vM6Qwy by Jvolby@mastodon-belgium.be
2023-03-10T20:53:44Z
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@stux een paar stukjes die ik schreef toen ik er net weg was. Alle gelijkenissen met de werkelijkheid zijn puur toeval. (Ahum)https://phileasfoggy.wordpress.com/2015/03/14/peanuts/