Post ATPSwcnvaEufZ7k3fc by begamit@sovereign.lgbt
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(DIR) Post #ATPSqNUNc2KOKQcTyK by begamit@sovereign.lgbt
2023-03-08T15:19:41Z
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i dunno about yall...but i find myself in a pod of friends who are strange and unusual. the stranger and more unusual (unusualer?), the better.got no time for L7 weenies.
(DIR) Post #ATPSqO7NH3WIHMrcki by Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social
2023-03-08T15:20:34Z
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@begamit "strange" is just another word for "fascinating".
(DIR) Post #ATPSqP8TURzhR4O16e by begamit@sovereign.lgbt
2023-03-08T15:22:21Z
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@Mrfunkedude indeed. which is why i'm attracted to the strange and unusual.
(DIR) Post #ATPSqQ14DTfAANvcCO by That_One_Guy@mastodon.world
2023-03-08T15:24:39Z
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@begamitI too enjoy the strange or fascinating things that come up here. @Mrfunkedude
(DIR) Post #ATPSwcnvaEufZ7k3fc by begamit@sovereign.lgbt
2023-03-08T15:25:46Z
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@That_One_Guy @Mrfunkedude it's the only reason i visit masto. i'm here for the weirdos, freaks, and geeks.
(DIR) Post #ATPT5TKUBEZImnBnV2 by That_One_Guy@mastodon.world
2023-03-08T15:27:24Z
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@begamitI prefer reprobate but I'm not big on titles either. @Mrfunkedude
(DIR) Post #ATPTe1yxqdgc6cbMye by begamit@sovereign.lgbt
2023-03-08T15:31:58Z
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@That_One_Guy @Mrfunkedude this is how in now picture you.
(DIR) Post #ATPUAX1Rydx7dqGJ6W by That_One_Guy@mastodon.world
2023-03-08T15:39:31Z
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@begamitI have an even better story about a VP of our company having a penis pump delivered to our old plant, a satellite location, to avoid it showing up at the main office. The only problem is he never said he had a personal package coming and we opened it and saw it.My boss called to inform him and he asked if anyone saw it, my boss said no, but the VP could hear me laughing and shouting "dick pump" in the background. @Mrfunkedude
(DIR) Post #ATPUTg1qiQZB4oZt1U by begamit@sovereign.lgbt
2023-03-08T15:42:56Z
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@That_One_Guy @Mrfunkedudei mean, ngl, that's kind of a horny story. =D
(DIR) Post #ATPUmV1rpuzYSoYsZU by That_One_Guy@mastodon.world
2023-03-08T15:46:23Z
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@begamitTake it anyway you enjoy it. 👍🙂For 20 year old me it was hilarious. Probably because Austin Powers had just come out. We all held it saying, "It's not mine!".@Mrfunkedude
(DIR) Post #ATPV6Nd13ujxInPwWG by begamit@sovereign.lgbt
2023-03-08T15:49:57Z
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@That_One_Guy @Mrfunkedude lmao. i mean, it is a good story. i have a similar story in my life about a double sided silicon dildo.
(DIR) Post #ATPVIoGfqHz1OltUEi by That_One_Guy@mastodon.world
2023-03-08T15:52:13Z
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@begamitI can only imagine! 🤪😆😂🤣@Mrfunkedude
(DIR) Post #ATPVT7bgnNTaGzdnCy by begamit@sovereign.lgbt
2023-03-08T15:54:03Z
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@That_One_Guy @Mrfunkedude we carefully opened the box, put chocolate on both tips, seal the box up, and left it be.we never heard a thing about it. but we knew... oh we knew.
(DIR) Post #ATPW6T9ibwuKOpJuMq by That_One_Guy@mastodon.world
2023-03-08T16:01:11Z
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@begamitOh I love a good prank! And dirty no less! 👍🤣@Mrfunkedude