Post ATOAfcQZjoxj8pbHSi by imhelendt@mastodon.online
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(DIR) Post #ASXr7zFBadNIM6STWC by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-02-10T18:42:20Z
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*first day as a doctor*Patient: I accidentally ate a ton of wasabi because I thought it was avocado.Me, scribbling down notes: Patient loves avocado. Avocado lied to her. Was actually wasabi. Betrayed. Patient has broken heart. Will die soon. So sad :(
(DIR) Post #ASXrnc4S8ZNGeEHqca by Eamon1916@mastodon.ie
2023-02-10T18:49:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts relatedly
(DIR) Post #ASXsqhby5si4ee05Ym by bboy46012@mstdn.social
2023-02-10T19:01:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts LoL 😆
(DIR) Post #ASXxbAGyGOu6gRac2S by mdonkin@mastodon.me.uk
2023-02-10T19:54:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wait. I think they caught that moment on camera: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkhTeMtm3XI
(DIR) Post #ASY21RTLL1sFNBA6i0 by facilitation@mastodon.social
2023-02-10T20:44:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts I almost did this at a client dinner years ago... fortunately my lovely client quickly said "do you think that is avocado?" I also once took a huge scoop of avocado at my in laws Xmas dinner to discover it was mashed Brussel Sprouts....
(DIR) Post #ASY4QGHgGw4Dozfa3k by josh@barelysocial.org
2023-02-10T21:11:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wasn't this a scene in Cars 2?
(DIR) Post #AScnxnCIKN4w9bFBuC by dangjome579@mindly.social
2023-02-13T04:00:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts what a sussbag, should learn love the burn and learn to love both lol
(DIR) Post #ATOAfcQZjoxj8pbHSi by imhelendt@mastodon.online
2023-03-08T00:26:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts went out to sushi with my college roommate and she asked me if the wasabi was avocado and I said yes. She only needed that one bite to determine that I was a dirty liar. 🤷🏻♀️
(DIR) Post #ATOAxuSZQwMSHPFt0i by gneilyo@mastodon.online
2023-03-08T00:29:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts The first time I bought to-go sushi from a grocery store I mistook the dollop of wasabi for avocado and of course ate it in one bite. It elicited many feelings but heartbroken was not one of them
(DIR) Post #ATOBiKnJr111HB65uy by MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
2023-03-08T00:38:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Holy crap! Well, good to know that she has recovered.https://www.livescience.com/wasabi-triggers-broken-heart-syndrome.html
(DIR) Post #ATOD8CPFlOs4kBjnmK by yourlocalfurry@mstdn.social
2023-03-08T00:53:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oh those sympathetic first days
(DIR) Post #ATOKCahS59JCvVI7fs by marchmadness@mastodon.world
2023-03-08T02:13:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts April fool day, avocado(wasabi) toast it is. Thanks for the idea guys!!!
(DIR) Post #ATP0xVJA8svttCyymm by sammy@dice.camp
2023-03-08T10:12:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts she'll be pleased to know it also probably wasn't wasabi it was green horseradish.