Post ATNfhf2HukpfENjYcy by SplatterDaddy@kolektiva.social
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 (DIR) Post #ATNbHeik43E0uJw4dU by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-03-07T17:49:38Z
       
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       It's true.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #ATNbRodC4X7cXYBXSC by elliott@earthstream.social
       2023-03-07T17:51:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts So now, everyone who sees this is trying to prove this false. 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #ATNbxYQppuaTZ7XSPw by ashtaroth@mas.to
       2023-03-07T17:57:21Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts it is true (i am a lizard)
       
 (DIR) Post #ATNd7jC0mYhFn21J68 by he@aus.social
       2023-03-07T18:10:22Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts it is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
       
 (DIR) Post #ATNfhf2HukpfENjYcy by SplatterDaddy@kolektiva.social
       2023-03-07T18:39:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I just passed out trying to blink while I was breathing.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATOMifdTSx1zPSr5Tk by gregsdennis@dotnet.social
       2023-03-08T02:41:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts inhales, acutely aware of whether my eyes are open, while knowing full well this is dumb.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATONAUu6xYIuEauEOu by slyme@mstdn.social
       2023-03-08T02:46:20Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts You did this just to get me to breathe and blink manually
       
 (DIR) Post #ATOQIUrrHJKSIiMGnI by sadtaco@mstdn.social
       2023-03-08T03:21:24Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Stop trying to kill everyone by either making them blink a lot or have eggs explode in their microwaves.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUA3QUAc6BcXYdzSng by Gigi_QueenOfNuttin@home.social
       2023-03-31T02:51:15Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I'm trying to do this lmao
       
 (DIR) Post #AUA4Vg2rTWmfn0P66S by NaraMoore@toot.community
       2023-03-31T03:01:46Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I learn such fascinating things listening to you. I def want to continue breathing. And if blinking keeps you from breathing, I will stop blinking - ever!
       
 (DIR) Post #AUAoh6o2ukw1rdrZGi by itsJamesD@ohai.social
       2023-03-31T11:40:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this is a low quality fact
       
 (DIR) Post #AUAw6KXVgtGvNN6OOm by actualeyes@mstdn.social
       2023-03-31T13:03:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this deserves a warning. I passed out attempting this. I could have died.