Post ATNGmLlEVa9u2ntavA by Neverfadingwood@lingo.lol
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 (DIR) Post #ATNFnxbXBzmVkWYz0S by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-03-07T13:49:07Z
       
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       What a waste.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #ATNFuItWwsgrW90P7Q by aaronesilvers@jawns.club
       2023-03-07T13:50:15Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Shakira's hips, powered by ChatGPT, lie indiscriminately.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATNGbuHlo19fw48Qfg by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
       2023-03-07T13:58:04Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I’m just mad that we still don’t know.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATNGmLlEVa9u2ntavA by Neverfadingwood@lingo.lol
       2023-03-07T14:00:02Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I have no idea what you're talking about, so I guess this is a particularly low quality fact? You've nearly persuaded me to sign up. 😊
       
 (DIR) Post #ATNHZnR2P9lg421l6u by arbux@mastodon.au
       2023-03-07T14:08:57Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Notwithstanding the implied tagline “what a waist”, I am sure of the veracity of this statement. Any funded review would have come up with an answer approximating: “Initial findings on the direct assertion are inconclusive, but show incremental advertising click through/ revenue generation. Recommend provision of further funding to review of effects on wider populace of subject’s hips and benchmark in relation to other hips, with a view to determining if subject’s hips’ truthfulness has impact on revenue/sales.”Sadly autocorrect intervened in the actual funding request once again and the researcher is now knee-deep in sub-Saharan Africa, benchmarking hippos and their respective truth.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATNKADKXnuJSi5U0q8 by Earthtoerika@writing.exchange
       2023-03-07T14:37:57Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I agree, the whole thing makes no senseif hips don't lie, AND one who likes big butts cannot lie... then how the heck can THE CAKE be a lie?
       
 (DIR) Post #ATNWQQvQE2PoxOEUWO by Condorito@mindly.social
       2023-03-07T16:55:21Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Sounds more like a job for NIST
       
 (DIR) Post #AU9diiW3lT0ClpvdvE by filmfreak75@mastodon.cloud
       2023-03-30T22:03:11Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts they lie, we all know it
       
 (DIR) Post #AU9fOkZyaGc1HnMqVk by EndlessMason@hachyderm.io
       2023-03-30T22:22:02Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this study would have been doable if there was a second set of hips that did the opposite
       
 (DIR) Post #AU9kjfBwJHEAQcur1E by tinchocongruent@mstdn.social
       2023-03-30T23:21:50Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I am reminded of Lawrence Miles' joke that while Shakira's hips might not lie, that doesn't mean their testimony is admissible in court.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUBChctK1L4OH46uHI by vermicelli@mastodon.scot
       2023-03-31T16:09:55Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts "My left hip cannot lie, but my right hip cannot tell the truth" - Shakira
       
 (DIR) Post #AUGNbrp1fMYg86MC6i by mkholroyd@me.dm
       2023-04-03T04:05:40Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Now, given the scenario of two doors - one leads to freedom and the other to death - and each is guarded by a manifestation of Shakira's hips - one that always tells the truth and another that always lies, what question would you ask of which manifestation, in order to gain your freedom?Stupid answers only ('cause this is a stupid scenario 🤣 )