Post ATGa6j380Sn3xOmAb2 by pandapoo@home.social
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(DIR) Post #ATGa6hOg9MqApeqLuS by pandapoo@home.social
2023-03-04T08:12:18Z
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The boss is going away for the weekend. I’ve got the kids to myself (Josh, 8 months, and Audrey 4.5 years). 👧👶What could possibly go wrong? 🤷♂️
(DIR) Post #ATGa6hzXwIKag05nNI by JRP69@mstdn.social
2023-03-04T08:33:38Z
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@pandapoo good to read you’ve got this sorted 🤣I remember the days well. You will certainly sleep well later 😀
(DIR) Post #ATGa6j380Sn3xOmAb2 by pandapoo@home.social
2023-03-04T08:16:39Z
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Parenting update: Josh has already kicked my mug of coffee into my face. The white bedsheets (and me) are now covered in black coffee. 👍👶
(DIR) Post #ATGbCW0zTtQhDt6JHs by pandapoo@home.social
2023-03-04T08:45:53Z
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@JRP69 hahaha, oh no, they love waking up in the night too - don’t worry. 🤣
(DIR) Post #ATGbRmTkYEWyd1pdS4 by JRP69@mstdn.social
2023-03-04T08:48:40Z
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@pandapoo maybe put themOut in the garden & then booby trap the house like Home Alone if they try to get back in.
(DIR) Post #ATGc9peq5r77EH1YOW by pandapoo@home.social
2023-03-04T08:56:03Z
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@JRP69 🤣
(DIR) Post #ATGcPZjX4En2TSj5DE by JRP69@mstdn.social
2023-03-04T08:59:29Z
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@pandapoo 🤣🤣
(DIR) Post #ATH3Rs7SNTJYq3EhbU by pandapoo@home.social
2023-03-04T08:41:11Z
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Parenting update: Josh has used this time to pull out big fistfuls of my chest hair (OUCH) and been sick down my arm & over the bed. Audrey is watching her iPad (thank God for iPads). 👶🤮👧📺
(DIR) Post #ATH3RslVyXMCqHyh2e by pandapoo@home.social
2023-03-04T08:44:08Z
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Parenting update: Spoke too soon, Audrey’s Screen Time allowance is already up. She’s hit Josh in the head with the iPad whilst gesturing with it and she is now crying about it. Mum has been gone for under an hour. 👶👧😭
(DIR) Post #ATH3RtVFEVw987NDJw by pandapoo@home.social
2023-03-04T11:20:46Z
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Parenting update: Kids fed and watered, Josh has fallen asleep on me (success), now for the real challenge – get him into his cot without waking him. 😬
(DIR) Post #ATH3RuQfmzsG0EF4pk by pandapoo@home.social
2023-03-04T13:42:46Z
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Parenting update: I have been peed on by Josh during a routine nappy change. Entirely unprovoked. 👶💦In contrast Audrey has made a pasta salad for lunch. 🥗👧
(DIR) Post #ATH3RuyLlmoRgfzyKG by JRP69@mstdn.social
2023-03-04T14:02:22Z
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@pandapoo I’m continuing to be extremely impressed with your parenting skills George. When are you taking an afternoon nap whilst they play with the oven & knife drawer ?
(DIR) Post #ATH4Q0BFXFSdDNgN5k by pandapoo@home.social
2023-03-04T14:13:17Z
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@JRP69 as soon as they’re finished removing the asbestos roof from the garage I recon. 😄
(DIR) Post #ATH4c4ODiAHhkDVI9o by JRP69@mstdn.social
2023-03-04T14:15:29Z
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@pandapoo 🤣🤣🤣 👏🏻👏🏻
(DIR) Post #ATJaNBRUxItHFo6PJo by pandapoo@home.social
2023-03-05T19:16:04Z
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Parenting update: The Boss is home! 🥳The kids are alive and it only looks like a very small bomb has gone off in the house. 👌Josh has been sick on @CatH to celebrate her return. All is right with the world. 😇And so concludes this weekend’s parenting adventure. Thanks for following along! 😘
(DIR) Post #ATJaNCCe80bXc2A3o8 by JRP69@mstdn.social
2023-03-05T19:20:45Z
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@pandapoo @CatH It’s been beautiful following your journey & growth pal. Sit back , take that breather & feel proud of your gold medal achievements 😃
(DIR) Post #ATMwK6sEGbaggHQObg by pandapoo@home.social
2023-03-07T10:10:50Z
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@JRP69 @CatH Thanks for all of your support James, couldn’t have done it without you. 😇
(DIR) Post #ATMy0Hr9vJYkrNbFAm by JRP69@mstdn.social
2023-03-07T10:29:40Z
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@pandapoo @CatH 🤣🤣🤣