Post ATFEUNdUsdniLRhYcC by yasoo@social.spiegelslust.xyz
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(DIR) Post #ATF2tm5fth8JykDwtE by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-03T14:46:50Z
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Yesterday I was at my local Starbucks explaining NFTs to random customers (as I do every Thursday) and someone said NFTs are dumb. I took out my phone and showed them a picture of a cartoon squirrel. I said "Oh yeah? I spent $4,000 on this bad boy. What if I sell it for more? How dumb will NFTs be then?" Everyone stood up and clapped. The manager said I get free Frappuccinos for life.
(DIR) Post #ATF33YlSIYd1XoQs9A by Lazarou@mastodon.social
2023-03-03T14:48:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts (I love how together, we KILLED NFTs......feels like a genuine achievement)
(DIR) Post #ATF36REKlbUd2vJRs8 by ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org
2023-03-03T14:49:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂
(DIR) Post #ATF3F6ng5tqCI2yl16 by Pierrette@mastodon.uno
2023-03-03T14:50:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts ☹️🤦🏻♀️
(DIR) Post #ATF3HYkP9rXRXucI1A by donw@mastodon.coffee
2023-03-03T14:51:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fake! If this is real you would have minted an NFT to commemorate the occasion and the secret billionaire who dresses like a hobo and hangs out there would have bought it for $1M
(DIR) Post #ATF3Tnx4SFeeAzNcdU by UrsaAshBear@mas.to
2023-03-03T14:53:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts I screencapped your squirrel for zero dollars.
(DIR) Post #ATF3TsFeT6tVVm6W9Y by sadtaco@mstdn.social
2023-03-03T14:53:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts Venti frappuccinos or only the smallest size? Also do you get as much whipped cream as you want?
(DIR) Post #ATF3Zv3uvnKHxyUwQS by MartinNutbeem@mastodon.me.uk
2023-03-03T14:54:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Tip: You should get in quick on Blobchain. It's like blockchain, but [throws glitter in air] blobby.
(DIR) Post #ATF4Iij3e1HOjk6Vay by Taubeaufdemdach@troet.cafe
2023-03-03T15:02:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Nomen est Omen
(DIR) Post #ATF4USXtcwus1wTsGm by adnan@1210.nl
2023-03-03T15:04:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts is this a NFT joke or a joke about squirrel art?
(DIR) Post #ATF4XqJHjE0UbRGAeO by MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
2023-03-03T15:05:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts I believe you more than that time Ted Cruz said flight crews wanted to hug him.
(DIR) Post #ATF4fQQHrMsEdG9Ooi by mahaska@kolektiva.social
2023-03-03T15:06:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts sorry but what does NTF mean?
(DIR) Post #ATF54fo9nOrZaUM3nc by That_One_Guy@mastodon.world
2023-03-03T15:11:14Z
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@lowqualityfactsThis video explains NFTs in a fun way.https://youtu.be/mrNOYudaMAcI think NFTs and crypto are a dumb investment but that's just my opinion.
(DIR) Post #ATF5Cdx6ZxXy9ILBKa by todwest@mastodon.social
2023-03-03T15:12:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts He was this big guy in tears, right? I know this guy personally.
(DIR) Post #ATF5IS2tlC5QxVotLE by Devils_Rancher@octodon.social
2023-03-03T15:13:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yeah! What if?
(DIR) Post #ATF6dSmYJkGjHIl0wi by LicensedToKilt@dmv.community
2023-03-03T15:28:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts And the name of that squirrel?Albert Einstein.
(DIR) Post #ATF6e3yC3QZ6c7UKjA by glaroc@dragonscave.space
2023-03-03T15:28:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts They are completely pointless to me though, as I can't see pictures, so to me NFT's are worth absolutely nothing.
(DIR) Post #ATF6rmaBUq0ek5nfxA by Artemis@techhub.social
2023-03-03T15:31:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂😂😂
(DIR) Post #ATF7diICkXXPKyFHXs by NatureMC@mastodon.online
2023-03-03T15:39:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣
(DIR) Post #ATF8eWYpxAaZCByY5o by DJDarren@mendeddrum.org
2023-03-03T15:51:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts 👏🏼👏🏽👏🏻👏🏿👏🏿👏🏽👏🏼👏🏾👏🏻
(DIR) Post #ATF8uuAVwqp32yPTEm by bassplayer@mas.to
2023-03-03T15:54:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts We looked at creating NFTs for my wife's art. Getting a cut of all successive sales seemed interesting. Ultimately we decided against. The gas fees for eth were too damn high at the time and several prominent NFT markets were hacked. Also I'm not a fan of proof of stake which is where eth is goingI still own BTC. Recently the NY Fed published a report that said BTC outperformed the S&P 500 and gold. Be careful out there. Make good decisions.
(DIR) Post #ATFE0My2nlSlaG0Blo by SplatterDaddy@kolektiva.social
2023-03-03T16:51:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Checkmate, atheists!
(DIR) Post #ATFEUNdUsdniLRhYcC by yasoo@social.spiegelslust.xyz
2023-03-03T16:56:37Z
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@lowqualityfactsWhat a hero
(DIR) Post #ATFGCqXMt664fybN0i by snowballBT@mstdn.social
2023-03-03T17:15:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts I pay you 4 cents for it now.
(DIR) Post #ATFGS7cldm6g0xPYP2 by log@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-03T17:18:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts Mmmm... what if the squirrel wore different hats? Then each differently-hatted squirrel could also be worth $4000!
(DIR) Post #ATFInw9dALnuiiJRh2 by maxleibman@mastodon.social
2023-03-03T17:45:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Remember to add #AltText to your #NFT! #MostMastodonReplyEver
(DIR) Post #ATFgDE81m13yeRahY8 by BuffaloRude@toot.community
2023-03-03T22:07:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts @DemocracyMattersALot [dries eyes]
(DIR) Post #ATFnPCMwq890LhE2aW by walestoot@toot.wales
2023-03-03T23:27:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Of course this really happened. Og course it did.
(DIR) Post #ATHKL4KoGFt9uwp8PA by patrickscoleman@mstdn.social
2023-03-04T17:11:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was there and overheard that conversation! But I couldn’t afford the squirrel NFT, bought a $2k chipmunk and nobody clapped and I didn’t get any free fraps :ablobcatbongocry:
(DIR) Post #AU1VW3xNyNVN3sA4vo by laimis@mstdn.social
2023-03-26T23:53:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts lol I was just about to start arguing....
(DIR) Post #AU1bGQB8BWMt4YW1lw by cozymel@kolektiva.social
2023-03-27T00:58:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts I believe this account should be called HIGH quality facts because there are actually people like this
(DIR) Post #AU2FeveqnFCnovepiy by Soldusty@home.social
2023-03-27T08:30:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts NFT you say?I love owning the receipt to a thing I purchased but will never have in my possession.