Post ATF9s9yUpCEf9d2kaG by bluerootsradio@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #ASRDJGhBsoe6YFce9o by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-02-07T13:47:55Z
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This makes sense.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ASRDMqU5HK4QPtCJY8 by calculsoberic@mstdn.social
2023-02-07T13:48:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts this would be a fantastic t-shirt. I have been jotting down ideas for bizarre/quirky t-shirts recently
(DIR) Post #ASRDRCzdX5jrNw2KDQ by gunken@ohai.social
2023-02-07T13:49:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts lies
(DIR) Post #ASRDTCWAGrqIURCXUe by jabsonik@mstdn.social
2023-02-07T13:49:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yes, this is a mayor rule in the universe.
(DIR) Post #ASRDlrpfP3uZpyDx1U by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-02-07T13:53:05Z
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@calculsoberic I sure hope it becomes one some day!
(DIR) Post #ASRDnoIXVyJDSGehge by calculsoberic@mstdn.social
2023-02-07T13:53:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts thank you!
(DIR) Post #ASREmFORu6RCrfEpc0 by mapache_tico@mastodon.world
2023-02-07T14:04:21Z
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@lowqualityfactsLAW OF PHYSICS1. Matter is neither created nor destroyed, it only transforms2. Matter and energy are two manifestations of the same thingTherefore:Mayonnaise is matter, it has calories and calories are energy, so by law 1 it cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be transformed from matther into energy Now... according to law 2 when I exercise I burn calories and transform those calories into energytherefore: According to Physics....I am made of mayonnaise!
(DIR) Post #ASRF8dfoJP3CXS2INM by BlindMoon38@dragonscave.space
2023-02-07T14:08:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts The important question is, however...is mayonnaise an instrument?
(DIR) Post #ASRH0HOhRveV2hAs9Q by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-02-07T14:29:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts ah yes. The Law of Conservation of Mayonnaise
(DIR) Post #ASRIWoA9GRW3soRVgG by LevelUp@corteximplant.com
2023-02-07T14:46:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Let the mayonnaise flow through you.""Idk about that dude, he has bad mayonnaise!"
(DIR) Post #ASRIeZs4HfRvsJgsPw by LevelUp@corteximplant.com
2023-02-07T14:47:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts @calculsoberic Mayo T-shirt? Hell yeahhhh! Me: "This is my Mayo shirt!" :ablobcattrash:
(DIR) Post #ASRIk7GjXTz4u8ruz2 by calculsoberic@mstdn.social
2023-02-07T14:48:48Z
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@LevelUp I am loving the encouragement! I was considering putting a picture of mayo being converted into molecules on it or something @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ASRJLW5aDlySb6UG3s by amyfou@lingo.lol
2023-02-07T14:55:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts --> Matter can neither be created nor destroyed.--> Mayonnaise is matter.∴ Mayonnaise can neither be created nor destroyed.QED(you're welcome 😎 )
(DIR) Post #ASRMXEvAB2iqgmtXIO by marq@toot.community
2023-02-07T15:31:12Z
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@lowqualityfactsMAYONNAISE ALARM!
(DIR) Post #ASRwdjwHMXQCydod04 by HarryCallahan@mas.to
2023-02-07T22:15:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Maybe, but if you add ketchup and relish, it becomes Thousand Island dressing.
(DIR) Post #ATF9s9yUpCEf9d2kaG by bluerootsradio@mastodon.social
2023-03-03T16:04:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts In other words, it matter-s.
(DIR) Post #ATF9uLm7vD9MKeInBY by catboy@mstdn.social
2023-03-03T16:05:23Z
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@calculsoberic @lowqualityfacts a T-Shirt you could make music with! 🎵
(DIR) Post #ATF9yzVQ98uYiEhW88 by maddad@mastodon.world
2023-03-03T16:06:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts But it does expire...🤮 I learned this from a personal experience 😂
(DIR) Post #ATFA0olz1QIo0KJq8O by szczur@todon.eu
2023-03-03T16:06:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts How so? Explain that to me. If you manage to convince me, I'll donate. Deal?
(DIR) Post #ATFAa6F04HzSJdiOUi by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-03T16:12:55Z
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@szczur One cannot explain the unexplainable. Mayonnaise has always existed and will always continue to exist. Before the universe began, there was only mayonnaise. Trillions of years from now when the last star fades away, only mayonnaise will remain.
(DIR) Post #ATFAe5XebqftJ1LHMW by szczur@todon.eu
2023-03-03T16:13:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts I hate mayonnaise!
(DIR) Post #ATFAgdlGLxRQ0yvNVg by hashfastr@an.exchange
2023-03-03T16:14:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts I fucking destroyed some last night
(DIR) Post #ATFAjoqNbZaXFtpkKu by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-03T16:14:40Z
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@szczur Fortunately, mayonnaise harbors no ill will towards you. Be thankful for that.
(DIR) Post #ATFBXDyQxf0nNs9vdo by christopher@moss.haus
2023-03-03T16:22:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oh shit, I always knew there was something uncomfortably fishy about mayonnaise recipes I've seen online. Maybe a fed psy op?
(DIR) Post #ATFBqhV7P7KoSljZey by Esoteria@social.horrorhub.club
2023-03-03T16:27:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Mayonnaise can be passed down through the genes, concentrating over generations until you become a monarch in England.
(DIR) Post #ATFC84ewYS81D7c800 by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-03-03T16:29:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Which is why Ceasar Salad dressing can't be made, it must be conjured.#DougsWizardServices
(DIR) Post #ATFFOwhfghwDJxcuW0 by captpayne@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-03T17:06:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts the Devil's lubricant
(DIR) Post #ATFeCBfzCoWuqcqqau by boudah@hostux.social
2023-03-03T21:44:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts what is the point of living if you've never endorphine yourself with sunflower oil, dijon mustard, organic egg yolk, and garlic?
(DIR) Post #ATGNtvLrkzY0tgfaOe by steelman@mstdn.io
2023-03-04T06:16:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Winiary Mayonnaise MUST be destroyed.
(DIR) Post #ATHdZ9chIGdDVEcWvY by CatalyzedTransmogrification@stranger.social
2023-03-04T20:46:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts they sell Hellman's Mayonnaise as Best Choice Mayonnaise in Utah because Hell-man's is the devil's mayonnaise.
(DIR) Post #ATKHB5WLRWkDRRqe1o by fmhilton@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-06T03:20:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts merely endured. Forever.