Post AT7jAw9xqAQLqPMOKe by jeff@federated.fun
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(DIR) Post #AT7R4jmv7v9KYtTYqO by e88a691e98d9987c964521dff60025f60700378a4879180dcbbb4a5027850411@mostr.pub
2023-02-27T22:35:50.000Z
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Lots of nasty/trolls/haters coming in, probably purposely trying to make this place less fun.We might need means to share block lists sooner than later…
(DIR) Post #AT7R4kLJ44egHXZ1RQ by 82341f882b6eabcd2ba7f1ef90aad961cf074af15b9ef44a09f9d2a8fbfbe6a2@mostr.pub
2023-02-27T22:39:27.000Z
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I think this is from the mostr bridge to mastodon?
(DIR) Post #AT7R4kojIgBtknKWIq by graf@poa.st
2023-02-27T22:40:00.510440Z
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@82341f882b6eabcd2ba7f1ef90aad961cf074af15b9ef44a09f9d2a8fbfbe6a2 @e88a691e98d9987c964521dff60025f60700378a4879180dcbbb4a5027850411 sup from poa.st on the fediverse, jack. pleroma btw, not mastodon. mastodon is bad software
(DIR) Post #AT7REoixd4LWlbQiwa by matty@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-27T22:41:52.814217Z
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Nostrnigs already trying to figure out block lists. God, you faggots are insufferable. Why don't you just build your own centralized social media site so you can sit there and bitch all day instead of sucking dicks with you butt hole on ActivityPub
(DIR) Post #AT7RLoXygbR6FDd54y by theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe
2023-02-27T22:43:09.392072Z
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@graf mastodon isnt bad softwareits shitware@82341f882b6eabcd2ba7f1ef90aad961cf074af15b9ef44a09f9d2a8fbfbe6a2 @e88a691e98d9987c964521dff60025f60700378a4879180dcbbb4a5027850411
(DIR) Post #AT7RPhDlrjTEgL1qXg by anemone@akko.anemoneya.me
2023-02-27T22:43:51.430972Z
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Please calm down sir
(DIR) Post #AT7RU1TeUnPmfCWJVI by MisterLister@poa.st
2023-02-27T22:44:38.840571Z
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@matty @e88a691e98d9987c964521dff60025f60700378a4879180dcbbb4a5027850411 Why are their @'s so retarded
(DIR) Post #AT7RX7OIxtDjsDUkpE by matty@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-27T22:45:07.012801Z
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I don't know man they just are. I don't know how their user names are calculated - it just seems like it's at random.
(DIR) Post #AT7RXxXJ5fJpbC6g4m by issdeinschnitzel@gleasonator.com
2023-02-27T22:45:20.849008Z
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@82341f882b6eabcd2ba7f1ef90aad961cf074af15b9ef44a09f9d2a8fbfbe6a2 @e88a691e98d9987c964521dff60025f60700378a4879180dcbbb4a5027850411 It's a fediverse bridge. I don't know whether mastodon users are involved, but I doubt it. I think it's mostly Pleroma and Soapbox.
(DIR) Post #AT7RzNwF2HNHIoqaxc by Skringot@poa.st
2023-02-27T22:50:18.916061Z
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@graf @82341f882b6eabcd2ba7f1ef90aad961cf074af15b9ef44a09f9d2a8fbfbe6a2 @e88a691e98d9987c964521dff60025f60700378a4879180dcbbb4a5027850411 Mastodon is shit Jack. Why would you use it? Also,TOTAL NIGGER DEATH
(DIR) Post #AT7S08sIWl98sCMbq4 by Graf@coolsite.win
2023-02-27T22:50:25.562333Z
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Shut the fuck up you dick sucking cunt!This conversation has nothing to do with you. I'm talking to Jack.Just because we individuals and myself included are into lolicon. IT DOES NOT MEAN WE ARE PEDOPHILES!!!Jesus are you going to stalk me every fucking time I talk to someone. Just because I defederated your ass doesn't mean I'm not keeping tab on you ass when you talk to new people about me.Btw Jack you might want to look into how to defederate instances. It will say a lot of faggots calling everyone a pedophile.
(DIR) Post #AT7SRpEHA8LO3HqOKu by shitpisscum@shitpisscum.mooo.com
2023-02-27T22:55:18.447328Z
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@graf @82341f882b6eabcd2ba7f1ef90aad961cf074af15b9ef44a09f9d2a8fbfbe6a2 @e88a691e98d9987c964521dff60025f60700378a4879180dcbbb4a5027850411 Hello from the ShitPissCum Social Network :bob:
(DIR) Post #AT7SdeacXukmWqw5Qm by pwm@crlf.ninja
2023-02-27T22:57:06.207249Z
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@matty @e88a691e98d9987c964521dff60025f60700378a4879180dcbbb4a5027850411 @MisterLister in fact the result of a hash function IS a random number, meant to be difficult to guess if you do not know the input
(DIR) Post #AT7SfmPsPwajNkvN0i by gabriel@mk.gabe.rocks
2023-02-27T22:57:58.095Z
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@82341f882b6eabcd2ba7f1ef90aad961cf074af15b9ef44a09f9d2a8fbfbe6a2@mostr.pub Hello from #Misskey 👋
(DIR) Post #AT7SsCO3gWepP5zn4y by dcc@annihilation.social
2023-02-27T22:59:48.344829Z
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@gabriel @82341f882b6eabcd2ba7f1ef90aad961cf074af15b9ef44a09f9d2a8fbfbe6a2 hi from based roma
(DIR) Post #AT7SsoYJmpRXlv5WLY by pwm@crlf.ninja
2023-02-27T23:00:19.040008Z
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@82341f882b6eabcd2ba7f1ef90aad961cf074af15b9ef44a09f9d2a8fbfbe6a2 @e88a691e98d9987c964521dff60025f60700378a4879180dcbbb4a5027850411 I'd like to interject for a moment, what you're referring to as mastodon is in fact fediverse / mastodon, or, as I have recently taken to calling it fediverse PLUS mastodon.Blame Alex Gleason.https://soapbox.pub/blog/mostr-fediverse-nostr-bridge/
(DIR) Post #AT7ULwT1XUL6fe44Vk by Monsignor_DickFace@poa.st
2023-02-27T23:16:47.857424Z
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@pwm @matty @e88a691e98d9987c964521dff60025f60700378a4879180dcbbb4a5027850411 @MisterLister So, how can I call a specific user a retard then?
(DIR) Post #AT7UgdLFqFSdR5IU1g by feld@bikeshed.party
2023-02-27T23:19:52.695432Z
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Why all the Golden Corral hate? Golden Corral is honestly better than a fucking movie.I have a friend named Bruce. Bruce looks to be some kind of honest-to-God pirate at firstglance, and I mean Captain Jack Sparrow's crew pirate, and the ornery, mean old fucking pirateyou'd never, ever want to mess with because he'd bite your God-damned nose off and eat it. He'salso wildly into K-pop, choreographs his own dance routines to it, and in the last year or twohas started just basically eating like a Korean, which apparently means shitloads of vegetablesand cabbage. Anyway, Bruce goes to Golden Corral like 2x a week, which I thought was kind of strangedue to his new health kick, so finally I asked him about it."Dude," he said. "Golden Corral has a shitload of vegetables, and their cabbage is great. Butyou're missing the point. You don't go to Golden Corral just for the food. It's fucking dinner theater."And you know what? He's right. For $12 you can sit and watch some of the most hilarious, downrighthellishly gluttonous behavior you will see outside the Plane of Fat in the Demonic Abyss. I went withhim one time and laughed so hard at some of the shit on display that now I go with him about once amonth, get a big plate of steak and another big plate of salad, stake out a spot where you can seemost of the buffets (and oh for fucking sure the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL) and just observe the kind ofunbelievably self-indulgent (and self-destructive) shit that would make a European or Southeast Asian'sperson head explode off their shoulders in horror and make someone with a "sick sad world" sense ofhumor laugh their ass off.Someone, say, like me.For example, the very first time I went with Bruce I was witness to "the recon." This is a real thing,and what I am about to describe is not an isolated incident, no sirree. Humongously fat people willliterally go scout the buffet. Now, I think we all do this to some extent at a buffet, in the "Hmm,what do they have to eat here?" glance-while-walking-to-the-table sense, but this is done with militaryprecision, people. I've watched with my own eyes three people, all of whom were 300 lbs+, meet brieflyand talk, then split up and go to the buffets, carefully eyeballing each selection, lips moving, fingerspointing, as if cataloging the unearthly delights that await them, then fucking meeting back up in thesame place to discuss what they saw and plan an attack. I'm serious. They were like 10 feet away."Guys it looks like the fried chicken tonight is coming out pretty fast, pretty sure that stuff's goingto be good, but the rotisserie is just kind of hanging out. Pulled pork was kind of crusty but I thinkif we dug down a bit there's good stuff there. There was a bit of a crust on the edge of the brown gravyand someone dropped some fucking broccoli in it but the white gravy's looking fine. Outside of that, hotbar A looks good. And of course the bourbon chicken looks good as always.""Fantastic. Well, the guy cooking the steaks told me they are busting open a new box in about 20 minutes,so we should probably lay off that until then. I noticed there was a lot of bacon in the green beans rightnow so that should probably be one of our first stops. The mac and cheese tonight also looks fuckingdelicious, it's got a nice crust unlike that bullshit last week when it was practically yellow water, so weneed to move on that. It looks like they recently changed out the taco stuff, especially the nacho cheese,it looks brand new, so, take that for what it's worth.""Well I've got bad news guys, from what I could see it looks like tonight's a no chocolate cake night,they only have that fucking one that has those fake cherries on top, and we all know how that fucks things up.">groans all around<"But it's not that big a deal because they just put out rice krispies with chocolate coating and the girlsaid they've got tons of them. They've also got those sugar cookies and some fudge brownies that look allright, and all the other pie shit they usually have.""OK, so green beans, fried chicken, the mac and cheese, the white gravy, those are tonight's superstars.Let's go."I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. I expected a fucking Wonder Twin powers-esque ring bump at this point, but insteadthey just all fled to a plate dispenser and began loading the fuck out of their plates. It really remindsme of nothing so much as when people like, discuss what's going on with their favorite sports teams.Except with food.This is also when I first experienced the phenomenon of the "multiplate."Now, your average person will take a plate to the buffet, fill it with food, and go back to their table andeat. But, you see, that person understands that when they are done eating, if they want more, there will bemore food available at that time. But the multiplater wants to hedge its bets. What if, between that firstand second trip to the buffet, the restaurant suddenly ran completely the fuck out of food? Like, not evenmints by the cash register or gum in the quarter machines? WHAT THEN? Your deliciousness per second(DPS... sorry) will go down!It doesn't bear thinking about. Now it's unlikely, gentlemen, but not impossible, so as we are smartconsumers, we're going to guard against the possibility. So let's each go get three complete plates of foodand come back to the table.Now I'm not talking a meal plate and a salad plate, as I mentioned before I myself do that every time Igo to watch this... whatever the fuck it is, Theater of the Grotesque, I guess. But just imagine for amoment going up to the buffet and getting a plate loaded down with actual fucking rib-sticking food. 3-4chicken wings and legs, a big-ass helping of mac and cheese, some mashed potatoes and gravy, green beans,two corns on the cob, and a yeast roll or two, then taking it back to your table. Time to eat, right?WRONG. DIPSHIT. WHAT IF THEY RUN OUT OF FOOD WHILE YOU ARE EATING YOU GOD-DAMNED NINNY? WHAT ABOUT YOUR DPS?So you just set this completely full plate down and go get another one, and again you just completely fillthe fuck out of it with food. A couple of steaks, a pile of pulled pork, a rice mountain topped with sugarychicken (MOUNT BOURBON), and a couple of smoked sausages with nacho cheese on them, then you take thatback to your table.You now have enough food at your table, JUST ON YOUR PLATES, to feed an entire platoon of ten year-olds whohave been playing all day. Time to sit down and pig the fuck out. WRONG. DIPSHIT. WHAT IF THEY RUN OUT OFFOOD NOW? YOU'VE ONLY GOT LITERALLY TEN OR FIFTEEN THOUSAND CALORIES ON YOUR PLATE, YOU'RE PRACTICALLYGOING TO STARVE TO DEATH. IF YOU DON'T KEEP YOUR DPS UP WE'LL HAVE TO KICK YOU OUT OF THE GUILD DUDE.So again you set your second completely full plate down and go back AGAIN. I dunno what the fuck you get thistime, since you already have basically everything they serve, but on one multiplate I watched a dude walk(?)to the salad bar and create the following salad:1 giant ladle of blue cheese dressing directly onto the plateMultiple giant scoops of shredded cheese on top of thisMultiple giant scoops of those weird ham cube-bits on top of thisMultiple giant scoops of bacon bits on top of thisMultiple giant scoops of boiled egg crumbles on top of thisAn enormous pile of croutonsA giant scoop of mushrooms (I think this "made it healthy" because mushrooms are like a fish or something andfish is negative calorie superfood?)2 giant ladles of blue cheese dressing on topJust think about that for a fucking minute. OK, frankly, it sounds pretty delicious, but holy shit how horriddoes something like that have to be for you? Imagine trying to shit that out a few hours down the line. Butnow you have your third plate, and so now you can at least quiet the yammering fear that you won't get to eateverything in the entire God-damned place before it closes down for the night, and at last you can finallystart to eat.Again, this is not fantasy. I've watched this multiple times. I've seen a woman so fat she had to use a walkerto move sit by herself at a 4-person table and completely cover the surface of it with plates of food beforeshe started eating, and she cleaned every last one of them. It has the same uneasy, somehow alien fascinationof seeing a car wreck, or a really fucked-up porn where the chick is wearing spider prosthetics and hissing allthe fucking time. You're like, am I really supposed to be entertained by this? I kind of feel bad, and sort ofweird, but... I mean, just fucking look at it. It's brutal, unchained nihilism unfettered from any concept ofmoderation or shame or self-preservation and frankly it's kind of fascinating watching someone deliberately say"Fuck any sort of a comfortable life, WHERE IS THE THOUSAND ISLAND CONTAINER?"So what I'm trying to say is, Golden Corral really is cheap dinner theater, and believe it or not you canactually eat there without consuming ten thousand+ calories if you just eat a steak strip or two and some salador potatoes or something.Oh, and did I mention the Chocolate Wonderfall? Well, frankly, if you dare to use that fucking thing I salute you,because it wouldn't surprise me to find a live octopus in it. This is already too long for a dumb post aboutobsessive fatties at Golden Corral, but if I get a chance later I might type up some of the shit I've seenpeople do with that thing.BTW as a disclaimer I'm a 220-lb dude (6'2" though so I don't look too monstrous) who has spent his whole lifelosing and then gaining weight. I know it's extremely tough to do, and it's REALLY tough to keep doing and maintainit, but there's a big difference between "I'm overweight, try my best, run 4 times a week, and occasionallyoverindulge in an entire tub of scoop n' eat cheesecake filling" and sticking your face to the fucking ears intothe Chocolate Wonderfall and sucking like Cygnus X-1 till security gets there with the the bullropes.I hope someone liked reading that as much as I liked writing it.* * * * * * * *OK, so, as promised, the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL.That's right, a non-stop flowing river of chocolate decadence.I have no idea how it's legal to have this thing. At first glance it's like, "Yeah, that's kind of cool, looks tasty,"but then on further reflection you begin to think of terms like "vector" and "transmission" and "patient zero" andstart to reconsider. They don't let restaurants serve food "family style" (big bowls and serving spoons in a commondish on the table) and this seems like family style on steroids. I dunno.Bruce told me about the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL one night on the way to GC. "Dude, they have like this chocolate riverthing now, you'll see.""Is it good?""No, dude. No. Just watch."Now, they have a person who stands in the dessert section who is supposed to, I guess, guard the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL?But they are not always there, and occasionally disappear into the back of the restaurant to do whatever it is thatis done back there. This is as effective as any guard who is randomly gone. But in case user 'goldencorral' is inthis thread, I will say that every gross/unsanitary thing I've seen regarding the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL has takenplace when this person, who I will call Deputy Sweeto, was gone.The way people are actually supposed to engage with the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL: take a piece of something that wouldbe good with chocolate, stick it on a skewer, stick it under the chocolate, you are done. Put it on a plate so itdoesn't drop all over the place, go back to your seat, eat, enjoy, go home. Fifty return trips to the CHOCOLATEWONDERFALL optional, but necessary.So here are some things I've seen people do with the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL. Note that the real threat to theintegrity of the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL is not adults, who although they may do disgusting and unhealthy things to it(such as using, say, actual fucking fudge as the material to be chocolate-covered) most of them are conscientiousenough to not be unsanitary.Oh, but unattended children, they Do. Not. Give. A. Fuck. And believe me, at GC there's going to be some unattendedchildren, because mommy and daddy are trying to get their DPS up people, and paying attention to their preciousliving things might result in someone else getting more of the mac and cheese crust covering by delaying theirsecond multiplate.Chocolate chicken leg: This is what I saw the first time I went there and just before the only time I contemplatedchocolating something up. Just as I was about to get up, I watched a little kid, probably about 6-7 years old,walk up to the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL and stick a fried chicken leg in it.Now, frankly, this is fucking hilarious. Just really think for a minute about seeing this, the little dude juststaggering over to the chocolate and plunging a fried chicken leg into it. There's no question at this point thatlittle bits of fried batter are getting knocked off by the power of the WONDERFALL and merging with the chocolate,and I know there's nothing I'd like better on a strawberry than some soggy, chocolate-infused fried chicken coating.So already Bruce and I are laughing so fucking hard we're practically injuring ourselves, but this gets better.After thoroughly chocolating this chicken leg, the kid yanks it out from under the WONDERFALL, makes no attemptto put a plate under it or anything, and turns and walks away from the thing, trailing the chicken leg at his sidelike a caveman's club.Well, it is dripping chocolate. Not a lot, but some, and no one is paying attention to it, so people are walkingthrough this liquid chocolate and just smearing it all over the place and making a hellish, God-awful mess.Admittedly, it's just around that dessert section, which is tile, but still. Little dude walks back to his table,looks at the chicken leg with some consternation, and then just throws it under the table on the floor.I've seen a dude take a plate of bourbon chicken (which, to the uninitiated, is basically chicken bits in a brownfructose sauce... but okay, it's delicious too), walk over to the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL, and use a spoon tocompletely cover his already-soaked-in-fucking-sugary-solution chicken pieces in milk chocolate. Ol' Deputy Sweetowas there for this one, but didn't say anything because, well, what the guy was doing wasn't unsanitary or harmingthe fountain or anything, it was just, you know, gross beyond belief at the cellular level. As he walked awayDeputy Sweeto caught me staring. We locked eyes across the restaurant, shared a brief look of "What have we seen?Others have not...", and then went about our normal business, strangers connected by a shared glimpse into theMaw of Chicken Madness.Dude took his chocolate bourbon chicken over to the buffet, put a little rice on the side, and went and ate thewhole fucking thing. Frankly I was tempted to go get a chunk or two of bourbon chicken and do the same thing myselfjust to see what the fuck that could possibly taste like and why someone would eat a plate of it, but then Irealized that I will at some point want to look at myself in the mirror and feel proud of my life as a human beingand so I didn't.CHOCOLATE WONDERSPRAY: Occasionally you will get someone who is not satisfied with a single layer of chocolate ontheir treat, and they will stand for a moment and let the chocolate on their tastybit harden a smidge and put somemore chocolate on it. OK so by occasionally I mean "almost everyone does this." I don't consider this horridgluttony unless you're up there for fucking five minutes and walk away with a chocolate baseball on a stick(but yes, I've seen people stand up there and do that for literally five minutes before, I think they are mainlyjust trying to drip as much chocolate as possible onto the plate they hold beneath it, "Whoops, now I guess Ihave to eat all this too, mustn't waste!"). But this little girl takes the cake for that shit. If standing thereand maybe gently blowing on your chocolate-covered tastybit allows more chocolate, then you know what would be better?Blow on it like you're Superman putting out the fucking Towering Inferno, that's what!The little girl dunks her krispie, pulls it out, and proceeds to blow on it like Superman put- you get it. Well,this results in little chocolate drops being blown all over the fucking place. The sheer violence of the blowing isalso denuding her little treat of chocolate, so she sticks it in again and does the same thing, with the same results.So again. And again. At this point the area near her is beginning to resemble something that has seen the touch ofseveral shotgun shells full of chocolate birdshot. At last her mother saw what she was doing and came and got her, andthen, in an unusual and heartening twist, called for Deputy Sweeto and tried to help clean up. Your average mom at GCwould have grabbed her child, looked around anxiously, and then slunk away. So high five, moral and responsible mom!What the fuck are you doing OH NAW DUDE DUDE NAW CHRIST: Short and sweet and horrible. Man gets soup bowl. Man walks toCHOCOLATE WONDERFALL, fills soup bowl 3/4 full. Puts rice krispie on top. Walks back to table, crushes rice krispiewith spoon, begins eating pure liquid chocolate with minor crunchy bits, and I lose faith in the future of the world.* * * * * * * *So. Babies at Golden Corral.First, let's just state that I love babies. They are nature's little Jokers, agents of chaos who just do not give a fuck.About anything. They don't give a fuck about your rules, your controls, your social mores, or your laws. They will shiton the floor like it's nothing. They are gonna do what they want, and when they find something they like to do they aregoing to do it, and they will do it as long as possible and the longer they do it the faster they will do it and the harderthey will laugh. Seriously, they are about the best free entertainment in the world.Literally the funniest thing in the world to me is to be in a crowded public place and have a baby start doing that kind ofcrying where they are just screaming at the top of their fucking lungs with tears running down their faces, occasionallypausing and falling almost completely silent to gulp in another big lungful of air before going back to 180 decibels whilethe parent looks around frantically and begs them to stop. I mean, seriously, that's the funniest shit in the world. Bonuspoints if this happens at Golden Corral and Trailer Park Romeo & Juliet (see below) look at the shrieking, obviouslyinfuriated child, shrug like, "Zis my porblem? Sheeeit izza baby, he's justa cryn," before going back to DPSing as hard aspossible. Holy shit I'm seriously LMAO right now just thinking about it.Now, I am a childless man. There is a really good reason for this, which is that I am a selfish asshole who can't comprehendnot being able to wake up and just do whatever I want all day without being burdened by another living thing's requirements.Shit, I can barely take care of my snapping turtle, who only requires some sort of flesh be tossed in his tank every week or so.But that said, even I understand at the atomic level that when you actually do have a child, that child must take precedenceover absolutely everything else in your entire life including anything you may have wanted. You have to nurture it, guide it,protect it, take care of it, watch over it, and teach it how to be a good person who will contribute to society.Unless you take it to Golden Corral. At this point, a magical alchemy occurs and you no longer have any responsibility foryour baby, and you should just let it run free and learn on its own things like "steam tables are hot" and "a handful ofranch dressing feels funny."You see a lot of kids at Golden Corral, sticking chicken legs in CHOCOLATE WONDERFALLS and things, and you do see a lot ofbabies also. Now when I say baby, I basically mean a being anywhere from womb-age to young enough it can barely walkunassisted and does that terrifying hard-lean-forward baby stagger while you cringe and simultaneously fear/long for theinevitable faceplant. Young enough to still have to stick in a highchair, basically.Quite a few couples with kids you will see at Golden Corral fit the stereotype I think of as "Trailer Park Romeo andJuliet." This means:1 partner very large, usually extremely disheveled, with a wild eye and an aggressive demeanor who speaks very loudlyand has no problem yelling threats of physical violence to either partner or child, like "IMMA FUCKIN BEAT YOU" at fullvolume in the midst of a crowded restaurant. If this partner is the female they will always, always have at least one largefacial mole with multiple black bristles sticking from it.1 partner whisper thin, hellishly passive, instinctively flinching, watery-eyed, with a sick smile and a completelywhipped and beaten-down aura coming off them in discernible waves. If this partner is the male they will always, always besporting a disgusting pubestache with three very prominent hairs longer than the surrounding pubes which have obviouslybeen cultivated with love and pride.People say stereotypes are the language of hate, but they become stereotypes by being repeatedly true over centuries.So anyway, these are the kind of people who will trail 3-4 kids from ages 1-6 into a Wal-mart and turn to the 6 year-oldand say things like, "NOW LITTLE BECKY YOU WATCH YER SISTERS OK" and then walk off to the bathroom and leave them alone,or think nothing of knocking a kid to the floor when the least bit irritated.To put it more plainly, abominable genetic misfit monsters who should never have been allowed to breed and shouldn't beentrusted with the welfare of a human child. Oh, but they have them, and by the bucketload, and then they take them...to Golden Corral.Oh and before I say anything else YES, I know what I am about to describe sucks ass for the server. I'm well aware of this.I tip extremely well when I go to any place like this because I know the poor people working there aren't making dick andare specifically having to deal with shit like this, so rage against that machine somewhere else.If I had a baby, and I took the baby to Golden Corral, I know exactly the steps I would take. Here they are, in order:Put infant in high chair.Go get food when infant is safe.Bring infant back some small piece of appropriate food they can gnaw on, if they are old enough to do so.Occasionally feed infant small safe bits of food off my own plate.Parents, is this reasonable? I hope so. Here is what I would not do:Get infant a plate completely full of nacho cheese sauce and top with some chips.Place on highchair tray in front of infant.Ignore infant as it goes buck fucking "samurai wild" on the incredibly inappropriate thing before it.So, you know how when a baby does something it thinks is amusing, like, say, lightly slaps a stuffed animal and you go,"Ow!" and it laughs? What happens next? Well, the baby is amused, and it wants more amusement, so it will slap the stuffedanimal again. Harder. And faster. If it continues to be amused, it will continue to do this. Harder. And faster. Again.And again. Until it's a little sped-up blur of slapping and hysterical giggling. It's practically a law of nature, youcould probably make an equation for it.(Baby amusement) = (Force of strikes)(Speed of strikes)Something like that. Note that term A only gets bigger if terms B and C constantly increase, and term A must increasebecause FUN FOR THE FUN GOD! So, now, imagine putting a full plate of viscous canned cheddar sauce before a baby.What the fuck do you think is going to happen?Well, you can guess. Baby stuck its hands in the cheese, sucked some cheese off its hands, and eventually came to therealization that by sort of hitting the cheese, it could cause an amusing pattern/feeling/spatter. The baby looked athis own cheese-laden hand, fascinated, and then he laughed.That laugh was the key. The equation had begun. There was no stopping it now. Across the room, I nudged Bruce. "Shit'sabout to get real, bro." He looked up from his mountain of cabbage and roots and other leafy shit and saw where I was looking."Oh fuck yes, they gave it nacho cheese, how God-damned dumb are they? They gave it a whole plate!" This said in the sametones you'd use to say something like, "It is El Dorado, a whole city made of solid gold!" Man I love that guy, he's awesome.Now that first baby cheese-slap was just an experiment. We've all seen it, and you all know exactly what I mean. "What isthis? What does it feel like? How does it respond to my power?" But once baby has figured out that A)cheese isn't fightingback and B)hey that felt funny and C)things around me turn orange! there was no turning back."I am Golden Corral's reckoning. Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on."A second slap landed in the plate of nacho cheese. Significantly harder. Significantly more cheese went flying. Already atthis point Bruce and I are laughing our asses off, because just these two slaps by themselves have made a hellish mess,baby is covered in cheese, cheese is everywhere, mom and dad are DPSing and so don't have time to pay attention to theirprecious child, and you can just see where this is going already. See this in your mind, friends, the child's arm speedingup, harder and faster each time, the child giggling, its arm turning into a little pinwheel of destruction.>SLAP<Cheese flies.>SLAP<Cheese flies.>SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP<FUCKING CHEDDARCAUSTThere's fucking cheese everywhere. The kid looks like they took a nacho shower, there's cheese in his fucking hair, and I'mnot talking an isolated drop of cheese, no sir, I'm talking "Fuck it shave the baby, there's no way we're getting this out"cheese-in-hair. The area on the floor around baby's highchair looks like someone murdered a Taco Bell with a power drill.Mom and dad don't give a fuck. "CURRR-TIS!" mom says, affectionate and exasperated. "Why'd you do that?"Uh, maybe it's because you gave something without the current capacity for rational thought the equivalent of a food WMD,lady, just guessing. So after seeing the ELE-level mess her kid had made, Momma Fats just moves the cratered nacho plate away(which she ended up eating, a common enough fat person justification, "Oh honey do YOU want a giant plate of food you can'tpossibly eat OH I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO FINISH THAT FOR YOU CAN'T WASTE") and handed the kid a fucking chicken nugget.This mess was so awesome that the server for that section literally called over multiple other servers to see it.
(DIR) Post #AT7UqfND8wbidGzpQm by 8a1ee7bcd18e839cb5cb836fc347faf56d110db5d24755c7e237f10ced4e9f56@mostr.pub
2023-02-27T22:40:20.000Z
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Isn't this just the end result of making protocols open to anyone?
(DIR) Post #AT7UqfvF6PpUKov0TY by e9b30713f9c2cd216e96b392ca191f2024f2928d15e6bc6c8fa065aa76bfedf4@mostr.pub
2023-02-27T23:10:26.000Z
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Yes, this is what free speech looks like . You all will censor and block everyone and turn this into Twitter and Mastodon Look what happened to Mastodon herehttps://mastodong.lol/tags/fediblockThis is what you want?
(DIR) Post #AT7UtzQX2bfJhE8OCu by adiz@outerkosm.us
2023-02-27T23:22:23.204Z
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@feld@bikeshed.party What is the character limit on Nostr?
(DIR) Post #AT7Uu01OpX9jXZNpfk by feld@bikeshed.party
2023-02-27T23:22:38.673462Z
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I dunno
(DIR) Post #AT7UvQVZq3aDyeBAvY by Komnene@cawfee.club
2023-02-27T23:23:09.208073Z
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@adiz @feld I don't think there is a set limit
(DIR) Post #AT7V4uzLsomP7GdFyK by alex@gleasonator.com
2023-02-27T23:24:49.570722Z
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@feld @82341f882b6eabcd2ba7f1ef90aad961cf074af15b9ef44a09f9d2a8fbfbe6a2 @e88a691e98d9987c964521dff60025f60700378a4879180dcbbb4a5027850411 Unacceptable.
(DIR) Post #AT7VldMHJ8VutBixLE by Reno@fediverse.lol
2023-02-27T23:32:38Z
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@82341f882b6eabcd2ba7f1ef90aad961cf074af15b9ef44a09f9d2a8fbfbe6a2 Bing Bong
(DIR) Post #AT7Vlio734kXmxmkvA by feld@bikeshed.party
2023-02-27T23:32:16.327206Z
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Yeah I just browsed all the NIPs and the only thing noteworthy is they recommend 80 chars max for subjectNo limits listed at all. Relays would have to refuse to accept messages based on length and I dunno if any involved here do.
(DIR) Post #AT7VssKM3GlNLFHGBE by Komnene@cawfee.club
2023-02-27T23:33:55.901887Z
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@feld @adiz Yeah, because I saw someone say that he'll post the entire bible there
(DIR) Post #AT7gJ7AoTZF0SNxtVA by teknomunk@apogee.polaris-1.work
2023-02-28T01:30:40Z
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It is random, and purposely so. Hash of a public key.That string of letters and numbers is unique to the private/public key that defines their accounts.
(DIR) Post #AT7ipTZ6xUgN4xtBEu by realcaseyrollins@social.teci.world
2023-02-28T01:58:59.925369Z
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What draws you to #nostr? I assumed most liked & joined it because of a lack of censorship
(DIR) Post #AT7j5ino4jmMy9VdS4 by l0ngyap@akm.longyap.name.my
2023-02-28T02:01:56.341690Z
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@82341f882b6eabcd2ba7f1ef90aad961cf074af15b9ef44a09f9d2a8fbfbe6a2 @e88a691e98d9987c964521dff60025f60700378a4879180dcbbb4a5027850411 hello soyjack
(DIR) Post #AT7jAw9xqAQLqPMOKe by jeff@federated.fun
2023-02-28T02:02:42.440345Z
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@82341f882b6eabcd2ba7f1ef90aad961cf074af15b9ef44a09f9d2a8fbfbe6a2 @e88a691e98d9987c964521dff60025f60700378a4879180dcbbb4a5027850411 sup jack
(DIR) Post #AT7jMWzXF0IbGH0iOm by jeff@federated.fun
2023-02-28T02:04:50.298586Z
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@shitpisscum @82341f882b6eabcd2ba7f1ef90aad961cf074af15b9ef44a09f9d2a8fbfbe6a2 @e88a691e98d9987c964521dff60025f60700378a4879180dcbbb4a5027850411 @graf fedi is an adhoc collection of protocols that have been battle hardened over about a decade of full power 4chan shitposter autism wars. nostr has a lot to learn about protocol design.
(DIR) Post #AT7jxJJZ3R3ZYduuA4 by 82341f882b6eabcd2ba7f1ef90aad961cf074af15b9ef44a09f9d2a8fbfbe6a2@mostr.pub
2023-02-28T02:10:58.000Z
3 likes, 2 repeats
🫂
(DIR) Post #AT7kYEW7r0BjOSOl28 by spiritsplice@pieville.net
2023-02-27T23:03:22Z
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@e88a691e98d9987c964521dff60025f60700378a4879180dcbbb4a5027850411 People telling your that you're a faggot arent trolls you dumb nigger.
(DIR) Post #AT7ku4Pu5TjaRFtuJk by lewdthewides@hidamari.apartments
2023-02-28T02:22:05.382173Z
4 likes, 1 repeats
@82341f882b6eabcd2ba7f1ef90aad961cf074af15b9ef44a09f9d2a8fbfbe6a2 @l0ngyap @e88a691e98d9987c964521dff60025f60700378a4879180dcbbb4a5027850411
(DIR) Post #AT7lLno7QzVJ29S1Dc by mk@spinster.xyz
2023-02-28T02:27:13.959908Z
6 likes, 3 repeats
@82341f882b6eabcd2ba7f1ef90aad961cf074af15b9ef44a09f9d2a8fbfbe6a2 @l0ngyap @e88a691e98d9987c964521dff60025f60700378a4879180dcbbb4a5027850411 Wow. @alex finally got Jack on the Fediverse. 🫂
(DIR) Post #AT7lmCvqdzMaUAeo2S by l0ngyap@akm.longyap.name.my
2023-02-28T02:32:01.452780Z
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@mk @alex @82341f882b6eabcd2ba7f1ef90aad961cf074af15b9ef44a09f9d2a8fbfbe6a2 @e88a691e98d9987c964521dff60025f60700378a4879180dcbbb4a5027850411 historical moment
(DIR) Post #AT9OammnbXEba2vfPs by 64ad4a9dfc24b5d0d1ec42c251bf0448b3734e8ec2bcd73aa4b2d5c7e65a1663@mostr.pub
2023-02-28T21:19:46.000Z
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Fact check: True!