Post AT7IvAvIaKCWBtK9cu by Gartenberg@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AT5qctKeG3IUXtiMPg by TedUnderwood@sigmoid.social
2023-02-27T04:16:54Z
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Terribly sad, and I have to say I'm angry that I wasn't informed. Like Bruce Willis in the Sixth Sense, I'm always the last to know.
(DIR) Post #AT5qpzs3G4UcadaVDE by matthewharrison@mastodon.social
2023-02-27T04:19:16Z
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@TedUnderwood i am sorry for your loss
(DIR) Post #AT5qsEjgxdOhGxkHyq by vwbusguy@mastodon.online
2023-02-27T04:19:39Z
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@TedUnderwood I had no idea I wrote these shows.
(DIR) Post #AT5r5ZIfoaAqoeStBQ by Inquiry@mathstodon.xyz
2023-02-27T04:22:04Z
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@TedUnderwood i bing dead people ...
(DIR) Post #AT5rAmZrsSqhRVzgKO by kyrickyoung@sigmoid.social
2023-02-27T04:23:02Z
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@TedUnderwood I can't believe it! I'm sorry for your loss, Ted
(DIR) Post #AT5rVYUlQk4bqfVnBw by brianleechphd@mastodon.social
2023-02-27T04:26:47Z
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@TedUnderwood Heartbreaking. Well, you had a good run.
(DIR) Post #AT5sDeeBv06pfcwvSa by hackerfriendly@mas.to
2023-02-27T04:34:46Z
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@TedUnderwood Taken from us too soon.
(DIR) Post #AT5u5gPjfJ5wk3Vxho by tltroup@digipres.club
2023-02-27T04:55:43Z
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@TedUnderwood curious to know if walking as a prof in a 250 person lecture hall is different from floating as a ghost. 🤔
(DIR) Post #AT5zDLHCdbh5GvzkG0 by jose_eduardo@mastodon.social
2023-02-27T05:53:08Z
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@TedUnderwood Next step: collect data about the afterlife
(DIR) Post #AT69BKFCVJC926jf5k by keithwilson@fediphilosophy.org
2023-02-27T07:44:49Z
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@TedUnderwood @fpo My condolences. You served your country with honour though. 🫡
(DIR) Post #AT6XwM128JOp2O4CC8 by jtheibault@mastodon.social
2023-02-27T12:22:15Z
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@TedUnderwood On the positive side, at least Bing thinks it is unfortunate.Presumably the footnotes tell you how it came to believe such a thing.
(DIR) Post #AT6zbUJYseOnPYZVUO by CassandraZeroCovid@mastodon.social
2023-02-27T17:32:12Z
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@TedUnderwood This Bing AI needs to be shut down.
(DIR) Post #AT6ztZwIhqSu4KJm0O by MacNaBracha@mastodon.scot
2023-02-27T17:35:29Z
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@TedUnderwood Mastodon, the realm of ghosts.
(DIR) Post #AT72VtqbKvl6j13KM4 by papa_robot@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-27T18:04:49Z
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@TedUnderwood "I'm dead inside since that day" ...
(DIR) Post #AT73JOUOCSXNwrGQJk by shoq@mastodon.social
2023-02-27T18:13:46Z
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@TedUnderwood You're in a great shape for a dead guy. You need to market your secret.
(DIR) Post #AT74UohDChVsMoGwHQ by WendyD@newsie.social
2023-02-27T18:27:01Z
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@TedUnderwood @MissingThePt I hear this Ted Underwood guy was quite a wonderful person. Any input? 😂😂
(DIR) Post #AT74V0TpOHwAum6Q5I by hackdefendr@defenders.town
2023-02-27T18:27:05Z
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@TedUnderwood Sorry to hear that you died Ted. How will you ever recover?
(DIR) Post #AT74oFlSmtu5owWqhc by Sleestak@fosstodon.org
2023-02-27T18:30:33Z
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@TedUnderwood you can now stop paying your taxes, just show them this if they complain
(DIR) Post #AT75ekYvWkwKOehIZM by mentallyalex@lor.sh
2023-02-27T18:40:02Z
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@TedUnderwood this is what happens when you don't pay attention to the world around you Ted.Think about how much time you've wasted since Aug. 28th continuing to be alive? You could have seen and done so much. If only you had listened. :blobcatgiggle:
(DIR) Post #AT75k40GfpIQ8j1HMW by conatus@octodon.social
2023-02-27T18:40:59Z
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@TedUnderwood rip
(DIR) Post #AT75sBVAg7tDiELYrg by GrayWolf57@meow.social
2023-02-27T18:42:27Z
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@TedUnderwood Dude! You're dead? Spooky! Or maybe, you're dead to Microsoft. That wouldn't be so bad, now would it?
(DIR) Post #AT75ykfArWiuV79nSi by andrej@trees.social
2023-02-27T18:43:38Z
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@TedUnderwood Thank you for your honorable service. You will be missed. F.
(DIR) Post #AT769SdMEdo7llPioi by kwh561@universeodon.com
2023-02-27T18:45:35Z
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@TedUnderwood thank you for your honorable service 🫡
(DIR) Post #AT76AsSlgjcoAP8VWq by electropict@mastodon.scot
2023-02-27T18:45:51Z
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@TedUnderwood This might be a passing phase but I wonder if there could be an opposite to the Striesand effect whereby those AIs allege to have died go on to fame and new levels of success. #reAIfied ?
(DIR) Post #AT76QKqISLfkWnVpCq by ThisStarChild@kolektiva.social
2023-02-27T18:48:37Z
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@TedUnderwood Bloody rude of you not to have had a wake! You should get that sorted,soonest.
(DIR) Post #AT76bikLvCPVqoA2xU by darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
2023-02-27T18:50:41Z
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@TedUnderwood come on, how do WE know you're not a ghost?
(DIR) Post #AT76dqCDCDX7X9Ce4O by negative12dollarbill@techhub.social
2023-02-27T18:51:04Z
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@TedUnderwood Did you click “what did he serve in?”
(DIR) Post #AT76u7rvFzQayhThfU by SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz
2023-02-27T18:54:01Z
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@TedUnderwood Now I'm afraid to check my own status...
(DIR) Post #AT76wiPoLfbYu8Z1hg by benmschmidt@vis.social
2023-02-27T18:54:25Z
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@TedUnderwood Can I have your Kansas Jayhawks season tickets?But for real, I think this is the first time I've seen this assign the *correct* books to somebody.
(DIR) Post #AT77D4OSOz1ThZjGN6 by cpuguy@hachyderm.io
2023-02-27T18:57:26Z
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@TedUnderwood @avdi Spoilers!
(DIR) Post #AT77JIWykhC5HmgWFE by publixpace@nrw.social
2023-02-27T18:58:34Z
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@TedUnderwood I do not know how AI works, but maybe it's your last name. The wood you're under could be a coffin's lid.
(DIR) Post #AT77o7WLjnAo7E5V4q by Tazor@mstdn.social
2023-02-27T19:04:08Z
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@TedUnderwood Please say hi to Elvis from us.
(DIR) Post #AT77uawnF9ap7MXmT2 by AlisonW@fedimon.uk
2023-02-27T19:05:17Z
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@TedUnderwood"Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated" etc. 😢
(DIR) Post #AT78CuzZSKo2Uwa2Vs by isaac@hachyderm.io
2023-02-27T19:08:36Z
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@TedUnderwood RIP
(DIR) Post #AT78Pci6jp3LYyTDhA by jkfecke@mastodon.social
2023-02-27T19:10:55Z
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@TedUnderwood Whatever others may say, I'm sure nobody will miss Ted more than you do.
(DIR) Post #AT78PjkqY2P3PUo0R6 by niedlichenacktschnecke@kolektiva.social
2023-02-27T19:10:55Z
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@TedUnderwood @cstross condolences.
(DIR) Post #AT78juQYZoUmIpvxzc by gallaugher@mastodon.world
2023-02-27T19:14:34Z
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@TedUnderwood Ha! Mine was about 50% wrong but I was not claimed as deceased, so I suppose that’s a big win. Live long and prosper.
(DIR) Post #AT78opId4MNbqZZRTs by Sensational_Gus@fandom.ink
2023-02-27T19:15:27Z
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@TedUnderwood On the plus side, your day-to-day schedule must be wide open now. #silverlinings
(DIR) Post #AT79DZXYnZncD6M1j6 by SoobeeinNY@mstdn.social
2023-02-27T19:19:56Z
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@TedUnderwood Condolences!
(DIR) Post #AT7AA2MvlyCyPsGDw0 by GlasWolf@mastodon.scot
2023-02-27T19:30:31Z
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@TedUnderwood Did anybody else hear a weird noise just there?
(DIR) Post #AT7ANIcydNSgbg5e4G by prettyhatmech@mastodon.social
2023-02-27T19:32:54Z
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@TedUnderwood How do I turn off the necromancy option on Mastodon?
(DIR) Post #AT7AjnTIdbbaddI79s by 8ruun@expressional.social
2023-02-27T19:36:58Z
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@TedUnderwood Sad to hear that. But how is things on the other side? Multiverse or fediverse?
(DIR) Post #AT7B3und6PoT9nOSTQ by joewynne@mindly.social
2023-02-27T19:40:36Z
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@TedUnderwood I wondered why I could not speak ill of you
(DIR) Post #AT7BOoYXVhnpsIIhsm by marq@toot.community
2023-02-27T19:44:22Z
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@TedUnderwood RIP in peace Ted. ☹️
(DIR) Post #AT7CSC1Op46rTTyU40 by johneanthony@newsie.social
2023-02-27T19:56:11Z
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@TedUnderwood Somehow, "favoriting" this post seemed wrong..
(DIR) Post #AT7Cw6omjXEC1XL6RM by greenhombre@mstdn.social
2023-02-27T20:01:36Z
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@TedUnderwood At least AI doesn't kill you off at some date in the future. That would be really unnerving!
(DIR) Post #AT7DWjddsUheqcalrk by Natanael_L@mastodon.social
2023-02-27T20:08:13Z
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@TedUnderwood the rumors of my death has been greatly exaggerated
(DIR) Post #AT7E9fH62H1cbkbqs4 by martinvermeer@fediscience.org
2023-02-27T20:15:15Z
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@TedUnderwood Hoping you had time to write your obituary
(DIR) Post #AT7EtmrSA5sJSQbky8 by NovaNaturalist@halifaxsocial.ca
2023-02-27T20:23:35Z
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@TedUnderwood sorry to hear you have died.Any news on Mark Twain?
(DIR) Post #AT7Ev3zJyC6orhtehU by Kainalu@infosec.exchange
2023-02-27T20:23:49Z
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@TedUnderwood I’d read that as an implicit threat for reporting in Bing bot.
(DIR) Post #AT7F9yXeV8ayJl47Um by leo@twit.social
2023-02-27T20:26:31Z
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@TedUnderwood That's ok. For some reason Bing thinks I'm a plumber. But at least I'm not dead.
(DIR) Post #AT7FIfMdAn2lRf3QeG by fahrni@curmudgeon.cafe
2023-02-27T20:28:05Z
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@TedUnderwood @leo Damn, sorry for you loss.
(DIR) Post #AT7FPenXfwqpiVyXD6 by PHolder@twit.social
2023-02-27T20:29:20Z
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@leo @TedUnderwood So you're saying being a plumber is worse that being dead, Leo? 😜
(DIR) Post #AT7FUjxhu59LBG9bHs by christianlament@universeodon.com
2023-02-27T20:30:15Z
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@TedUnderwood I'm sorry that no one ever took the time to tell you that you're greatly loved, Ted.I hope this thread helps change that.
(DIR) Post #AT7FWm7IrZh0RVc2jo by BodyofBreen@mastodon.world
2023-02-27T20:30:36Z
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@TedUnderwood @leo Ditto.
(DIR) Post #AT7FY5YO5CUD0xuJhQ by bdube@gotgoat.com
2023-02-27T20:31:17Z
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@TedUnderwood Oh man, you died? Hope you feel better soon 🙏
(DIR) Post #AT7FakEZnxgBlIuKEC by Triflingtree@home.social
2023-02-27T20:31:22Z
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@TedUnderwood I hope this won't affect your ability to post on Mastodon
(DIR) Post #AT7FfYTQxOd8jg9Ol6 by f00fc7c8@kind.social
2023-02-27T20:32:12Z
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@leo @TedUnderwood maybe your name sounded vaguely italian so bing assumed you were super mario.
(DIR) Post #AT7Fmi1Rr03sNSTJmS by PHolder@twit.social
2023-02-27T20:33:31Z
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@TedUnderwood My friend and I differ on the value of what is currently being sold as "ai". I discussed your post with him, this unfortunate conversation ensued:friend: it would be funnier if it was a future date"unfortunately he will pass away tomorrow"with a gun emojiLMAOSo... watch your back! Someone's seen one to many iRobot viewings 😉
(DIR) Post #AT7GDgsQDluOdw7ETw by ApNudd@mas.to
2023-02-27T20:38:24Z
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@TedUnderwood AI rollout going smoothly I see
(DIR) Post #AT7Hr89YqFQqUHVDpQ by martinicat@mastodon.social
2023-02-27T20:56:43Z
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@TedUnderwood that’s the thing with literary imagination & machine learning. You just don’t know where it’s going to take you. Or in this case when.🍸😿
(DIR) Post #AT7I31wHltJsgoy2b2 by carlrj@hachyderm.io
2023-02-27T20:58:53Z
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@TedUnderwood we have some newly emerging contestants that look really strong in the “Confidently Incorrect Olympics”.
(DIR) Post #AT7IJ3MAGl2lidiEIS by noplasticshower@zirk.us
2023-02-27T21:01:46Z
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@TedUnderwood so sorry for your loss of self
(DIR) Post #AT7IM88cwohhPxqcDI by overflo@chaos.social
2023-02-27T21:02:19Z
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@TedUnderwood dead man don't toot!or is it resurrection day already?time flies.
(DIR) Post #AT7IWwuJ2owdlrJ9Y8 by nancylwayne@mastodon.social
2023-02-27T21:04:18Z
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@TedUnderwood May your memory (of you) be a blessing.
(DIR) Post #AT7IvAvIaKCWBtK9cu by Gartenberg@mastodon.social
2023-02-27T21:08:39Z
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@TedUnderwoodI'm terribly sorry at your loss@Talia_christine
(DIR) Post #AT7J1vFzEL7Ld6DZuC by fifischwarz@waag.social
2023-02-27T21:09:52Z
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@TedUnderwood Lucky for me, now I can follow you without having to worry I'm seeing ghosts
(DIR) Post #AT7JHuAF3oMCsG9U2K by imbou@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-02-27T21:12:45Z
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@TedUnderwood it’s so authoritative! How could it be wrong?
(DIR) Post #AT7JN5xybjsAvStEci by axeshun@toad.social
2023-02-27T21:13:42Z
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@TedUnderwood just wait till you get the bill for your funeral expenses. Sigh.
(DIR) Post #AT7KNfLr98oAcotZsu by fusterclucker@social.bitwig.community
2023-02-27T21:25:01Z
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@TedUnderwoodSample obituary:Ted was an excellent posterAnd left behind nobodyBecause he isn't actually dead
(DIR) Post #AT7KsglBxWgfyGXSr2 by brokken@pawb.fun
2023-02-27T21:30:36Z
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@TedUnderwood Hi Ted,Is this you? This is what Google had to say:And does the date of your passing (my condolences!) mean anything to you? Or is it purely arbitrary?
(DIR) Post #AT7Kt4rkKoBsjXn2P2 by raphael_fl@wandering.shop
2023-02-27T21:30:42Z
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@TedUnderwood My condolences, Ted.Are there spaghetti in the Great Beyond?
(DIR) Post #AT7LL2WQdtS1ZZ9Uum by Eetschrijver@mastodon.social
2023-02-27T21:35:44Z
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@TedUnderwood I'd venture that rumors about your death are greatly exaggerated.
(DIR) Post #AT7M4rJCfJwc7FoYEK by zosu@universeodon.com
2023-02-27T21:44:02Z
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@TedUnderwood lmao it pulled a mark twain death exaggeration on you. classic
(DIR) Post #AT7MDZ51oBSqBfKr6e by samuel_wade@mstdn.ca
2023-02-27T21:45:34Z
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@TedUnderwood Source: transcription error on the “Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead” line in the subtitles for a pirate copy of Pulp Fiction.
(DIR) Post #AT7MyuU03EMgB2ak0e by joshadell@mas.to
2023-02-27T21:54:10Z
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@TedUnderwood As Madeline Khan portraying Mrs. White in CLUE says, "He was a rather optimistic man, it came as a great shock to him when he died."
(DIR) Post #AT7N95XhmnG3NGB6tE by paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange
2023-02-27T21:56:00Z
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@TedUnderwood did you at least get a nice eulogy? seems like the least an AI could do... :)
(DIR) Post #AT7PCWhpRwzYOegG6S by hllizi@hespere.de
2023-02-27T22:19:01Z
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@TedUnderwood My condolences
(DIR) Post #AT7QQZzw6g2wcCPnQu by Invincible_Fall@indieweb.social
2023-02-27T22:32:46Z
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@TedUnderwood how is it on the other side?
(DIR) Post #AT7QhuEc7VwIIjXgQ4 by kentindell@mastodon.social
2023-02-27T22:35:52Z
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@TedUnderwood *plot spoiler
(DIR) Post #AT7RIoOIoHB8tLfjAu by NotClaudeRains@toad.social
2023-02-27T22:42:34Z
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@TedUnderwood I'm so sorry for our loss. May your memory be a blessing.
(DIR) Post #AT7Rj3yNV1lqkO40n2 by ethanz@octodon.social
2023-02-27T22:47:19Z
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@TedUnderwood So sorry for your loss? May your memory be a blessing?
(DIR) Post #AT7SqmjHatLZXRFUwa by zl2tod@mastodon.nz
2023-02-27T22:59:54Z
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@TedUnderwood Bing is bung
(DIR) Post #AT7StYecNjoakmOCYK by gabrielhankins@hcommons.social
2023-02-27T23:00:25Z
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@TedUnderwood I'm here to say that you did serve your country with honor during the Troubles of 2015-2020
(DIR) Post #AT7THx6Z7sZfXJ5s24 by selzero@vmst.io
2023-02-27T23:04:49Z
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@TedUnderwood Wow we got the Philip K Dick future. Who knew.
(DIR) Post #AT7To1F9H6ftdcOnPk by tmstreet@urbanists.social
2023-02-27T23:10:37Z
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@TedUnderwood Well, at least you get to see your obit before you die.
(DIR) Post #AT7Ts7LIXYW3iFEIGO by CedricLevasseur@framapiaf.org
2023-02-27T23:11:21Z
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@TedUnderwood Nevermind, he was not so much funny ! 😂😂😂
(DIR) Post #AT7UgANNXGvdbH4GoK by davidaugust@mastodon.online
2023-02-27T23:20:24Z
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@TedUnderwood I think Bing just tried to kill you.
(DIR) Post #AT7VZJ7eiarUeb0UTo by adriel@spore.social
2023-02-27T23:30:22Z
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@TedUnderwoodOof.@dangillmor
(DIR) Post #AT7We77AtFa4oYdame by ldiamand@fosstodon.org
2023-02-27T23:42:27Z
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@TedUnderwood who are we to believe, an advanced AI backed by multi billion dollar corporations and some of the best minds on the planet, or some random dude on the internet?
(DIR) Post #AT7XYlwgGlY9fJkJea by motownmonitor@mastodon.social
2023-02-27T23:52:42Z
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@TedUnderwood RIP bruh
(DIR) Post #AT7Y5rKLHW93udafmi by Ravencanada@mstdn.ca
2023-02-27T23:58:12Z
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@TedUnderwood Sending my most sincere 'uncondolences' to you Ted. 😆
(DIR) Post #AT7ZFRm7EpLLVwiWDw by tarheel@mstdn.io
2023-02-28T00:11:32Z
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@TedUnderwoodGeez! Spoiler!
(DIR) Post #AT7fGA8QuNZ2oqsdCi by 3wombats@aus.social
2023-02-28T01:18:57Z
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@TedUnderwood Always the last to be told :D
(DIR) Post #AT7fySK4eEV7y9Rhaa by rpavlik@hachyderm.io
2023-02-28T01:26:49Z
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@TedUnderwood My deepest sympathies.
(DIR) Post #AT7gJutrarOMgIQ41Y by Kinniska@mastodon.nz
2023-02-28T01:30:49Z
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@TedUnderwood “Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated “ etc?
(DIR) Post #AT7kLs7VIfLiSGzHJA by robUx4@mastodon.iriseden.eu
2023-02-28T02:16:01Z
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@TedUnderwood what did that legacy.com link say?
(DIR) Post #AT7ozemWi7ZGUFOyLA by RGPphotog@postchat.io
2023-02-28T03:08:01Z
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@TedUnderwood and on my birthday too, that’s just the worst.
(DIR) Post #AT7snyr4eVAR5KDUdU by damon@assemblag.es
2023-02-28T03:50:40Z
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Wow! It’s not just Bing! ChatGPT killed me off too! (I swear I didn’t prime the prompt, I just asked it about me.) @TedUnderwood
(DIR) Post #AT7vOswJoAvXMTOXpI by Evil_Ed_Magazin@mastodon.world
2023-02-28T04:19:49Z
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@TedUnderwood At least you got a nice eulogy out of it. :)
(DIR) Post #AT7vvYGtflbiohb4Xg by satire@mastodon.social
2023-02-28T04:25:44Z
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@TedUnderwood I have questions about the afterlife and Bing suggested you were good source. #humor #death #RumorsOfMyDemise
(DIR) Post #AT7wVPLMLP2pYHmWcy by unixben@aus.social
2023-02-28T04:32:12Z
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@TedUnderwood at least you were greatly loved!
(DIR) Post #AT7z4zIypbz182lKYC by JohnKoen@federate.social
2023-02-28T05:01:00Z
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@TedUnderwood are you planning anything special for your memorial?
(DIR) Post #AT80qcmlxfTN8jyb9E by cypnk@hackers.town
2023-02-28T05:20:51Z
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@TedUnderwood RIP Ted. I'm starting a ouija board session in a few hours. Please drop by if have a moment
(DIR) Post #AT8FydeS7ngnSEMdtY by GeekAndDad@mastodon.social
2023-02-28T08:10:23Z
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@TedUnderwood 😂
(DIR) Post #AT8Icv8Ok6OLAVhs6S by PSiReN@vmst.io
2023-02-28T08:39:57Z
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@TedUnderwood What can I say; with #MuchSympathy and #MyCondolences...🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕️🦹🍩🐻🍩🦹☕
(DIR) Post #AT8IrRFG9We0oPq3kW by PSiReN@vmst.io
2023-02-28T08:42:40Z
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@TedUnderwood What can I say; with #MuchSympathy and #MyCondolences...🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕️🦹🍩🐻🍩🦹☕
(DIR) Post #AT8IyfdB45yDSKTUEC by dot@mastodon.mg
2023-02-28T08:43:58Z
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🇬🇧✝️😆 @TedUnderwood At least you now know that you were greatly loved by family and friends and remembered as someone who served your country with honor.Note to self, if I have another child, I will append ozvqwindr to his/her name, to have an unique patronym, and force everyone to call him/her with full name. Like : hey, his name is Tedozvqwindr, not just Ted!!!
(DIR) Post #AT8MxnsXJYJuYxV6OW by janwwbosch@mastodon.ie
2023-02-28T09:28:40Z
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@TedUnderwood Perhaps a personal question but did the smell not give it away?
(DIR) Post #AT8VU43zTU9DeukiMi by stevefenton@mastodon.social
2023-02-28T11:04:08Z
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@TedUnderwood I'm sorry for you're lost!
(DIR) Post #AT8hKAuqLE2zSvWafo by wtsalzman@dataplatform.social
2023-02-28T13:16:49Z
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@TedUnderwood “I see people Bing/chatGPT thinks are dead!”
(DIR) Post #AT8ioh0rfZ5veeSOPo by darren@c.im
2023-02-28T13:33:32Z
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@TedUnderwood A life well lived. What are you going to do next?
(DIR) Post #AT8mnlS84oaix31SaG by VeloBusDriver@techhub.social
2023-02-28T14:18:11Z
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@TedUnderwood Were you signed into your Microsoft Live account? Perhaps that would have helped 😏
(DIR) Post #AT8oTsY0Bljl4WPnPs by ottomate@noc.social
2023-02-28T14:36:58Z
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@TedUnderwood OMG. I can laugh with you but this sort of stupidity also does real harm in the world. I will have to write a filter for Bing that flags articles which refer to a subject in both present and past tense!
(DIR) Post #AT94X4jmvBPh0wTSAi by micicumustar@mstdn.ro
2023-02-28T17:36:49Z
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@TedUnderwood Imagine dying and be able to talk
(DIR) Post #AT9A21V9VD87j3Ckgi by hobo@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-02-28T18:35:41Z
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@TedUnderwood rest in peace dude
(DIR) Post #AT9E6L6ww5A3WECJtY by andrewault@twit.social
2023-02-28T19:24:04Z
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@TedUnderwood Wow, what an opportunity! Have you talked with St. Peter yet? So many questions!
(DIR) Post #AT9cKnbGD2hApUnqsa by bengrosser@mastodon.social
2023-02-28T23:55:36Z
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@TedUnderwood ouch. chatGPT wrote approvingly of my last big exhibition at the Whitney Museum, an exhibition that, unfortunately, never happened. perhaps there’s a difference in the positive/negative bias of different LLM platform imaginaries? or maybe it just means ask both bing and chatgpt and then go with the falsehood one most prefers
(DIR) Post #ATA61lLVMa5CxfGwvQ by TedUnderwood@sigmoid.social
2023-03-01T05:28:20Z
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@bengrosser oh, I guess it just found an obituary for someone with the same name: hazard of linking chat to search
(DIR) Post #ATANABZtPoORr8bXOq by tobyink@toots.toby.ink
2023-03-01T08:40:19Z
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@TedUnderwood Spoilers!
(DIR) Post #ATAtOFB21nppbbitVI by tvaziri@mastodon.social
2023-03-01T14:41:26Z
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@TedUnderwood you will be missed
(DIR) Post #ATAvJ22rckSJL3Xrn6 by Tilopa@convo.casa
2023-03-01T15:02:54Z
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@TedUnderwood Does anyone know where Ted's grave is? I want to p* ss on it.
(DIR) Post #ATAvvTN8THbl60MCjQ by dorincojocariu@me.dm
2023-03-01T15:09:51Z
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@TedUnderwood Bing was referencing to Ted Sixfeetunder Wood.
(DIR) Post #ATAvwAMwbs0MRrb9u4 by chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
2023-03-01T15:09:58Z
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@TedUnderwood Googling yourself took a dark turn this decade
(DIR) Post #ATAw2oHB9KCDxI4N7I by locksmithprime@infosec.exchange
2023-03-01T15:11:10Z
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@TedUnderwood However you must still pay your bills and taxes. Collectors will find you even there, where you are right now.
(DIR) Post #ATAwA59IoYs8JSqwxE by charleslaughlin@zirk.us
2023-03-01T15:12:29Z
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@TedUnderwood I’m sorry for your loss.
(DIR) Post #ATAwDsTHtLUW9V0jEO by gg@writing.exchange
2023-03-01T15:13:10Z
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@TedUnderwood so glad you did not meet your demise. Bing says that they will try to alert you when it happens for real.
(DIR) Post #ATAwELjx4T3Iva1wjQ by charleslaughlin@zirk.us
2023-03-01T15:13:17Z
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@TedUnderwood what does note 5 say?
(DIR) Post #ATAxIzo49BVOItjZoG by zeldazeezeewritermarkowicz@me.dm
2023-03-01T15:25:16Z
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@TedUnderwood Welcome back!
(DIR) Post #ATAz1MJbvAmGoFCsSG by steve_zeke@freeradical.zone
2023-03-01T15:44:28Z
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@TedUnderwood You’re in good company https://www.thisdayinquotes.com/2010/06/reports-of-my-death-are-greatly.html
(DIR) Post #ATB0spVWDT3UeIpyQy by TedUnderwood@sigmoid.social
2023-03-01T16:05:23Z
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@charleslaughlin I was afraid to click at the time, but trying again ... https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/name/ted-underwood-obituary?id=36383904
(DIR) Post #ATB16irbiLJc68nGts by TedUnderwood@sigmoid.social
2023-03-01T16:07:54Z
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To be fair to #bing, it seems increasingly capable of disambiguating people. Trying this morning produces this:
(DIR) Post #ATB2DWnB5sYSdlWyGW by JonasJRichter@mastodon.pnpde.social
2023-03-01T16:20:20Z
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@TedUnderwood When do we rename "artificial intelligence" to "artificial bullshit"?
(DIR) Post #ATB67W3DKwu0Q7Q7hQ by nash@dice.camp
2023-03-01T17:04:04Z
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@TedUnderwood As long as it doesn't try to correct any errors. Be careful answering the door for a while.
(DIR) Post #ATB6VOYwpTg097eMdc by n1ckfg@merveilles.town
2023-03-01T17:08:21Z
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@TedUnderwood Personally I'd be terrified of clicking footnote 5, in case me observing it would collapse the wavefunction between the two universes...
(DIR) Post #ATB8mapcfOUL1qmHzM by tyx@lor.sh
2023-03-01T17:33:54Z
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@TedUnderwood I hope M$ chose a humane way to fix this inconsistency.
(DIR) Post #ATB8uIT8p2WaOXw5JI by edendestroyer@mindly.social
2023-03-01T17:35:16Z
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@TedUnderwood my friend just saw this lol
(DIR) Post #ATB9jxy4I3Qhs02Vhg by estherschindler@hachyderm.io
2023-03-01T17:44:38Z
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@TedUnderwood SF writer Pamela Sargent was also told that she was dead.
(DIR) Post #ATB9wAEsUa4tP3ibrc by flargh@mastodon.social
2023-03-01T17:46:50Z
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@TedUnderwood please report to the nearest Soylent Green processing facility at your earliest convenience.
(DIR) Post #ATBJwra4LbxDMobQAq by JorgeStolfi@mas.to
2023-03-01T19:39:01Z
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@TedUnderwood ChatGPT seems to have a taste for "killing" people. I asked about a fairly well-known Brazilian physicist, who passed away three months ago (hence after ChatGPT's alleged time horizon) and learned that he died in Havana, Cuba, in 1964.
(DIR) Post #ATBNf2QxenFNdD69my by scottkillen@pkm.social
2023-03-01T20:20:31Z
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@TedUnderwood My condolences, Ted, on your loss. Please know that you are now in a better place. 😜
(DIR) Post #ATBYfBT5APhj98MXKq by kyounger@me.dm
2023-03-01T22:23:51Z
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@TedUnderwood "news of your demise is greatly exaggerated"?
(DIR) Post #ATEf1Bj2aVS2bxdh8C by yacc143@mastodon.social
2023-03-03T10:19:13Z
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@TedUnderwood At least you could make sure that your funeral is 100% to your likening.Oh right, they buried you without even having the courtesy of telling you so could show up on time.
(DIR) Post #ATTXcoZfOFLSgHHgEi by wbeebe@mastodon.cloud
2023-03-10T14:37:04Z
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@TedUnderwood I’ve never talked to a ghost on social media before. How sad you suddenly departed us.
(DIR) Post #AVLpH4TjDjMheNz3i4 by EmmaPlaysGreen@tabletop.social
2023-05-05T17:01:14Z
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@TedUnderwood I'm like kids and kiki kids oi8l7kkli9k