Post AT1CUAkZM4llA6Hq5Y by aprzn@snowdin.town
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(DIR) Post #ASz2XcOzc9dTvyHMv2 by astrid@fedi.astrid.tech
2023-02-23T20:42:46.254631Z
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>serverless>looks inside>servers
(DIR) Post #AT15hX52wYryVHHwC8 by daniel@social.ppmx.org
2023-02-24T21:06:52.667059Z
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@astrid "Serverless" is like taking a taxi everyday and calling your lifestyle "carless", because you don't own or maintain the taxi.
(DIR) Post #AT1CUADFLy79UkhE9I by astrid@fedi.astrid.tech
2023-02-23T20:48:12.457304Z
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yes i know why it's called serverless
(DIR) Post #AT1CUAkZM4llA6Hq5Y by aprzn@snowdin.town
2023-02-23T20:57:58.642577Z
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@astrid i dont, why is it?
(DIR) Post #AT1CUBaKFeAZkcVAlE by astrid@fedi.astrid.tech
2023-02-23T21:00:35.370081Z
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@aprzn it's called serverless because you write functions and the cloud platform manages the deployment and lifecycle of the server, executes your function on every http request or every time interval, then bills you for execution time. Basically, you don't manage the server, you just write business logic
(DIR) Post #AT1CULxNgmYNv1Mj5M by astrid@fedi.astrid.tech
2023-02-23T21:01:37.332782Z
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@aprzn it makes sense in some cases but doesn't in others, as with most buzzwords and hypetrains
(DIR) Post #AT218rjxvuHlmkbNya by lamp@mastodong.lol
2023-02-25T07:55:54Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@astrid serverless is just server that u dont look inside
(DIR) Post #AT21Fqzt5vIpVWNiPQ by andrewfeeney@phpc.social
2023-02-24T21:28:06Z
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@daniel @astrid Also, if you want the taxi to come on time you have to pre-book it.
(DIR) Post #AT21FreeeLudXxSGx6 by astrid@fedi.astrid.tech
2023-02-24T21:29:20.985751Z
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@andrewfeeney @daniel and if you need the taxi for extended periods of time to do specific things, it'll cost way more than simply buying or renting a car
(DIR) Post #AT21ItqAymppC8I80m by niconiconi@mk.absturztau.be
2023-02-25T07:57:43.971Z
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@lamp@mastodong.lol @astrid@fedi.astrid.tech serverless computing: sudo poweroff
(DIR) Post #AT21UbVixHqrowJ2vY by l0ngyap@akm.longyap.name.my
2023-02-25T07:59:51.773505Z
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@astrid auto scale managed server option
(DIR) Post #AT2AqLFuyEVJMhLxZI by bobayaga@blahaj.social
2023-02-25T00:33:20Z
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@daniel @astrid Reminds me of the Soylent guy bragging about going off the grid, by outsourcing everything that used the grid https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2015/08/op-ed-how-i-gave-up-alternating-current/
(DIR) Post #AT2AqLtyZIXxMw5x0S by astrid@fedi.astrid.tech
2023-02-25T00:40:51.790650Z
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@bobayaga @daniel lmaoo that's really funny. He's literally just outsourcing everything to someone else, there's no self-reliance here, and in fact, I'd say there's even more reliance on external services than before
(DIR) Post #AT2AqMT4SocT7mVyi0 by be@floss.social
2023-02-25T05:08:06Z
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@astrid @bobayaga @daniel reminds me of Richard Stallman asking people to print web pages he wanted to read so he didn't have to run proprietary JavaScript, but they did
(DIR) Post #AT2DZOB19nD9McfXYe by l0ngyap@akm.longyap.name.my
2023-02-25T10:15:10.776620Z
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@nice-nigger @astrid gib the n pass plz
(DIR) Post #AT2Ea53HqbcAIFwkeu by niclas@angrytoday.com
2023-02-25T10:26:31Z
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@daniel And it will cost you a lot more.@astrid
(DIR) Post #AT2HLlB7EyM6SrTIcS by daniel@social.ppmx.org
2023-02-25T10:35:20.905214Z
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@niclas @astrid Especially so, if you have a bug in your code and your function never terminates. 😂
(DIR) Post #AT2HLm1a5uK55a1COe by niclas@angrytoday.com
2023-02-25T10:57:30Z
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@daniel And soooo easy to find bugs....@astrid
(DIR) Post #ATdcpJ49C4TmC8xMfI by thatguyoverthere@shitposter.club
2023-03-15T11:22:30.294954Z
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@niconiconi @lamp @astrid I tried now it won't do nuffin