Post ASypufo3pBHpkTfS2C by calculsoberic@mstdn.social
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(DIR) Post #ASvrB5dr3P3azNPETw by bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr
2023-02-22T08:35:44Z
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Don't forget to change your DNA after this breach. https://www.rawstory.com/millions-of-dna-tests-leaked-after-hackers-breach-company-s-forgotten-database/
(DIR) Post #ASvsfgl7iX4akPxbMW by shaft@piaille.fr
2023-02-22T08:52:36Z
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@bortzmeyer No problem, multiple mutations in progress
(DIR) Post #ASw7l2MoJ1SMWWb2m0 by Titicolin@mamot.fr
2023-02-22T11:41:39Z
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@bortzmeyerChange DNA must be in everyone's weekly security routine btw
(DIR) Post #ASwUshzUFIUgafJXAO by sayyid_qishta@terror.black
2023-02-22T16:00:37Z
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@bortzmeyer this is why i don't care to find out what inaccurate and tiny percentage of my ancestors were armenian or whatever tf. these shits don't work and the data is not secure.
(DIR) Post #ASwW3HkAGw3iKGkq2a by MHowell@kolektiva.social
2023-02-22T16:13:54Z
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@bortzmeyer Why didn't I store my DNA in the DNA manager vault?DNA changing can be accomplished by exposure to a couple Sieverts of Cesium. You might die, but your DNA will be safe.
(DIR) Post #ASwcNM98DDPzUtO0ki by aristofontes@mastodon.social
2023-02-22T17:24:41Z
1 likes, 2 repeats
@bortzmeyer For security, your new DNA must include 8-12 different nucleotides, at least one of which must be a special character.
(DIR) Post #ASwkRsbSHOkIx5IoDo by Roadblock161_@kolektiva.social
2023-02-22T18:55:06Z
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@bortzmeyer WHAT
(DIR) Post #ASx0K67DkulXoGTJ4a by onepict@chaos.social
2023-02-22T21:53:03Z
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@bortzmeyer "The stolen customer data had been previously bought by DDC from a British company in order to expand its business portfolio in 2012, court papers said, adding that "specifically, the breach involved databases that were not used for any business purpose, but were provided to DDC as part of a 2012 acquisition of Orchid Cellmark."FFS. Data leaks either by accident, selling on, hacking or all 3 at once. *slow clap* 🤦♀️https://www.theregister.com/2023/02/20/dna_testing_firm_pays_200k/
(DIR) Post #ASx18H6l9xtmNjBMlk by rakkhi@infosec.exchange
2023-02-22T22:02:06Z
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@bortzmeyer Wow that is terrible. I've been tempted to use companies like 23andme, along with data breach, they are highly incentivized to sell this data also...
(DIR) Post #ASx4NXUGqOulO49KnQ by strozzascotte@mastodon.opencloud.lu
2023-02-22T22:38:31Z
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@bortzmeyer it’s really hard to come up with a new secure DNA using only 4 uppercase letters. We should be able to use numbers and punctuation too!
(DIR) Post #ASx4ms8HDrmYemwS7k by apocheir@wandering.shop
2023-02-22T22:43:07Z
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@bortzmeyer *sigh* I'll get the radionuclides...
(DIR) Post #ASxA7CNIAieP01Tcrg by sjoma@fediver.de
2023-02-22T23:42:48Z
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@bortzmeyer just follow the steps under the 'forgot-your-dna?'-button
(DIR) Post #ASxLS2RZOCAXmAcLOi by lauxmyth@mastodon.online
2023-02-23T01:49:48Z
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@bortzmeyer changing my mothers maiden name probably does that. I have had to do that three times, so I am very changed genetically.
(DIR) Post #ASxcjXudLBk9WC96PY by carey@mastodon.nz
2023-02-23T05:03:25Z
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@bortzmeyer Missed opportunity to have the sequence GATTACA in the stock image in the header there.
(DIR) Post #ASxqIR2kAew3kluEhk by js@mastodon.nl
2023-02-23T07:35:27Z
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@bortzmeyer That is one exceptionally well-crafted headline.
(DIR) Post #ASxqeI2ELOdsBZ5SWe by Geoff@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-23T07:39:19Z
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@bortzmeyer thank god I had the Pfizer jab, eh?
(DIR) Post #ASxqonzGOxfyBAiIQC by bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr
2023-02-23T07:41:15Z
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@Geoff Viruses also change our DNA :-)
(DIR) Post #ASxw5dzxICk9tQsyqe by thefathippy@mastodon.world
2023-02-23T08:40:22Z
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@bortzmeyer Just as well I've been vaccinated. My DNA now changes after each use. 😎😉😂
(DIR) Post #ASxxAsUCxDUmEF5zfM by Erik@social.uden.ai
2023-02-23T08:51:37.463291Z
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Hot take: it should be illegal for your relatives to send their DNA to any of these services (23andme, etc.) without your consent.
(DIR) Post #ASxxAtS7MTPxE37q2y by bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr
2023-02-23T08:52:27Z
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@Erik Up to the which level of relativeness? Can people who have the same grand-grand-grand-father as me do that?
(DIR) Post #ASxxPFaNroqtvPq0Ui by dnalounge@sfba.social
2023-02-23T08:55:02Z
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@bortzmeyer On it.
(DIR) Post #ASxyzkXMMu6cIWOK92 by kzimmermann@fosstodon.org
2023-02-23T09:12:41Z
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@bortzmeyer that's it! Those bastards done played with their lacking security! I'm only going with fingerprint or retina-based authentication schemes from now on.Oh wait.
(DIR) Post #ASxz2sPxWbSPbkQ9Xk by bekopharm@social.tchncs.de
2023-02-23T09:13:11Z
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@bortzmeyer "Changing DNA" was not on my bingo chart for 2023 😜
(DIR) Post #ASy6wDB4jzSFbFn9xA by eg0n@defcon.social
2023-02-23T10:41:53Z
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@bortzmeyer can I get a year of DNA monitoring services please? That'll be useful and not totally meaningless and symbolic only
(DIR) Post #ASypufo3pBHpkTfS2C by calculsoberic@mstdn.social
2023-02-23T19:05:56Z
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@bortzmeyer DNA changed! thank you!
(DIR) Post #ASyswGHG0mz30slzBw by regphunt@techhub.social
2023-02-23T19:39:46Z
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@bortzmeyer DNA, fingerprints, facial, the worst info to lose control of. You can't change it like a password or credit card or phone #.
(DIR) Post #AT0EOeImZh51pOp8RE by meulop@mastodon.online
2023-02-24T11:14:53Z
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@bortzmeyer ERROR: New DNA matches one of your previous 8 species. For best results please ensure new genome is at least banana-level different to previous value.
(DIR) Post #AT3Jx7nmU1oSPZSg0e by mikewursta@mstdn.ca
2023-02-25T23:01:13Z
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@bortzmeyer Change DNA to Two-Factor Authentication, problem solved ;-)