Post ASypez0Ufa5mfH08pM by calculsoberic@mstdn.social
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 (DIR) Post #ASyoPd4DrLNMJzrOmu by calculsoberic@mstdn.social
       2023-02-23T18:49:03Z
       
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       how does mike get the lemonade hard?
       
 (DIR) Post #ASyoimemQgufZ75r4C by Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town
       2023-02-23T18:52:34Z
       
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       @calculsoberic he makes it with deuterium.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASypSW7WFBPPbDLKxU by lotto@mas.to
       2023-02-23T18:58:46Z
       
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       @nightjar @calculsoberic why though
       
 (DIR) Post #ASypSWeUGbmRFSlfLU by calculsoberic@mstdn.social
       2023-02-23T19:00:49Z
       
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       @lotto he's burt's brother @nightjar
       
 (DIR) Post #ASypUHIyIWKsEIXWRU by lotto@mas.to
       2023-02-23T19:01:09Z
       
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       @calculsoberic @nightjar why thoguhhut
       
 (DIR) Post #ASypWWhw0BtYZyHv9M by calculsoberic@mstdn.social
       2023-02-23T19:01:33Z
       
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       @nightjar yes of course!  @lotto
       
 (DIR) Post #ASypbyDp8EdvMSne8u by calculsoberic@mstdn.social
       2023-02-23T19:02:33Z
       
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       @nightjar I have, oddly enough!  @lotto
       
 (DIR) Post #ASypcDId4eOq7iACDQ by lotto@mas.to
       2023-02-23T19:02:37Z
       
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       @calculsoberic @nightjar not of course
       
 (DIR) Post #ASypez0Ufa5mfH08pM by calculsoberic@mstdn.social
       2023-02-23T19:03:07Z
       
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       @lotto don't read into this too much :flan_laugh:  @nightjar
       
 (DIR) Post #ASypgD5PoBBecXt93A by lotto@mas.to
       2023-02-23T19:03:18Z
       
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       @calculsoberic @nightjar I would rather
       
 (DIR) Post #ASywJCNAzil5QVAcsq by Caymon@mstdn.social
       2023-02-23T20:17:36Z
       
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       @calculsoberic Well if you must know...Mike starts by doing the dishes after dinner, without the lemon prompting him to do so, then the lemon gets a foot massage while he listens attentively as the lemon discusses its day. Mike signals that he's interested in quenching his thirst for lemonade through gradually increasing physical contact, while paying close attention to how the lemon is responding to his advances...
       
 (DIR) Post #ASywLQ5YyCfOXpzVaa by Caymon@mstdn.social
       2023-02-23T20:17:56Z
       
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       @calculsobericIf the lemon is receptive, Mike suggests that they move to the juicing room, where he slyly pulls out a zester as they enter. Mike's always sure to ask for consent and once things get really juicy, the only ingredients he needs to squeeze out a really stiff, hard lemonade is patience, time, and a firm grip.Some people think this is a lot of effort to go through on a per-lemon basis to make lemonade, but Mike loves his work.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASywOQhx7ltPKlNnFY by calculsoberic@mstdn.social
       2023-02-23T20:18:32Z
       
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       @Caymon they should write all this out on the cans
       
 (DIR) Post #ASywk84T624vu5GGZs by Caymon@mstdn.social
       2023-02-23T20:22:29Z
       
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       @calculsoberic I don't know. Can you imagine how much more they'd sell if everyone knew how much love and attention goes into each batch? I'm not sure Mike's arms arms hold up to that much, uh...work. :blobcatlaugh:
       
 (DIR) Post #ASzJvtyHdtkQavx1wu by jph@moth.social
       2023-02-24T00:42:18Z
       
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       @calculsoberic @nightjar @lotto I like sucking on hard lemonade 😶