Post ASui748NckGQPQjL0K by other95@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #ASuaPYXYVx2EI6oOu0 by darkuncle@infosec.exchange
       2023-02-21T17:53:24Z
       
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       @kairyssdal there's a Seinfeld episode for that
       
 (DIR) Post #ASuad4AUEYVU9ESoHw by richardgunther@twit.social
       2023-02-21T17:55:49Z
       
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       @kairyssdal Hasn't this always been the case?
       
 (DIR) Post #ASuaxeErpkBhoKKKGm by ThomM@mastodon.cloud
       2023-02-21T17:59:31Z
       
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       @kairyssdal still avoid poppy seed bagels....just in case.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASuazaaeN0uj4dRPsm by FlyVapen_Pikk@mastodon.world
       2023-02-21T17:59:55Z
       
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       @kairyssdal #Costco baker anxiety after eyeing their pallet of fresh baked lemon poppyseed muffins:
       
 (DIR) Post #ASubgr8kiHn2r41WOO by BradOmland@home.social
       2023-02-21T18:07:43Z
       
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       @kairyssdal Prohibited in the military: Weed, cocaine, amphetamines, and Big Macs.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASuf7nUWgfbXDfkKEC by richard_merren@mastodon.social
       2023-02-21T18:46:12Z
       
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       @kairyssdal Cue up Republicans complaining about "canceling" poppy seeds, claims that they will buy artisan poppy seed loaves to own the libs, and condemnations (from people regularly seen standing next to Marjorie Taylor Green) that this is antisemitism because of some vague concerns about poppy seed bagels. Bonus points for somehow linking Democratic lawmakers to Afghan opium production.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASufsQGIs50cmkKHvk by GregArcus@mastodon.world
       2023-02-21T18:54:39Z
       
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       @kairyssdal  So don't eat Chicago style hot dog buns. Got it.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASugCuCfGAi5REOJZw by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
       2023-02-21T18:58:19Z
       
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       @kairyssdal PR skunkworks of big sesame
       
 (DIR) Post #ASui748NckGQPQjL0K by other95@mastodon.social
       2023-02-21T19:19:42Z
       
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       @kairyssdal i thought we knew this, but I guess not everybody does.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASunCqEKjNvmnM5XOK by malc@masto.ai
       2023-02-21T20:16:46Z
       
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       @kairyssdal paraphrasing: because we cannot be bothered to devise a drug test that doesn't suffer false positives, we're going to pretend that 'contamination' is the reason why poppy based products can trigger tests for poppy based narcotics, and make it everyone else's problem if they get caught by our lousy test protocols.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASunQr6wFlMPa4JP0q by gqbaker@ioc.exchange
       2023-02-21T20:19:18Z
       
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       @kairyssdal Guess it's been pretty low on the drug testing improvement to-do list for the last 40 years.