Post ASuP6XHpqsVRPCBdiq by samuel_wade@mstdn.ca
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 (DIR) Post #ASuP6XHpqsVRPCBdiq by samuel_wade@mstdn.ca
       2023-02-21T03:38:23Z
       
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       At last, as the prophecies foretold. "'Incredibly intelligent, highly elusive': US faces new threat from Canadian ‘super pig’" https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/feb/20/us-threat-canada-super-pig-boar
       
 (DIR) Post #ASuP6XmK1WtOvkRzF2 by samuel_wade@mstdn.ca
       2023-02-21T03:43:11Z
       
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       "The pigs weigh between 75 and 250lbs on average" this seems like an unhelpfully broad range, what kind of average is this "but can weigh in twice as large as that, according to the USDA." Oh, even better. Some are lighter than air, and can float over barriers. Some have their own event horizons, which they use to hunt prey. Others are composed of pure energy, coruscating shimmers of porcine light.