Post ASsgOI66NEIcPipYvY by loganfive@home.social
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(DIR) Post #ASseMzs0SPPlgWUcUK by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-02-20T19:28:19Z
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Parents: Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.Child: Hey thanks, I'm sure if I order the insects to cease and desist they will respect the authority of a fucking toddler.
(DIR) Post #ASsgOI66NEIcPipYvY by loganfive@home.social
2023-02-20T19:50:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Also, how about hiring an exterminator, Mom and Dad?
(DIR) Post #ASsjqTuaLFpZ1fZshc by Basic_Bench@mstdn.social
2023-02-20T20:29:42Z
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@lowqualityfactsOkay but they only bite while I'm sleeping should I just not sleep?
(DIR) Post #ASslC085qrJSz1ime0 by Kimcpen@mastodon.social
2023-02-20T20:44:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts kids are so perceptive.
(DIR) Post #ASssV3QkVDECOzTnxA by jwhevans@mstdn.social
2023-02-20T22:06:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts also why the hell haven’t these adults hired an exterminator, thrown out the bed, anything really to protect the kids from bedbugs.
(DIR) Post #ATgdKymiiUUk2Emtpg by filmfreak75@mastodon.cloud
2023-03-16T22:12:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts i had a former client who had bed bugs for real — it’s not a good thing
(DIR) Post #ATgdV2Pw492UCGvVx2 by lcw@mastodon.online
2023-03-16T22:14:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts that only works if you arm the child with a flamethrower.
(DIR) Post #ATgm1CwnFaQFks98S0 by izstranger@freeradical.zone
2023-03-16T23:49:35Z
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@lowqualityfactsMy Grandmother had a part two. It was Don't let the bedbugs biteIf they do hit them over the head with a shoeSo that was useful 😂
(DIR) Post #ATh4GNm54keeqzWN9c by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-03-17T03:14:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts children lose their bugspeak by age 5