Post ASr5RmlYui5iwD4C7k by acm_redfox@jawns.club
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(DIR) Post #ASqt0mtv6bfI5TKtZQ by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-02-19T23:02:58Z
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Why give Meta $12-$15 a month when you could pay only $1 instead to support my occasional jokes about how hilariously incompetent Meta is? Also, I post pictures of my cats. Just look at them. Mark Zuckerberg doesn't post pictures of cats. If anything, Zuckerberg eats cats. I have no proof of this but we all know it's true.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ASqt89luTFnb2y6S24 by VoxofGod@mastodon.social
2023-02-19T23:04:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts he only eats meat he kills, and who is to say?
(DIR) Post #ASqtzH0IJSwqpB9w8W by rauder@norcal.social
2023-02-19T23:13:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can say with confidence the world will be, on average, a better place if you give this person a buck instead of Mark Zuckerberg $15.
(DIR) Post #ASquPstG4filrAYcFM by fuzzyduck@mindly.social
2023-02-19T23:18:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts I read on Facebook that he eats cats. So it’s obvs true
(DIR) Post #ASquunDNE4GVEOhjbk by LisaSpartan@mastodon.world
2023-02-19T23:24:19Z
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@fuzzyduck Can verify. Somebody told me on the d.l. Can’t name names, but a source close to the eaten cats themselves.
(DIR) Post #ASr0643VS4tSQ0HcB6 by amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com
2023-02-20T00:22:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ASr0HrcBX1yrJF88Dg by April_Sparkles@mastodon.social
2023-02-20T00:24:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Here for the cats…and jokes!
(DIR) Post #ASr3spBZpGfwLv04zw by Silversong@brontosin.space
2023-02-20T01:04:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Captions are so important, even for sighted people. I nearly missed the derp tongue!
(DIR) Post #ASr5FGXYu1o5W4Y3ZA by FlyVapen_Pikk@mastodon.world
2023-02-20T01:20:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your cats are horrified that you cast slight doubt there at the end...
(DIR) Post #ASr5OK9Yq6XTKNdpBI by ATLeagle@mastodon.online
2023-02-20T01:21:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts cats taste good covered in sweet baby rays?
(DIR) Post #ASr5RmlYui5iwD4C7k by acm_redfox@jawns.club
2023-02-20T01:22:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts A+ cats!
(DIR) Post #ASr5geMyPkG7EweZns by oldmanmike@c.im
2023-02-20T01:25:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Zuck eats cats and we all know what Elons dad paid $125k to get a newspaper not to publish what Elon did to a cat 🐈 #elonrapedacat #probably
(DIR) Post #ASr6wnB7Wyal9DN1U0 by MHowell@mas.to
2023-02-20T01:39:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts I heard he pulls out their whiskers.
(DIR) Post #ASrBapU2mMdjhHZII4 by Esoteria@social.horrorhub.club
2023-02-20T02:31:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Zuckerberg put money into a startup dedicated to finding out how many ways there actually were to skin a cat. This is how Instagram was started. Prove me wrong.
(DIR) Post #ASrNQH6GxZTpc4BPc0 by amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com
2023-02-20T04:43:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts hope he meets a flerken
(DIR) Post #ASrPGP1eq0DxCqRdoW by AdditionalQuench@c.im
2023-02-20T05:04:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts "in a derpy fashion" lol #AltText
(DIR) Post #ASrPLdbK4hGfrHchO4 by Scienceisnotopinions@mstdn.ca
2023-02-20T05:05:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🥰
(DIR) Post #ASrPOiaC0cqwB5Yzdw by murgascarrillo@col.social
2023-02-20T05:05:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts ye du gud jumor
(DIR) Post #ASrRrI2FzSfq9IRT7o by kiwired@mastodon.nz
2023-02-20T05:33:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts ^and their images have alt-text ♥️
(DIR) Post #ASrTpJj2w2tMihdxbc by Grizzlysgrowls@twit.social
2023-02-20T05:55:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your cats know that about Zuckerberg. You can see it in their eyes.
(DIR) Post #ASya3RsZNPWntSwHh2 by cautionarytale@mastodon.world
2023-02-23T16:08:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts sounds true.
(DIR) Post #ASyadaTCufnsxlJAn2 by geekyonion@geekyonion.social
2023-02-23T16:14:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Now we know why the bottle of BBQ sauce was in the background of his video. Catsauce.
(DIR) Post #ASyap42vI3pvsQUEfg by dustinrue@mastodon.chateaude.luxe
2023-02-23T16:16:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts how do I pay so you never post photos of your cat
(DIR) Post #ASybFSCk5nm2KdfB6u by Day10Machine@mastodon.social
2023-02-23T16:21:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your cats are adorable!
(DIR) Post #ASybNQExHP4OYYUv8y by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-02-23T16:23:04Z
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@dustinrue I'd need at least $100 million to agree to such cruel and unusual terms.
(DIR) Post #ASybYkBLTdIZaeCwym by dustinrue@mastodon.chateaude.luxe
2023-02-23T16:25:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts 100 million isn't exactly a lot of money anymore
(DIR) Post #ASyfIQQZYUJfVRnvw8 by MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
2023-02-23T17:06:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts OMG our grey tuxies are near doppelgangers!
(DIR) Post #ASyfTV3GhesX27BWUa by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-02-23T17:08:59Z
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@MaryAustinBooks Haha wow, they really are!
(DIR) Post #ATRRoQH4ZfP6kYoqgq by kimlockhartga@universeodon.com
2023-03-09T14:22:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts I cannot get enough of these two! ❤🐱❤
(DIR) Post #ATecFbhkc0xujdPyEa by dan@cloudisland.nz
2023-03-15T22:50:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts he 100 percent unzips his "human face" and swallows cats whole with the gaping, toothy, slobbering maw hidden underneath
(DIR) Post #ATehetUk6aQSv9D73Y by patrixmyth@mastodon.social
2023-03-15T23:51:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts only if he kills then himself.
(DIR) Post #ATesmEiIiD2MFhFvLk by Meadguy@mastodon.world
2023-03-16T01:55:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts pretty sure he eats cats.
(DIR) Post #ATf7ZetfYBEP0S29zc by boudah@hostux.social
2023-03-16T04:41:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts I cannot trust someone who have a number of cats that isn't a purfect square.
(DIR) Post #AToxYUxXxKRlw3FrQe by spandauAnders@ioc.exchange
2023-03-20T22:36:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts he’s eating a cat right this second. Snopes just verified it.
(DIR) Post #AU4yYiarL0azom7hdQ by VHasch@universeodon.com
2023-03-28T16:03:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts I thought Zuck lived on machine oil like the other tin man.
(DIR) Post #AU4ytgyCZLhkrd2hVI by Anthro@universeodon.com
2023-03-28T16:06:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts “Your source for low-probability a priori knowledge”.
(DIR) Post #AU4z9GOp7rNz5dv5TU by Spellbind0127@mine.random101.net
2023-03-28T16:09:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts my view of Mark Zuckerberg would not change if I found out he is eating cat thats how bad my view of him is.
(DIR) Post #AU53v7QUBsnyyclvDE by mattlav1250@journa.host
2023-03-28T17:03:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts But do you provide $3,000 goggles so I can watch them in VR? Otherwise it's just not the same.
(DIR) Post #AU54YWVwqblK517HOq by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-28T17:10:20Z
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@mattlav1250 I would be more than happy to sell you goggles for $3,000.
(DIR) Post #AU552jb0m5iTL6tGpU by mattlav1250@journa.host
2023-03-28T17:15:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is payment in Mattcoin$ acceptable? If so I CAN PAY
(DIR) Post #AU5HHYc75U6N4YExo8 by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-03-28T19:32:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts www.catrecipes.meta.com
(DIR) Post #AUcp3jiGi9FPKaVbai by DemocracySpot@mstdn.social
2023-04-13T23:56:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Since we're dragging "Stinky Pee Pee Pants" Ima post this 1:00 sketch by Spitting Image. You can tap through for the full segment.https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxJg9AK63Xxv06gtmVigOb2uMB59Fx1LLu
(DIR) Post #AUcpJ6ScPzz8E1W40W by Thorium@social.linux.pizza
2023-04-13T23:59:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts I wish a cat would eat Zuckerberg, but there is no way they could stomach that much offal at once. That's right, Zuckerberg is an offal person.
(DIR) Post #AUcqm9QKa3JblcrRfE by axnxcamr@mstdn.ca
2023-04-14T00:16:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts I might subscribe, just so you have enough money to replace that pillow case.This is stuff to have nightmares!😉
(DIR) Post #AUcstxJ7iDD2PkL4zI by Hyolobrika@berserker.town
2023-04-14T00:40:00Z
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@lowqualityfactsHe slathers them in Sweet Baby Ray's Barbecue Sauce™
(DIR) Post #AUd4e7fmbYIXNY9e8u by rbos@mastodon.novylen.net
2023-04-14T02:51:22Z
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@lowqualityfactsProposal: two donator tiers, labelled 'twitter' and 'mastodon'. Troll up some cash.
(DIR) Post #AUeTevoEtI2Kt0YIVc by Kimcpen@mastodon.social
2023-04-14T19:06:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts HE EATS CATS I SAW IT
(DIR) Post #AVioL7RH9PaYYgghuq by TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org
2023-05-16T19:09:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts your cats are beautiful.😻
(DIR) Post #AVioLSX0jHebyYX5Gq by GoatRoper@mastodon.social
2023-05-16T19:09:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts Zuckerberg? Furries like other Furries.
(DIR) Post #AVioNlybP7h0rXXddA by raphaelmorgan@sovereign.lgbt
2023-05-16T19:09:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts wait who's giving facebook $10-15 a month did they start a meta blue or something?
(DIR) Post #AViof98mX8lnczaTWS by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-05-16T19:12:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Christ! I was scrolling up and saw your cats before i saw the header and I knew they were your kitties. I gotta get a life!
(DIR) Post #AViolreNxbEJPTZaXQ by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-05-16T19:14:01Z
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@TazPoltorak Haha thank you! They're the best
(DIR) Post #AViop59oCNbkAYnze4 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-05-16T19:14:38Z
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@BigEarl Nonsense, everyone's life would be better if they could immediately recognize my cats.
(DIR) Post #AViqZG6Vvl9dOZqZAu by monsoonrains@mastodon.social
2023-05-16T19:34:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wait why are people paying Meta?
(DIR) Post #AViwjI542Hnk99KrM8 by CatHat@mstdn.party
2023-05-16T20:43:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts caaaats
(DIR) Post #AVjByMDWRC62dDvyQS by jpthuot03@mstdn.ca
2023-05-16T23:33:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts Low Quality Facts, High Quality Cats
(DIR) Post #AX3IX5jiefddnqqBXM by Sarklor@tabletop.social
2023-06-25T14:13:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts We know he spent about a year hunting animals to eat, that probably included cats.
(DIR) Post #AX4Sofck9pdgmyEVTk by Neverfadingwood@lingo.lol
2023-06-25T18:07:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Blep!
(DIR) Post #AX5MAlaOANql85gGSu by Qbitzerre@unbound.social
2023-06-26T14:04:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts the look on their faces. Like they just heard about Zuckerberg.
(DIR) Post #AYUUL4NsjnQbcGj2K8 by ThunderOwl@mastodon.social
2023-08-07T14:55:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts that black white one is mocking me
(DIR) Post #AYUUOdprO47eR2W07E by anneguisinherba@universeodon.com
2023-08-07T14:55:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts the tuxedo with the stuck tongue says it all. In fact they’re both latter-day role models.
(DIR) Post #AYUUWgf8lB2pWIKzBY by m0xee@social.librem.one
2023-08-07T14:57:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts> Zuckerberg eats cats.Sounds legit! Everyone thinks he's a reptilian, but he's probably same specie as Alf. He has totally played us! Again! 🙀