Post ASmYLsQ4uIt9cAkjTM by IanAMartin@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #ASmYLrfdgxk3I91e5Y by allenstenhaus@oddballs.vip
       2023-02-17T19:39:58Z
       
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       You know it's going to be a good day when your lunch order number is 69. 😎
       
 (DIR) Post #ASmYLsQ4uIt9cAkjTM by IanAMartin@mastodon.social
       2023-02-17T20:21:04Z
       
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       @allenstenhaus About a year ago, we switched to a software based queue system. Before, we had used the usual ‘take a little bit of paper with a number from the dispenser’ variety. Every time we got close to 69, I had to fight the urge to make a joke. “Who has 69?” Not wise. “Looking for 69!” Asking for complaints there. “Now serving 69!” Guaranteed disappointment. Never gave in. A couple of young women did catch me muttering to myself “don’t make a joke don’t make a joke” however. @Mrfunkedude
       
 (DIR) Post #ASmYMCTeKjd3p2Zroe by allenstenhaus@oddballs.vip
       2023-02-17T20:38:43Z
       
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       @IanAMartin @Mrfunkedude This gets me thinking of when I worked in a hardware store. Double entendres galore! But the one that nearly killed me from holding in my laughter was the time a young petite conventionally attractive blonde came walking right up to me & blurted out "I need some black caulk!"She knew what she did. I knew. She knew I knew. She smirked when she saw me struggling to keep a straight face. Then I escorted her & handed her some black caulk. 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #ASmYMHQdvLC9BAD2K8 by zleap@qoto.org
       2023-02-17T20:52:36Z
       
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       @allenstenhaus @IanAMartin @Mrfunkedude I am sorry in advance but this story  reminds me of the Fork Handles Sketch from the Two Ronnieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV1IP4N9ajg
       
 (DIR) Post #ASmYeFnAkP8TJdJl6O by ForfarFairLady@mastodon.scot
       2023-02-17T20:55:57Z
       
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       @zleap @allenstenhaus @IanAMartin @Mrfunkedude You mean " four candles", surely! 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #ASmZHtwjOBHZ94h6G0 by zleap@qoto.org
       2023-02-17T21:03:07Z
       
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       @ForfarFairLady @allenstenhaus @IanAMartin @Mrfunkedude Yeah there (or was )  a hardware store in Teignmouth called Fork Handles.th